SpeedyShark

25 l he/they

[brandneweyescd]

[girlblocker]

[urboymutual]

[hellygf]

[divorcegirl-deactivated20220819]

[gales-boyfriend]

[transdeans]

[madscientistenthusiast]

[testosteronetwunk]

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

[random-chaos-thoughts]

Unrestrained summer fun

[memewhore]

[trust-me-i-just-get-weirder]

[aliveburs-deactivated20230829]

i really like memes like this. they are truthful, and there is a cat involved. just a big fan all around.

[birf]

let’s go

[llatimeria]

one thing about HRT i think is underdiscussed is the fact that if you're on testosterone, you can (sometimes) just produce Too Much Blood, and the way to fix having Too Much Blood is to Do Bloodletting. There are modern day people doing bloodletting as part of their transitions. why does no one talk about this

[llatimeria]

reading thru the informed consent packet my clinic gave me i was like. mhmm. yeah. yup. acne. seen that. infertility. kind of the point. dry vagina. that sucks but i was aware. more blood-- wait, what the fuck? more blood? and the doctor confirmed later that yeah, more blood can happen, and the way you treat that is just getting rid of blood, usually by donating. what the fuck. how have i culturally osmosed every effect of masculinizing hrt but the most insane one

[llatimeria]

[bbeelzemon]

t4t stands for trans for transylvanian

[yesterdaysprint]

The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866

[ashfae]

If the amount of happiness, immediate or ultimate, is increased by any costume, it is right to wear it.

[kingfucko]

in 1866 folks so fucking miss me with all your ideas that this is some outlandishly modern idea

[isa-ghost]

If a woman has

STARCH MASKS

O N   H E R    B O D Y

does that mean

she has been pGReNant bef o r e?

[alsolucimorningstar812]

DANGEROPS

Pranget sex?

Will it hurt baby top of his head????

[isa-ghost]

Can uu get,,,

𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓮

[alsolucimorningstar812]

38+2 weeks

PREGANANANT

[charlioak]

can uu go down a

20 foot waterslide

while uu are

PEGNAT?

[lesbian-bookworm]

For anyone who doesn’t know what this is referencing

[five-flats]

this video legit never fails to make me laugh and i’ve seen it god knows how many times

[fear-is-nameless]

@isa-ghost it’s returned on my dash

[wieladraws]

Mr. Seelie

[liquidstar]

I just saw someone say the words "jokingly gaslight" this might be a good time to reintroduce the internet to the terms "lying" or perhaps "pranking" or even just "joking" on it's own

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Okay, say it with me guys…

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true, then that's lying.

If you are giving someone wrong information under the assumption that they'll ultimately realise that it's false, and that they will find this funny, then that's joking.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they'll believe that it's true and that their response will be funny, then that's a prank.

If you are giving someone wrong information in the hopes that they will notice the differences between your presentation of reality and their perception of it, and come to doubt their ability to judge what is and is not real, then that's gaslighting.

[mojo-chojo]

now dont leave this in the tags

[delphinidin4]

If you are giving someone wrong information and you assume they will know it is wrong, in hopes that they will play along, then that’s a bit.

[princess--bongwater]

KITTY COVERS EYES WITH PAWS WHILE SLEEPING WHILE PURRING 40 REVIVED 30000 HELAED

[charlesoberonn-deactivated20150]

If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.

[ultimateventist]

#wow #fuck is old

[professorfangirl]

However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.

[asterthecaster]

I love biologists.

[froborr]

Fuck is about eighteen and a half times as old as balls.

[callmebliss]

Imagine a world of ballless fuck

[froborr]

Imagine a world of ballless fuck

The original tagline for Jurassic Park was less than ideal.

