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Hello Do you how do I reblog stuff, mostly

[byjove]

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

The spiritual successor to Miette

[manicgoblinnightmarewoman]

Might I also add

[shydestinybread]

May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit

[unyanizedcatboys]

Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children

[explorerrowan]

I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from “i can has”. Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they’re talking about.

[dualclock]

My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang

Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.

My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang

Me: ksst!

My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she’s been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!

Me: ok

My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang

[notcaycepollard]

[callmebliss]

Can haz snackytreat

[ladyshinga]

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[dogsrulepeopledrool]

Source

[fandom]

This post is the most reblogged post of the year! Congratulations!

[byjove]

We did it Tommy!

[continuants]

Tommy!!!!! Tommy is the VIP!!!!!!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

is tommy an ole timey wild west prospector?

[spadetornade]

lockdown got me acting up

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[squided]

is this song from some alternate reality

[spaceprincezz]

[tayloracleswift-deactivated2015]

[prokopetz]

Some people say that Midna’s canonical true form doesn’t really match her established characterisation, and I can totally see where they’re coming from, but for me, the notion of trueform!Midna being this elegant eight-foot-tall sorcerer queen while still having exactly the same horrible trash imp personality is fucking hilarious.

[adranova]

Midna, a beautiful 8'2" ethereal queen of the light between worlds: hey, pull my finger

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

That’s pretty bad

[kushblazer666]

[thotfrnk]

[johnmulaneys]

baby lynx breaks out, mama lynx comes to the rescue

[not-a-space-alien]

GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN

[fozmeadows]

THE PAW THROUGH THE WIRE

[gessorly]

#the universal carer’s emotion: GET BACK HERE                                                            

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

“STOP UR MISCHIEF”

[twoofcups]

gordon ramsey: is the food good here?

underpaid server: 

[b0ggyb1tch]

[dadmech]

[twinky-dinky-doo]

[trilllizard666]

Gordon: How is the food here? What’s best to order?

Ill Treated And Underpaid Server, About To Purposefully Suggest The Absolute Worst Thing On The Menu:

[veryfunnymemes]

[aromoji]

Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?

[queenophydea]

[aromoji]

The book solves half of your problems, not all of them

Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.

[augie279-deactivated20191219]

Finally Tumblr can do math

[avatar-of-the-vast]

So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.

[acesian]

No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:

[queenophydea]

Please stop explaining math to me im gay

[yorksilk]

[quecksilvereyes]

that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish

[the-dracologist]

This post is pushing me to the limit

[endgameexecutor]

[catchymemes]

[stanmilfs]

[pissvortex]

maybe twitter is worse than tumblr actually

[joematar]

too lazy to find it but there was a reply from another babytalk cat account urging this one to reconsider, in babytalk cat speak

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

e3 2017: everyone says fuck

e3 2018: everyone says fuck twice

e3 2019: todd howard walks on stage in assless chaps

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

[pyrlspite]

e3 2019 is just around the corner and I’ve been waiting for this for 2 years

[romansleftshoulderpad]

No one admits is but everyone’s REAL favorite ship dynamic is just

Person A: Character you can project onto

Person B: Your type

[obe]

[haha-posts-blog-blog-blog-blog]

[fredbydawn]

Cinematic Parralels

Death Stranding - Official Gameplay Relese Date Trailer (2019)

Gamer V Portable (2018)