Me @sparklesthenarwhalicorn - Tumblr Blog

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

yurinullification

bringing this to the tumblr crowd. please read the whole post before voting

would you fuck the bear

yes

no

Voting ended onJun 2, 2024

Some additional info from the comments:

- noone's recording. If any of the car salesmen try they're instantly disemboweled

- the billionaire expects six minutes of cuddling (with the bear) after you're done

- if you and the bear both cum at the same time your earnings are doubled

- bear is 24 years old

yurinullification

IMPORTANT UPDATES: I just checked in with OOP

T L D R:

- The bears are NOT native to Michigan

- they won't get paid but this is of their own choice. They're well off money wise but personally them being small business owners is a bit of a turn-off

- frotting is a valid strategy

- jacking off the bear is NOT a valid strategy

- you stand no real risk of dying, if you need medical care it'll be provided without cost and minimal judgment

- the billionaire can't be extorted or reasoned with for more money. He dies shortly after the deed is done for a presumably non bear related reason

- you can apparently also get the money by convincing the bear to help you eliminate all car salesmen in the new England area? Starting to think OOP had a bad experience and is using this as a vent post

- bear can't talk but understands morse code, and human body language

- bear is anti racist and will eliminate the used car salesmen if they're racist towards anyone while you're having sex (?)

kairosrhys

How Soft Pastels Bring Out the Warmth of the Sunset 🎨🌅

memewhore

bananahomo

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

cloviepops

re-reblogging and thinking about when i have another collection agency calling that i can just do this

secondmoredangerouseyes

Yo this is such good info to have

sorceress-foxgirl-ariel

Cheers Americans, have fun with this one

alexiaroselikethewine

Being recently disabled this is going to relieve a FUCK TON of weight holy SHIT

daily-spooky

Bats are literally just tiny Dragons

queer-as-city-folk

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

fearthefuzzybear

our beautiful rail line... (so far)

shymagnolia

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

shymagnolia

okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post

flagellant

…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment

likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post

coffee-or-hot-cocoa

i need all the help i can get for finals

finnglas

Hey so

the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.

So you know.

This might be the real one, y’all.

azaraspirit

what the hell? i could use some luck *hits reblog*

worldheritageposts-official

World Heritage Post

monsoonsosoon

reblogging again… need it bad lol

creepyscritches

Making a weighted velvet baikal seal plushie :3

Head and tail end are stuffed w ultra plush fiber fill and the bulk of the body is packed full of weighted pellets that have a nice crunchy sound when you squeeze it. Not weighed yet, but it feels between 1.5 - 2lbs?

creepyscritches

She doesn't even have her mouth and flippers yet!!!! She's fucking embarrassassed...

creepyscritches

Smelling you

creepyscritches

Finished! My mom named her Beans this morning lol.. She's around 1.2lbs and soppingly pitiful

creepyscritches

everybody loves beans

tiktoksijustthinkareneat

anais-ninja-bitch

oh noooooo this is so mean and hilarious

super-queero

When people ask me "what I am" I give them a 1 word answer and then ask them what THEY are. The fact that someone would ask them their gender and not just know based on how they present FUCKS THEM UP for the rest of the day and I love it.

You can tell it's the first time they thought about their own gender. Fun.

feefal

FUNGUARY IS HAPPENING AGAIN!!! February is right around the corner, which means it’s soon time for Funguary 2024! the drawing event where we draw a bunch of mushroom based characters during the month of feb. This will be our third year of Funguary, and this time it’s a leap year!

Here’s how it works: Each week of the month will have a theme with seven different prompts, draw a mushroom character within that theme in order to join. The themes are Celestial, Demonic, Edible and Cryptic. Each week of February is a new theme. You don’t have to complete all the prompts, just one mushroom per theme/week is plenty!

If you’re hardcore you can definitely try and finish all the prompts though ;). The challenge intensity is adjustable to what suits you. This is a chill event where the goal is to just have fun and vibe, and honor the fungi kingdom with some really cool art🍄

I invite you all to come draw mushrooms with me! Use the hashtag #Funguary and #funguary2024 when posting your creations. I’ll be posting some of the creations here, and I’ll also be hanging out in the hashtag and comment sections! Really hope y’all join and draw fungi with me🥰🍄🌿 See you all on the first of February, LETS GOOOO!!