[badjokesbyjeff]

Judge: I order you to pay $10,000

Mario: why?

Judge: it’s a fine

Mario: [sadly] no itsa not

[silentraptor4000]

Plz Jeff, change your url

[charlesoberonn]

Scarlett Johanson being cast in increasingly unlikely and unfitting roles is my favorite new meme:

[thebootydiaries]

Hi I'm having a heart attack what should I do?

don’t listen to the haters ❤️ be yourself xx

[peridotsalien]

You. 👏🏻 Are. 👏🏻 Valid. 👏🏻Anon. 👏🏻

[gaypussyretard]

[drarrymylove]

[kateawolf13]

[cat-mom]

[lolitaspice-deactivated20140601]

You want a hot body You want a bugatti You want a maseratti You better work bitch

[klngly]

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

[mamasoygay]

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

[bakugo-sucks]

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

[ruinedchildhood]

[feministism]

[kiwianaroha]

She took up acting because the malnutrition she suffered under the nazis permanently damaged her health and prevented her from pursuing her dream to be a ballerina. During the war, she danced to raise money for the resistance - even though she was literally starving, she used what strength she had to make sure more nazis got shot. 

[neveria]

She and her mom also denounced their royal heritage because of the Nazis in their family

[antiracistfeministanarchy]

Also Audrey was a humanitarian until her death, though ill with cancer, she continued her work for UNICEF, travelling to Somalia, Kenya, the United Kingdom, Switzerland, France and the United States.

[abbeydoesthings]

These are things I literally never would have known about. I’m tired of women being painted as just being pretty.

[belleandwhistle]

I’M SO HAPPY TO SEE HER AT AN OLDER AGE I SWEAR!

[kittiesatemypronouns]

Here’s another nice one.

[witchaj]

For the longest time I assumed she had died really young because I never saw any pictures of her at an older age. She was an amazing woman.

[glowinthedarkzombie-deactivated]

[jimmyhopper]

Good Girls (2018 ― )

[prominent-afro-history]

“Joshua Beckford learned to read fluently by the time he was two and a half and taught himself to touch-type on a computer before he could write using a pencil. He can speak Japanese, practices medical surgery on a computer simulator and has completed more than 1,000 maths problems.”

[blackgirlsprettythings]

Can we please reblog our children!!!

[scorpioqueenphoenix]

HOW THOUGH??? HOW IS THIS AMAZINGNESS POSSIBLE. 

[talesofthestarshipregeneration]

resources

[trapcard]

Black. Excellence.

[gehayi]

This amazing little boy who plans to be a neurosurgeon and an astronaut, the youngest person to ever attend Oxford University, is ”the face of the National Autistic Society’s Black and Minority (BME) campaign.“ (And his father and he discuss what it’s like to living with autism [or with an autistic kid]).

[killadelphia]

[powerburial]

Sister Clean

[tinotonatini]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

im going to fucking die

[doobler2]

I unironically love every second

[tonakings]

I don’t know wtf i just watched but i love it with every fiber of my being

[theraddy]

The first time I saw this it was captioned “gendry, the hound and arya in the forge in 8x01”

[oh-whaaaaat]

When you’re out & about & you see another person in their RX7.

[lubricates]

omfg casey frey

[dravidarasathi]

Holy shit.... Never Again Action (the group who started #JewsAgainstICE) had an ICE detention truck drive through them while they were shutting down Wayne Detention Center in Rhode Island this evening (August 14th).

[dravidarasathi]

Like they were holding the line across the entry gate and refusing to let night shift guards in and a massive truck just, fucking, drove up to them then slowed as the protestors got up from where they were sitting, alarmed, then the truck accelerated into people.

[dravidarasathi]

It doesn't seem like there are any serious injuries. The people who were around the truck after it stopped accelerating into people were pepper sprayed.

[dravidarasathi]

EDIT: Wyatt ICE Detention Center, not Wayne

SOURCE: Never Again Action's twitter livestream of the action and the car attack

[scottishwobbly]

The truck was driven by an ICE guard.

[corporatetwitteraccount]

As this information is publicly available, the law in the US does not consider this doxxing, which is why it was on twitter on the first place. Here's the guy.

[corporatetwitteraccount]

Its the same people. If you can stomach working for ICE its because you're a right-wing fascist. Same tactics, different day.

[jewishcaz]

Fun fact, y’all!! Jewish protesters have been surrounding and shutting down ICE detention centers for weeks now, and we’re getting absolutely NO media coverage. None. In the slightest. And by jewish protesters I mean THOUSANDS OF US HAVE BEEN PROTESTING FOR NIGHTS ON END AND OVER 250 HAVE BEEN ARRESTED AT THIS POINT AND WE ARE GETTING ZERO COVERAGE. This is probably the biggest protest movement in american jewish history and it’s getting no coverage. We got hit with a truck DRIVEN BY A DETENTION CENTER GUARD and pepper sprayed and many people ended up in the hospital - one man in his sixties has a broken leg and a potentially broken back because of it. PLEASE REBLOG THIS. THOUSANDS OF YOUR JEWISH SIBLINGS ARE TRYING TO SHUT DOWN THE CENTERS AND WE’RE GETTING ZERO COVERAGE. PLEASE PLEASE SPREAD THIS AROUND.

[andrewbelami]

[alexander]

SOURCE??????

[secretswiftie-blog]

hey quick question..WHY is this so accurate??