Ahoy!

[smallwhiterat]

Illuminated Internet (2024-2025)

[coldswarkids]

I want you all to imagine with me, if you will, what I witnessed today.

McDonalds parking lot. teenage boy. giant polished white ford Tundra. windows down. blasting. I mean BLASTING. Beethoven's moonlight sonata. boy demolishing burger.

[domina-honoribila]

White Boy Summer

[orcboxer]

tumblr won't let me post this for some reason. must be a glitch or something

[sunnyyfur]

[bubblegum-gf]

I don’t care if monday suck. tuesday, wednesday yucky yucks. thursday i dont give a fucks it’s friday. happy duck

[kingfucko]

i dont care if monday sucks... tuesday cost me sixty bucks... wednesday thursday give no fucks. it's friday im a duck

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[femmedummy]

the tragedy of distance is simple I want to sit on the couch with you and do nothing sometimes

[y2kcompatible]

[sunshine-tattoo]

man we gotta get regular porn back on this website

[thegirlintheblackdress]

The North Sea, by Patrick von Kalckreuth

[slimemode]

[that-house]

Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

[boeing747]

nothing in the world is mundane someone spent years of their life studying and thinking about culverts and building upon the countless work of others and our historical collected knowledge of fluid dynamics and construction materials just so that your shit doesn't get flooded all the time and you dont even think about it! have you ever considered the culvert really? and its like. fucking everything is like this

[sacred-portal]

[c-53]

[deathcap]

Orgasm denial. Orgasm anger. Orgasm bargaining. Orgasm depression and orgasm acceptance.

[20dollarlolita]

WHY COULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN HOBBY LOBBY

[amethystviolist]

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

when he says "ahwooo" it's scary because you think the werewolves are nearby. but then he says "the werewolves of london" and you think oh.. i'm not in london. but then you remember they could travel