[saintartemis]

White House report brands Smithsonian leadership as radical activists who can't be trusted

The report released late on Independence Day by the White House Domestic Policy Council comes in the midst of Trump’s aggressive campaign to

“A White House report brands the leadership of the Smithsonian Institution, especially at the National Museum of American History, as radical activists who cannot be trusted, indicating that President Donald Trump may be preparing to install his own team.”

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[foodffs]

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Is this how you roll?

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[donjuaninhell]

I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.

[tockthewatchdog]

stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly

[cardassiangoodreads]

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

[fvckw4d]

I was only 4 years old when I saw my mother load a washing machine for the very first time in her life. That was a great day for my mother.

[lastoneout]

Also these machines are genuine accessability tools. I can't take the trash out as often as I'd like because of my disabilities so a garbage disposal would keep me from having to put old food in the trash and keep it from smelling bad for longer. I can't stand long enough to do the dishes and cook so the dishwasher makes it possible for me to feed myself. I absolutely could not handwash my laundry even if my life depended on it, I need a washer and dryer. AC is as necessary as a heater here because 1) it's hotter here than it is in Europe, and 2) plenty of chronic illnesses are made much worse by the heat—for me, being too hot means I throw up and potentially faint, I need an air conditioner.

The amount of times actual things that make disabled lives easier are called "lazy american nonsense" really is starting to grate on me. It's important for women's liberation and thus also queer liberation, as well as disabled liberation and just making life easier for everyone, including people who just don't have the time to do all their chores by hand.

Also the dishwasher uses less water than washing by hand overall so like?? God isn't gonna high five you when you get to heaven over all the manual labor you did.

[salaciouscrumbb]

[academicgangster]

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[dajo42]

using "what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" to mean "yeah i made an embarrassing reference but you understood it which is also embarrassing" is very funny to me

[computationalcalculator]

my favorite part is that absolutely nobody says this except here. so if you use it in public, it's a dead giveaway that you spent the last ten years on tumblr. but then again, they recognized it, which means they were at the devil's sacrament

[idontgettechnology]

I tested this theory in the wild the other day at work. I was on a call with my department lead and a few other folks and I replied to an email the DL had sent me, thinking that, because he was on this call, he wouldn't notice when I sent it and would not catch me multitasking.

However, he replied to said email within five minutes, asking a question that required an answer. So I answered and was like "Also, I was going to apologize for answering emails during this call, but I see we're both here at the Devil's Sacrament, so I don't think an apology is necessary."

I watched him read that on screen and try not to laugh. And then at the end of the call as everyone started saying goodbye, he goes, "Hey, MJ, I meant to tell you. I like your shoelaces."

And I looked straight into my camera, stone cold serious, and said, "Thanks. I stole them from the president."

And the rest of the team was like, "What...the fuck...?" before he abruptly ended the call for everyone.

So now my DL and I know this about each other. He could be any one of us.

[libraryogre]

At a certain point, the appropriate response to "What were you doing at the devil's sacrament" becomes "stealing shoelaces from the president."

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you were stealing shoelaces from the President

[catchymemes]

[wc2026]

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[stephanisoejono]

happy new year -------------_--------------------

[calamity-aims]

[depsidase]

[ironwoman359]

My problem is that I want to write, except when I'm writing I'm not reading, but when I'm reading I'm not painting, but when I'm painting I'm not crafting, but if I'm crafting I'm not meal prepping, but if I'm meal prepping I'm not exercising, but if I'm exercising I'm not cleaning the house, but if I'm cleaning then I'm not writing, and then the day ends and it was just ten hours of youtube while I tried to Decide.

[caffeinatedopossum]

"I'm still kicking" is such a funny way to say "I'm still alive". Like lol. I'm still thrashing. Flailing. Writhing even. The violence remains.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[radicalgraff]

Mural en San Andrés Cholula, Puebla. 2026

[superhell]

and FUCK the beatles