gr8 d8 m8, r8 8/8
(That’s right - today (8/8) this account is officially 8 years old!)
Happy eighth of the eighth 🎈
we're not kids anymore.
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Product Placement
art blog(derogatory)
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

Kaledo Art

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
will byers stan first human second

blake kathryn

Kiana Khansmith
taylor price
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Misplaced Lens Cap
noise dept.
trying on a metaphor

Love Begins
Sweet Seals For You, Always
styofa doing anything

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gr8 d8 m8, r8 8/8
(That’s right - today (8/8) this account is officially 8 years old!)
Happy eighth of the eighth 🎈
This image is way funnier considering that this is Egypt and this snow was the first snow they got in 112 years.
this man has waited 112 years to SLAM DUNK that snowball on this man’s head
This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show
The tides coming in, hurry up dude.
Tide got him but he’s ok.
He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?
His best bud just showed up to help him.
Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.
Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.
OH NO!
CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”
HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!
WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.
UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.
IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!
THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”
BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!
I THINK THIS IS IT!
SHE’S APPROACHING!
YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!
OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.
- Jake, I cannot believe you’re gonna lose Nana’s apartment. We grew up together. We used to hang out there every day after school.
#this is how you actually SHOW the fact they grew up together #and it feels aUTHENTIC
bonus because people don’t mention enough that Andy and Chelsea have known each other since they were kids
Interviewer: Oh my goodness, this is a real relationship. It’s an intergalactic bond filled with superpowers.
So pure
What was your favorite birthday?
My favorite birthday…My favorite birthday was my eighth birthday. My mom is a party planner. She has put on extravagant birthday parties for me, and does a lot of proms and things.
Подстава
this is not a helpful translation, google.
oh
Now this is a Russian culture lesson
The only good thing reddit has ever produced https://www.reddit.com/r/casualiama/comments/65788g/im_3_i_know_everything_ama/?st=1Z141Z3&sh=f48ba715
wholesome
This post missed the best one
Emilia Clarke & Emma Thompson at the London premier of Last Christmas
Two guys sneak into a movie theatre dressed as one fat man
Holy shit really
This is the original meaning of “boys will be boys”
Boys will be singular boy
“Two kids in a trenchcoat” walked so that “two boys in a fat man” could run
Won’t that only solve 75% of your problems?
The book solves half of your problems, not all of them
Say you have 8 problems. You read the book, and you have 4 problems. You read the book again gets rid of HALF, of those 4 problems. So you’re left with two. Out of the 8 problems, 6 were resolved and 6/8 is 75%.
Finally Tumblr can do math
So, what you’re saying, is that if I buy infinite books, I will solve all of my problems, because the sum as n approaches infinity starting at 1 of (½)^n equals 1, which would be 100% of my problems.
No, you will only ever be able to become infinitely close to solving all of your problems, like this:
Please stop explaining math to me im gay
that’s why radioactive material is such a bitch! it only ever deteriorates relative to its mass so it will never completely vanish
This post is pushing me to the limit
part of your twenties is shedding the idea of grandeur that your life would have and just savouring the simple joys of being
#ur twenties is just u learning how to live the life that uncle iroh would want you to live
tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers
God bless whoever wrote that comment
one time an old lady told me, unprompted, “you have long fingers.. perfect for pickpocketing, or playing the piano” and im pretty sure she was an oblivion npc
*starts typing on bottom of shoe*
Hacker voice: I’m in.
confused person looking at snow prints: who the fcuk strapped fucking keyboards to their shoes
police detective examines footprints leading away from the crime ‘why did we ever anger the machines,’ he asks himself sorrowfully