Vinaigrette of Confusion

20-something queer baby who is afraid of talking on the phone. They/them.

[weterpete]

Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

[dreadpiratemegatron]

Steller’s jay stealing sweetener packets

National Geographic photo contest 2011

[zanmor]

Those are clearly complimentary and thus this isn’t theft. A social faux pas perhaps but that’s all.

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[inatcats]

Western Bobcat (Lynx rufus ssp. fasciatus)

Observed by lejohand, CC BY-NC

[bruisepoker]

does anyone know if it’s possible

[moonrver]

[bruisepoker]

ok good I was getting worried

[avanity-project]

Guys really be on shit today

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

ask me about the difference between leopard/cheetah/jaguar print, it’s my field of expertise 

[woundedtoaster]

What is the difference? Please learn me a thing

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

cheetahs got dots! little dot dots i want to bop

leopards got filling. it’s cheetah 2.0. Cheetah on meth. look at that leopard shit. 

then there’s jaguar. Jaguar is madness. it took leopard print & decided wait. what if–MAW DOTS. it’s just leopard print with dots in the middle, it’s chaos

look at this bullshit

i’m angry just looking at it

so in ascending order: Cheetah < Leopard < Jaguar

C.L.J. someone come up with weird mnemonic for that, i’ve done enough work for you greedy bastards

[shakingmyfistatgod69420]

Cats love jazz

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

there it is

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Cats. Love. Jazz.

[catcrumb]

[radioactive-green-dodo]

[cherryflavoredgirlll]

[vintage-tigre]

[battybaddie13]

I love old button pins!

[3000s]

if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening

[rocktheholygrail]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Day!

[absolutepie]

Happy Jeremy Bearimy Month!!

[phoenix]

Today is the every day you can never reblog this.

[16tinyfrogs]

on watching a parent age

i saw somebody say “what if you’re gone and i haven’t become anything yet” and basically that broke me on a random thursday evening

[theriu]

OP, this is genuinely a masterpiece, three poems in one, moving and well crafted. Please tell me you have submitted it to at least some poetry contests, and if not, please do so.

[tlirsgender]

I think Spock could hang out with Squidward because they're the same type of cultured faggot but Squidward would get petty and mean about something and Spock would be like honestly mr tentacles I find this type of outburst very distasteful. & he would fix him

[vitalinformations]

do they live in capitalist bikini bottom or socialist space future because the answer really affects whether spock fixes squiddy or systemic injustices change who spock is as a person.

[tlirsgender]

I was imagining the enterprise comes to bikini bottom planet of the week style but I'm obsessed with the idea of spock working at the krusty krab & how that would affect him psychologically

[us-army-world-tour]

my little brother has an unhealthy obsession with a tiny mongolian buddhist marxist-leninist shamanist republic called tannu tuva that only existed between the years 1921-1926. he brings it up every single day. what do i do

encourage him

[eggsaladstain]

defying the odds with mama