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Five Below has so many things without a price, so it’s always a surprise how much I’m actually going to spend . @crazyf-inggemini2000
Wow gamer boi really thinks that when he asks me to play proximity chat among us with him, I know that I’m supposed to buy among us on Steam instead of the windows store where I buy all my other PC things.
Reblog if you think asexuality is a legitimate sexuality.
I'm trying to prove something.
Reblog if your blog is a safe place for asexuals.
HELL YEAH
YOU KNOW IT🖤💜🤍
DAMN RIGHT IT IS
I’m calling this segment
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“You are the human equivalent of stepping in a puddle with socks on” is my new favorite quote.
Y’all ever think you’re doing good in a class, then you check your grades and BAM apparently you have a D, because that’s what just happened to me
I will never not reblog this
Accurate.
This is the best post I’ve ever seen
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Guys, OP here. Please stop deleting my captions. How are the rest supposed to know that the receptionist is Satan
YALL STOP DELETING CAPTIONS THIS WAS AN IMPORTANT DEVELOPMENT
I have decided I want to start doing analysis stuff Harry Potter related. If you would like me to analyse anything just send an ask or message.
Patronus analysis 01 - Raven
Being one of the most smartest animals in the world, a witch or wizard which produces this patronus is often very intelligent and most likely an intellectual. The raven is often referred to as many dark and evil things but they are more so misunderstood than evil. Those who produce this patronus will bend and break the rules to get what they want. Their cunning and observant nature gains them power, whether they use that power for the good of others or bad is purely their own choice. Those who produce this patronus are often very adaptable to any situation and surrounding. They also have a great ability of empathy.
This patronus is most common in Slytherin.
Omg this is so cool!
"So, wait," said the thief, topping off the detective's wine glass. "You're saying that your stressful case is catching that hot shot cat burglar that everyone's talking about?"
The detective grimaced, but didn't change the subject. "Yep," they muttered into their Pinot and took a swig. "The celebrity criminal."
This was a triumph. This was their third date and the thief had spent the prior two carefully laying the emotional groundwork leading up to this moment. The detective, as a social partner, was affable and considerate - surprisingly funny even, in a dry, deadpan way - but rigidly guarded about their line of work. The thief had asked the normal questions about jobs and had been expertly deflected with self-deprecating jokes about spreadsheets and paperwork. The thief had been content to wait. The detective was a fundamentally honest person, and the thief trusted the truth would work its way to the surface soon enough.
"But that sounds exciting!" the thief prompted brightly. "I mean, daring heists executed by moonlight! It must be such a nice change from your run-of-the-mill crimes."
"Mostly it's just exhausting," sighed the detective, rubbing their temples. "This perp is such an asshole."
The thief blinked. "Excuse me?"
The detective shook their head, tried to force a smile. "I'm sorry. I've had too much wine. You were saying about your invitation to audition for the Bolshoi -?"
"Oh, forget about me," the thief said quickly. "Please, go on. You're clearly stressed about -"
"Do you know," the detective went on as if they'd never stopped, "the morning guy on Channel Seven had the nerve to call this a victimless crime?"
"Well, the insurance will pay for it," the thief started.
The detective slapped the table. The thief jumped. "What about the people?" the detective exclaimed. A few nearby heads turned in their direction. "Are people supposed to walk into museums and look at what, framed checks on the wall from Lloyds? And meanwhile, these masterworks disappear into the vaults of gangsters and petty criminals, never to be seen again. Because you can be sure," they added, jabbing a finger at the thief, "crooks that steal art have no love for it. They'll destroy it, every lick of paint, if there's the slightest risk to their own skins."
The detective took another deep swallow of red wine. They looked close to tears. The thief awkwardly patted their hand across the table. This was not at all what they'd expected on this little reconnaissance side mission. The detective caught their hand and squeezed it with a grateful look that wrenched something in the thief's upper chest area.
"Now those guys," the detective said thoughtfully. "The criminals with the vaults. Now that seems like a worthy target."
"I... huh?" The thief stared across the table. The detective looked back with those guileless, honest eyes.
"I'm just saying," they said, with the slightest drunken slur on their words. "Walking the art out of some budget-strapped public facility is one thing. But emptying out of one of those vaults, liberating all those works of art and returning them to their rightful place before the public..." The detective sighed dreamily. "Now that actually sounds like a daring, hot shot kind of heist."
There was a moment where neither moved, gazing at each other like the lovers they were pretending to be. Then the detective tugged their hand free, stood up with an apologetic smile. "But I'm definitely tipsy," they said. "Let me go splash some water on my face."
When the detective returned from the restroom, the thief was still at the table, watching the waiter clear the plates. By unspoken agreement, they didn't speak until she was well clear.
