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romanticizing the unhealthiest and most fucked up fictional relationships and characters because i have free will and it’s fun

Excuse me but I relaxed for two whole days and none of my problems are solved yet. What's up with that?

#i think i might be suffering from the tiniest bit of autistic burnout #possibility #who can tell really #yes masking is becoming increasingly difficult and all my muscles and bones hurt but that could be anything #autistic things #autism #autistic burnout

Jesus Christ this show was made for me. The toxic doomed yaoi of it all is consuming my soul.

I haven't felt like this since Hannibal.

#i want to inject this show directly into my veins #richard gadd your mind is amazing and terrifying #half man #hannibal

Can people please stop telling me I look tired? I fucking know I look tired. It's because I am. I'm tired, exhausted, overworked and constantly overstimulated. Leave me alone.

#mind your business #like seriously stfu #vent post #mini rant #overstimulated #autistic things

commiescummie

when the yaoi has toxic overtones, manipulation, genuine abuse, gross crossing of normal boundaries and psychosexual obsession

If I keep my body moving, and my mind occupied at all times, I will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair.

Jk, I have been falling for six months

#burnout #burnt out #nursing #autistic burnout #chris traeger #parks and rec #nurselife

Was about to eat my overnight oats but couldn't find the correct spoon. For a minute there I tought some kind of devil incarnate broke into my apartment just to steal my favorite spoon. Like who would do something like that? You would have to really have a personal vendetta against me to only steal that one spoon. Found it though.

#i only have the one spoon like that and i don't know where to get more #like I'd rather you steal my TV #actually autistic #spoon #autistic things #autism #autistic

allthingswhumpyandangsty

Not even five minutes into Detective Hole and I'm already convicted I could fix him

#i can fix him #no really i can #no i don't have daddy issues #you have to have a dad to have daddy issues #check mate #harry hole #detective hole

So when I left for work this morning my smoke alarm would beep twice every 30 minutes, driving me absolutely insane. But upon return it seems it magicly fixed itself. Is there perchance a mysterious tattooed masked hacker man watching over me?

#i would be fine with that #please and thank you #josh hammond #into darkness #lights out #dark romance #masked man

So you're telling me Ryan Gosling singlehandedly did what took Amy Adams, Hawkeye and the entire US army months to do? I believe you he looked very smart in those glasses.

#project hail mary #phm #ryan gosling #arrival #amy adams #hawkeye #jeremy renner

I love being a grown up single woman. If I want to spend my Saturday evening drinking a bottle of wine, eating pizza and reading a spicy dark romance, I can, and I did, and it was the most i enjoyed myself all week. 10/10 will do again.

#booklr #the book was lights out if anyone was wondering #reading #romance books #dark romance