[the-haiku-bot]

The original

tagline for Jurassic Park

was less than ideal.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[brutereason]

I find it fascinating that people who choose not to have children are generally assumed to feel really strongly about not having children (or even to feel really strongly against children, anyone’s children, in general). I am probably not going to have children, not because I REALLY REALLY HATE the idea of having children, but because I don’t really really love it. Out of all the major decisions I will make in my life, this one is the only irreversible one. I can sell a house, quit a job, divorce a spouse, whatever. I cannot unhave a child. I cannot opt out of being a parent once I become a parent. I can’t even take a step back for the sake of self-care or whatever, or else my child will suffer.

So for me, having children is fuck yes or not at all. The default will be to remain childfree. Having children should be an opt-in decision, not an opt-out one. Until/unless I develop really strong feelings about wanting to have children, I won’t have them, even if that means I never end up having them at all.

[functioning-minne-holic]

Sometimes you just come across something that puts into words what you have yet been unable to.

[philosoverted-deactivated202006]

Do you ever lie awake wondering how the heck Gimli knows what a nervous system is

[systlin]

Clearly dwarves have medical knowledge far more advanced than that of the other races.

[gallusrostromegalus]

His Majesty Dr. Gimli, son of Gloin, Neurosurgeon, M.D.

[filthyprotozoan]

gimli trying to explain his studies to legolas, a flat-earther

[hubris-i]

#*scroll down* #*remember that middle earth is canonically flat for elves and round for everyone else* #*scroll back up & smash that reblog button"

[fridge246]

tired: legolas took gimli to valinor with him because they were bffs/in love/etc. 

wired: legolas took gimli to valinor to prove the world was flat after arguing with him about it for decades

[jemthecrystalgem]

Sorry it’s what to elves

[dvandom]

So, in Tolkein lore, the world was originally flat, with most of the land in the middle (hence Middle Earth).  But the Numenorians (men who were rewarded with their own Atlantis-equivalent island for service in the first big war against Melkor, but eventually Power Corrupts etc) tried to invade the uttermost west which was basically Elf Heaven.  To put an end to that sort of thing, the creator of the world Bent The World and made it a sphere…but left elves able to treat it like a flat disk.  So elves can sail west and reach Elf Heaven, but a man or dwarf or hobbit who sails west will eventually wrap around to the east coast of Middle Earth.

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

This is why Legolas can see for such great, almost impossible distances. The Earth does not curve for him.

[endreal]

Legolas said fuck the horizon

[divinegaeity-deactivated2023101]

God I fucking love high fantasy

[goodzillo-deactivated20220127]

Mushrooms are objectively the funniest thing on gods green earth like this one destroys your liver and kidneys and kills you this one makes a fine cooking oil this one introduces you to the machine elves this one grows in your shower and slowly destroys your lungs this one is delicious in a stir fry. Who else has the range

[omghotmemes]

Quiet please, the Lemon Raspberry Loaf is sleeping.

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

I asked my kids if they’d prefer a secret garden or a secret library and my son shook his head and was like “I don’t trust the secret gardeners and librarians”

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if there aren’t any gardeners or librarians.

Son: there’s always a librarian. Just because you can’t see them doesn’t mean they aren’t there. And it’s a garden, there has to be someone taking care of it or it isn’t really a garden.

Me:

Me: this was supposed to be lighthearted

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Daughter: don’t trust the secret librarian.

Son: any librarian who hoards a library to themselves is hiding something.

Daughter: /nods seriously/

Me: why are you two talking as if from experience should I be concerned

[skiplo-wave]

The kids are right Jazz

[supreme-leader-stoat]

But what if I want to be the secret librarian?

[my-nameis-jasper-deactivated202]

Me: what if you were the secret librarian?

Son: wouldn’t be a secret library. I have nothing to hide.

Daughter: so not a secret librarian. A good librarian.

Me: you two are on a wavelength I can’t understand

[brawltogethernow]

What a way to find out your kids went on a whole-ass portal fantasy adventure at some point.

[mynameinyamouth]

[captaindibbzy]

Peer reviewed tags.