hello hello welcome to my cave

sammi | she/her | aspiring space pirate

[clubcope]

[venomshole]

[pathologising]

the fresno nightcrawlers

[tall]

[rhythm-of-lesbianism]

i hate the part of depression that’s like all the things that bring me joy are empty and i can’t do anything. like come on bitch i know you love book can you just be happy about book :/

[homophobla]

KILL ALL HOUSE FLIPPERS!

[thomasmomwell]

[cannibalchicken]

[homoquartz]

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

[piratedgender]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[seeing a high definition photograph of a poison dart frog after a three week tolerance break from looking at images] HOOOOOOOOOOO

[mourningkite]

What you looking at

[anarchistmemedistro]

[whimsical-catacombs]

goddamn the Et Al family are some smart motherfuckers

[hyydraworks]

All the nautiloid mugs that will be in this Friday's drop at 5pm ET!

[mammalianmammals]

Red Slender Loris (Loris tardigradus), family Lorisidae, endemic to Sri Lanka

ENDANGERED.

photograph by Ganganath & Dianie

[despazito]

[nikfromtheinternet]

common grackle and red-winged blackbird best friends forever!!!

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[mgsr]