it’s a sunny day outside my window

joey | she/her | 30s

[sourdoughassault]

I’m a dumb bitch but one thing I’ve never been wrong about is loving Dean Winchester w my whole heart

[hbmmaster]

we need to periodically remind everyone that a headline not including a person's name isn't an attempt to erase their identity from the narrative, it's just not good practice to put someone's name in a headline unless the reader can be expected to already know who they are

[hbmmaster]

"if you can say the name in the article why can't you say the name in the headline?" what do you think a headline is for

[glorious-spoon]

While I sort of get the impulse, it does always get my back up when people talk about something like Animorphs with this attitude of 'omgggg remember these books, how on EARTH were we allowed to read these books, they're so grim and dark and violent and tragic, no adults could possibly have known what they actually contained or they'd have been banned.'

And like. Allowing for the fact that there absolutely are adults who think every distressing topic ever should be banned from children's literature - they're children's books. You were allowed to read them when you were a kid because they were written for kids. Bridge to Terabithia is also a children's book. So is Where the Red Fern Grows and Old Yeller and Roll of Thunder Hear My Cry and The Giver and loads of other books that deal with heavy, difficult topics. It is appropriate and good for children to have books about these things that are tailored to their reading levels and it genuinely really bugs me when people act like they're somehow not really for kids because bad things happen in them or they end tragically.

[laterkiss]

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

[mynorthernattitude]

I'm shy at first and then im like donkey from shrek

[carolsturka]

you have to be in a certain specific mood to listen to classic rock because sometimes a guy is playing his guitar and you're just like shut the fuck up man

[dragongirlsweetie]

hour 1 of shift: i love helping people and making people happy yay yay yay later today i am gonna go home and have fun and eat a tasty meal and work on my projects and

hour 6: if youu go to the store and buy groceriers you are a piece of shit

hour 8: if i wad 1 apples tall i could live off of one apple for a week... oh but it would rot away... no.... i hate the rot i hate the apple

[crazysodomite]

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

[crazysodomite]

But if a woman acted incompetent once then she will be literally crucified in the street and she's evil for manipulating her husband into settling for less and suddenly it's not a silly endearing sitcom trope 🤔

[wosp-reactivated]

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

[monsterfucker-molloy]

[segamascott]

[sourdoughassault]

So there’s this reservoir kind of near where I grew up named “Keyhole” and it’s kind of nasty. Like if you want to go fishing, you’ll probably be able to catch a catfish but good luck getting anything else. And the water smells…not good. Anyways, the other day I was talking to my grandpa on the phone and he was telling me about how he’d recently gone to keyhole and I said “keyhole?? Why’d you go there?” And he took a pause and he said “well, just no common sense, I guess” and that was so not what I expected him to say and so I’m here still thinking about that days later 😂😂

[sourdoughassault]

many locals call it pee hole

[sourdoughassault]

I’m a dumb bitch but one thing I’ve never been wrong about is loving Dean Winchester w my whole heart

[kiisaes]

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

[sourdoughassault]

it’s me and my unfinished playlists against the world

[charlesoberonn]

I offered somebody a penny for their thoughts and they gave their two cents. That's a 100% return on investment.

[karvina]

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

[karvina]

not really sure how to get her out though

[karvina]

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her