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we're not kids anymore.
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hello vonnie
trying on a metaphor
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the right tells me to kill myself for being a weird transsexual faggot who doesnāt hate socialism and the left tells me to kill myself because i only agree with 95% of the same things as them and everyone wonders why i vibe best with centrists
My body is already an inhospitable environment, thereās no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it
Also babies canāt even fight, how would they fare in battle against my inner demons?
sand tiger sharks
on it, boss lady
one smooth shark, coming up
Im glad they made up romance for stories and music but can you imagine how scary it would be to deal with all that for real
this is a certified AROMANTIC POST!!!!!!!!!!! NO yearning on my shit..... GO ON . GET
official aromantic post
They Hacked Women
Someone asking Luca after Shane's first season as AC on the Centaurs: "So, is it difficult with basically three captains, especially if two of them are married that must be hard to get used to.
And Luca and the other rookies being like, oh you mean the Dad-Trifecta? it's the best thing that has ever happened to us.
You loose your skates or you need help with paperwork or you're just feeling kinda sad and need a dad hug - you go Bood. he will grill you some chicken and go speak to Coach for you. You call him or Cassie if you're sick and they will pick you up and deposit you on the floor with Milo and you are their baby now. I'm 23 years old but that's my dad tho
If you're having trouble with other players, or if you're in like, a crisis? Mama Bear Ilya, will 100% get arrested for any of us and/or pick you up from the middle of nowhere any time of night. You wanna ragebait other players? He has the perception of a God and can tell from one look when a players second wife will leave him. He can also tell when you're feeling like shit mentally and he will pick you up take you to Harris farm and make you dog walk with him while throwing sweets at you. Holmberg got high sticked the other week Ilya spent like, 2 hours going through the guys Instagram with us while wine drunk and ripping his entire life to pieces with us.
and Shane? He will come early to practice for you, he will tell me things wrong with my playing I didn't know EXISTED. Boyle was in a slump Hollander turned up at our house with a fucking smoothie get your ass out of bed we're going to the rink and he will completely pull apart your playing style with such precision that's it's beautiful to watch and I'm not even mad about it. Roz will be giving a fucking captains speech about how we can do better next week and he'll fucking pipe up in the corner going, well we will if Lapointe improves his footwork Coach, we're gonna be staying late on Saturday and Wiebe is like, sounds good Hollander like COACH you can't Agree For Me and he'll just go, Shane Hollander is giving you a private lesson I don't care what you're doing cancel it
I feel like Shen Jiu and Shen Yuan are two of the most interesting characters to write about in SVSSS. They're brothers, they're a child and a parent, they're married, they're a teacher and student, they're obsessed with each other, they hate each other, they want the other to be well, no one else can possibly understand them better than the other.
#and most importantly!#they've never met
There is something deeply fucked about goyische anti-Zionists expecting Jews to modify all our rituals and remove certain aspects of it (such as āNext Year in Jerusalemā or āAm Yisrael Chaiā), simply because any reminder of our ties to Eretz Yisrael makes them uncomfortable. Sorry, but if weāre only welcome when we allow goyim full freedom to steal and gate-keep whatever parts of our culture they want, then thatās not acceptance, thatās cultural erasure and appropriation.
Itās almost, dare I say it, colonialist.
Actually, Iām adding onto thisāif your argument for āfreeing Palestineā is such that you have to completely erase entire parts of Jewishness and Jewish culture/history in order to make it work, then your argument is both shitty and hypocritical.
Itās also genocidally anti-Jew, but I know none of you care about that.
Doing some research into āpraise kinkā
Findings suggest maybe I am a good boy
iām not even that much of a pervert i can just find the eroticism in anything. doesnāt get me bricked up necessarily i just like to appreciate it.
pride month is almost over I would just like to say happy pride to boring LGBTQ people in particular. everyone expects us to be brilliant creatives and scientists and interior decorators and quirky professors and tortured artists but some of us wear nothing but Kirkland Signature clothing and watch Friends and The Office and are incapable of having an interesting conversation and that is okay. our diversity is our strength.
happy disability pride month to mean cripples, nasty addicts, people with down syndrome who arent nice and talk constant shit, wheelchair users that WILL run you over, autists that dont care and arent about to pretend to, people who lie to their psychiatrists, people that sit on the floor in public places with no benches, amputees that lie profusely about "what happened"; to the "noncompliant", the "drug seeking", the "mean", the "difficult" and the "undeserving", and so on and so forth, i love us all and we deserve the world actually mwah mwah
So while doing some pirate research for the play Iām writing I stumbled upon one of the most amazing things Iāve ever read. In the 5th century A.D. there was a Scandinavian princess called Alwilda whoās father tried to set her up to marry Alf, the Prince of Denmark. Alwilda wasnāt cool with this so she and some female companions dressed as men, stole a ship, and sailed away. Eventually they met a company of pirates who were in need of a new captain and they were so captivated by her that they elected her as their new leader. Her crew became so infamous that Prince Alf was sent out to stop them. When their ships met he took Alwilda prisoner and she was so impressed by Alfās skill that she agreed to marry him after all and eventually became the Queen of Denmark.
I stopped caring whether this was factually accurate about halfway through because itās completely AWESOME.
Medievalist here for triumphant fact-checking: this story is, if not true, at least true according to the history of the Danes (Gesta Danorum) written in the 12th century by Saxo Grammaticus. You can read his account of Alwildaās story in the original Latin here, or in English translation here. Highlights include:
She exchanged womanās for manās attire, and, no longer the most modest of maidens, began the life of a warlike rover. Enrolling in her service many maidens who were of the same mind, she happened to come to a spot where a band of rovers were lamenting the death of their captain, who had been lost in war; they made her their rover captain.
I love the implication that there were lots of Danish maidens just WAITING for the opportunity of a life of piracyā¦
Reblogging my old post for this A+ addition to it
fantasy: the kingdom has been ruled by one family for 10,000 years
science fiction: a new species evolved in 30 years
Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.
supid
supid.
a lot of people dont care about insect biomass collapse bc when they hear we are losing 2.5% of the insect biomass per year they just imagine the cockroach and housefly population decreasing by that much. they dont realize those are among the only ones that will remain unbothered
