Go-Away-I-Have-Dragons

[charnel-grounds]

Andrew Wyeth (1917–2009) - “Incoming Fog”

watercolour on paper, 1952

[squeakitties]

this callout post could’ve been a block+mute

[paperandpencilsandskips]

This call-out post could have been a wonderful plate of apple fritters and a refreshing Modelo by the pool at 7:30 pm on a blazing hot July evening

[oldguardians]

booty shorts that say "I'd rather be in Ankh-Morpork, which is really more of an indictment of the here and now than an endorsement of one's personal safety and happiness in Ankh-Morpork" on the ass in very small font

[chewedcorn]

Actual review

[phoneticmeow]

[phoneticmeow]

Okay the funniest thing about this is that everyone’s saying I’m taking away his space by putting things in the window

He has this entire one right next to it with a blankie and he uses it exclusively for people watching. He really only goes to the other window when he decides to be A Menace

Also his name is Banjo

He as a stroller

[batsbirdsandspeedstersohmy]

Omg there been updates!!

[explicitlyrics]

many on here need to be learning this lesson

[kurrusu]

[theunfairfolk]

[mero7t]

man you know female characters can have important platonic relationships and care about people without being a mom or sister or wine aunt right

[noirandchocolate]

Kids! When someone in a fandom space posts or does something that seems tailor made or outright intended to piss you off and/or provoke you to respond? Remember! You can just say to yourself:

And go on with your day without letting Haters into your life!

[kalikatze]

OP made the post unrebloggable but said it's fine to screenshot and I'm in love with this

[noctuamagna]

hold hope internally at 37.5°

text from this post here about how mammals are seawater, basically.

edit: text actually by @elodieunderglass. my apologies for tumblr-average reading comprehension.

[elodieunderglass]

No apologies needed, it's a delightful memory of a very fun post that I'm fond of too - and a splendid piece of calligraphy! What a treat for me today!

[homeboygirl]

theres bikes around the city you can rent but you have to use an app that needs your drivers license. theres buses that drive right to your destination, but if you dont have change you need the app. you can wash your car here if you sign into the app. you can go to the bathroom here you just have to unlock it with the app that needs your location on. you can order at this restaurant if you scan the code and download the app. im losing my freaking mind

[charlesoberonn]

[bearfeathers]

[audacityinblack]

I'm going to start calling this crap "hostile web design." It's the internet version of hostile architecture. Designed to keep out people who can't or won't pay, results in less accessibility for disabled users.

HOWEVER! There is a solution.

Go to https://bugmenot.com/ and enter the URL of the site you're trying to access that's demanding a login. In most cases, you'll get a list of usernames and passwords you can use to log in.

[dreidelsanddragons]

First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

[meshaamem-li]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

posted on blusky about events at family dinner tonight but realized the post isn't complete without the related image

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

for those of yall wondering what dish this is about it's about the classic chinese cucumber and jellyfish salad:

(couldn't find a decent image with a good ratio, left has too much jellyfish, right has too much cucumber)

you mix it up with like sesame, spices, chili crisp and whatnot

[eeveeyn]

Reminds me of a post that lives rent free in my brain whenever the food’s too salty:

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

yeah no my dad kicked the everloving hell out of the salt merchant

[mycenalo]

batman if she was awesome

[surii]

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