"So, hypothetically speaking," the thief said finally, running a finger theough a puddle on the tabletop. "How would one go about this vault heist of yours?"
The detective smiled again, nothing drunk or vague about it at all.
HOT DAMN we love a ‘you think you’re the one playing me? think again 😏’ twist!!
child me: *is taught by parents & other adults that the environment is important, that we should take care of trees, tells me to respect everyone equally, teach me a religion that follows a man who hung out with ppl from the poorest social classes & with outcasts & sinners, a man who taught love & tolerance, a jewish man who was a refugee & immigrant. taught by adults that you should do the right thing & be fair*
teenaged me: *is a socialist, defends illegal immigrants, is against islamophobia & antisemitism, wants to protect the environment against laws legalizing hunting wild animals & deforesting, supports LGBTQ+ rights*
adults: what the fuck??!?!?!? 😡🤬🤬😡😡i did NOT teach you this sorta thing!!😡😡🤬🤬
hmm…yes, yes you did. it’s not my fault you’re a hypocrite.
it’s not our fault we interpreted your humanitarian message to apply to humans and not just the few you deem worthy of basic human respect
i just saw that this has over 1800 notes wow
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REBLOG TO SAVE AN ARTIST’S LIFE
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I wanted to add to this post too because?! adobe animate is hell to find. so heres this, reblog to save a future animator’s life
adobe animate:
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Not every artist can afford up to hundreds of dollars in programs. Take these and make something great!
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Idk why but I thought this was neat
A lot of people are genuinely terrified about what will happen if Donald Trump wins reelection and it's really weird how some of y'all are acting like everyone begging you to vote for Biden is some privileged, rich, out of touch, neo-liberal when a lot of them are just vulnerable people who don't want to like...die in a brutal civil war or watch all their remaining rights get stripped away by an increasingly authoritarian Republican Party.
I do not know how to express to you how much worse it can get.
NonAmerican perspective here, but like....... do some of you really not see how bad it already is? Look back at 2016 and picture what you thought Trump's America would look like, four years into the future.
Did the 2020 that you predicted back in 2016 look like 197 thousand Americans dead of a virus that your leader deliberately downplayed the severity of for months? Did it look like your entire eastern coast in flames, the air across half the country unbreathable, the skies a hazy orange from the smoke and the glow of the fires, and your president saying "climate change has nothing to do with this"? Did it look like over two thousand missing children, who were taken from their parents by "the authorities" and then lost by those same authorities? Two thousand children in the care of a government agency have gone missing, and has your bossman even commented on it, or has he just continued extolling the dangers of immigrants?
Did the 2020 you imagined look like months of civil unrest, because police murdered yet another black man, and instead of condemning the act, your leader said "the answer to this problem is worse police violence, and to beat the protestors into submission."
Like, fuck me. Do you not see how bad it already is? This is what's happened under Trump in four years, and some of you are really out there going "hm yeah but Biden has weak policies tho." Would Biden take a global pandemic seriously? I suspect he would. Would Biden be open to working to stop climate change? He's already said loads about what he'll do to combat climate change. Would Biden completely fail to address the fact that women are being forcibly sterilised in ICE and children are being assaulted and going missing? I would be really surprised if he did nothing about that. Would Biden react to public outrage over cops murdering a civilian by sending in the national guard to attack peaceful protesters, assault journalists, permanently blind innocent civilians, and pepperspray children in the face? I really doubt it.
But Trump has done all that shit; is still actively doing all that shit, right at this very fucking moment. And some of you won't vote for Biden because you're not really a fan of his????
"Oh, Biden's too moderate for me" BIDEN IS TOO MODERATE, SO YOULL GO WITH DONALD "THERES NO VIRUS," "ITS BECAUSE THEY DIDNT MANAGE THE FORESTS WELL ENOUGH," "IMMIGRANTS ARE CRIMINALS," "SEND IN THE TROOPS" TRUMP INSTEAD?? You wanna let that guy win by default, to get another four fucking years, when he's already done this much damage?? WHAT THE FUCK, GUYS
This is genuinely what I don’t understand. How do you have such a fucking warped perspective on the world that you think not voting is somehow better than voting for Biden. Like, its actually boggles the mind.
Actually, you know what, I know what it is. Its fucking privilege. Its the privilege of every fucking middle class white person on here who thinks they somehow are taking the high horse because, well, both sides are really as as bad as one another. I mean, Biden is 100% a sexual predatory.
Like this is some fucking cult of personality. Like this is some contest about whose side is the most morally high. Maybe y’all are too fucking close to the issue to see the impact Trump has had, so let me spell it out for you.
Trump has opened genuine concentration camps, which have left babies alone in cells for days and forcibly castrated people.
