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peachieflame

Y’all like jokes?

lesbianshepard

congrats to this reddit user for having the funniest title of a horror story ever

lesbianshepard

spoiler but the twist was literally that it was a creepy dude who was sleeping under her bed and constantly ripping ass

brockpkmn-deactivated20221115

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did they ever track down the baby born at dashcon?

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you know, the dashcon baby… the baby born in the ballpit at dashcon

the-worm-man

what

brokenbloodymolars

Th e

What

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the dashcon baby

aberrantemotion

at dashcon, a late term pregnant lady (there for a writing panel i believe) arrived, and while going around the “event”, her water broke around 2 months earlier than expected, and began to go into labour, there was a huge traffic jam because of, you know, and driving to the hospital was out of the question, so they called an ambulance. But the thing is, because of the traffic jam, it took over 40 minutes, and she was going into labour NOW. A nurse in training there took over and had to deal with the woman, so they took the ballpit, being the best thing they could think of in the mostly empty area, cleared some of the balls away, and had to use that as a surface to deliver the baby. Around 5 minutes before they got there, they managed to deliver the baby, (thankfully) in a safe state.

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great post everybody

aberrantemotion

I helped!

callmebliss

shittycryptids

Mothman’s lesbian sister.

adventures-in-instant-ramen

MOTHMA’AM

quatara

i like my mutuals even though they be talkin bout sum weird shit sometimes

lifeafterpsychiatry

"No one will love you before you love yourself" is a really fucking bad way of articulating "if you don't see your own value you're more likely to allow other people to mistreat you, so be extra careful when entering relationships if you're struggling with low self worth."

soursaiki

We talked about this when I was admitted to the mental hospital!

findaneye

[repost] to luis!

🏷🗓📦📜

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illbeyourpainkiller

circumcising

are we gunna have sex or are you going to continue to like my posts

theswisschubbylibrarian

Morning Run + Breakfast

4km run in 35 minutes !

I woke up around 5:45 a.m., went running straight away under the cloudy sky and it was really nice 😄

Then I got home, cooked myself some chocolate banana oatmeal and read a book as I ate my breakfast! Slow mornings are my favorites!

one-time-i-dreamt

I was Roger from American Dad and I had been caught by the CIA.

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I wasn’t sure if this kiss had been GIFed before but I didn’t want to take the chance

headspace-hotel

Tumblr is so interesting in terms of its role in pop culture and human consciousness, because we just don’t...have celebrity accounts to follow. almost no famous person uses tumblr as part of their public presentation. (If they do, apparently no one cares enough about them to put them on my dash practically ever.) Likewise, the “big” tumblr accounts got to where they are purely because of the stuff they post on tumblr and not because they are well known elsewhere.

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HOWEVER (and here’s the bizarre thing) if you get a popular post on tumblr, it’s basically a permanent fixture of Internet culture. Get a funny textpost past 50k notes and it’s common knowledge among young internet users, and can be found reposted to Instagram, Reddit, Facebook, and random clickbait websites.

The half life of a Tumblr shitpost is longer than that of carbon-14. Tumblr produces a wildly disproportionate amount of original internet text-based content. There are funny tweets, but none of them really end up pop-cultural juggernauts like Randy Your Sticks or None Pizza with Left Beef.