BI & LARGE

Danny ✩ she/her ✩ 20 ✩ Washington/Illinois ✩ twitter: @spaceejams ✩ snap: nedthepiemaker ✩ Please be kind to yourself

[mapsontheweb]

Legality Of First-Cousin Marriage By State.

[nostalgicfun]

Strawberry “Grandma” Candies

[heartshapedbasil]

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[iconiczuko]

zuko got a redemption arc because he worked food service. dealing with Customers changed that bastard.

[ambassadorquark]

when the quarantine is over we are bringing back the cult of dionysus

[gghdos9917jkclapfd]

Redacted Bell

[horsecrash]

i'm at the █████ ███

i'm at the taco bell

i'm at the combination █████ ███ and taco bell

[spectrometrie]

Lioconcha Hieroglyphica is officially my favorite mollusc

[zooophagous]

This clam has fuckin runes on it

[writing-prompt-s]

The Anti-Christ came and went, but no one noticed because he wasn’t worse than the current state of the world already is. The rapture followed, but no one went to Heaven, so we didn’t notice that either. We’ve been living in Hell for the last 5 years, and no one has noticed, yet.

[childweanedonpoison]

this is not a prompt this is a sound explanation

[heroponchris]

A micro aggression occured here

[left-reminders]

[guerrillatech]

[abdulraveman]

[yassmines]

im losing my mind….shes jus a lil baby…

[jenniferrpovey]

She’s oiling!

Sea otters have oil glands in their cheeks, and the vigorous rubbing is how they extract the oil, which then forms a layer on top of their fur.

(And yes, she is adorable).

[thegoodvybe]

[screwyouandrew]

[distinguishedbaloney]

[whitepeopletwitter]