The Trump administration has openly admitted to collusion and tampering with the previous election with no negative side effect.
There has been a steep rise in the number of Nazi/White Nationalist movements in the last four years, to the point where its actually normalised.
The Trump administration has had bleed on effects into other countries such as Australia whose government seems to revere Trump and, by extension, enabled a number of alt-right movements.
The murdock press has had almost unrestrained freedom to tear apart anyone they want because extreme right winged beliefs are now so normal
People are simultaneously doubting the press more than ever, and yet believing it more than ever
Flat Earth and QAnon conspiracy theories exist as a directly result of Trump. WTF.
There are more extreme cases of police brutality, egged on by self righteous cops who feel empowered by Trump and the rise of the alt-right.
Trump defunding the CDC, completely bungling COVID, resulting in America remaining the largest country effected by COVID and, as other countries are coming down from it, America is still in full force resulting in the highest death toll so far
That’s also ignoring all the people who feel as though they can justify this decision on the grounds that the economy would suffer a bit or the belief that people dying isn’t so bad, as long as its not the worst thing killing people (re: COVID & Flu Deathtoll).
The fucking wall.
The continuation of the belief that unemployment is good regardless of whether or not the money provided is enough to live on. By extension, he introduced a new tax cut, promises to help the middle/lower class. It didnt, and actually made their tax worse while cutting it for the upper class.
He just fucking lies, constantly. not even shitty politician lies, but outright, fabrications with no weight behind him.
He’s taken more leave than any other American president in history
Trump ought to have been kicked out several times over and still hasn’t been
He has used his presidency to promote and sell products
He has used his presidency to avoid conviction. In fact, two weeks after his election he settled three fraud lawsuits related to his university. And that’s among many, many others
He called African countries ‘shitholes’, Mexican people ‘Racists’, and Nazis ‘Very fine people’.
He’s paid people off
He’s incited violence against several groups
Nepotism
And that’s, legit, not everything because his reign of hot fucking nonsense is so thick that we beginning to mistake it for the air we breath.
I actually don’t care why you don’t like Biden. I don’t care if you think that Obama isn’t actually that good because he was directly involved in the killing of hundred of people during the Iraq War. I don’t care if you think voting means being an active agent in choosing. Trump is among the worst presidents the world has ever faced. Such to the point where the world is beginning to believe his BS, and the only way to cope is to turn a blind eye to it. But fuck that, and fuck you. I’m pulling you out of your ignorance to tell you this. Passivity is a privilege that those who are directly affected by his actions can’t afford to that, and by not voting you are putting lives in danger.
Get off your thumb, and go fucking vote. Vote because your life depends on it.
It really sucks when you can’t talk about your anxiety to your parents because they’ll tell you to just drop Engineering Physics with a focus in Electrical Engineering and switch to normal Electrical Engineering because it will be easier.
I’m starting to think they were right and I’m not cut out for this.
i need some victory today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Some days you just need a velociraptor on your side.
“It might be nice, it might be nice,
To have a velociraptor on your side”
I’m ready
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This hit me so close to home that I got punched in the neck on my front step, holy SHIT.
I’ve been recently thinking about how the older generations don’t realize how much extra stuff we have to do in order to succeed in college. Like they had to probably read the textbook, attend their lectures, do homework, probably attend some study sessions.
Having the internet has made our 5 credit hour courses actually become 10 (or more) credit hour courses. On top of the stuff listed above, we have to watch prelecture videos (usually 45 min long), watch practice videos, look up extra resources to study because most professors expect you to just read the textbook and understand the material. Then on top of all this, since college is so much more expensive now, we have to worry about part time jobs. We have to update all our websites for jobs (handshake, linked in, etc) and so much more.
Like, I think the older generation just thinks we don’t have to do anything because we have “the internet”. But we really do. This is exhausting.
That poor child who had to pay to commission his own mother ($;$($;_!$($; idc what you say MY kids get everything FREE from me
This could never happen with me I cantttt 5his 11 year old saving up money for a drawing from his own parent 😭
yall this is taken out of context, the rest of the thread said how the mom didn't want to take his money but he was really excited to commission her. it's teaching the kid to value artists' time & also treating him with respect on something he clearly wanted to do! (enough that he saved up for it, kept track of his mom's commission slots, and checked to make sure he was giving her a fair price!)
This is actually super sweet and fuck the ppl making it out like the mom was taking advantage of him. It sounds like he’s really proud of her and wanted to “officially” get art of her - that means he respects her skill and her work! Good kid.
Yeah some of the comments on this thread were really mean. This isn’t a case of a parents stealing their children’s money (to go buy beer or something), this mom will probably just use the 25 bucks to go get them ice cream or something.