I'm Not Here To Kinkshame Unicorns

18+ Self ship and fictoromantic horror shit//Absolutely dedicated to and in love with Annasthunderbear and my f/os//AO3: SphynxNightmare//Pro ship, pro kink, pro gore//Icon by Cenobxter//Original content tag: Sphynx blurbs

[sphynxnightmare]

Apologies to everyone that got tagged in that sunglasses spam shit. Didn't realize this had gotten hacked. Hopefully it won't happen again.

I guess that means I'm sorta back.

Anyone miss me?

[clonepa3]

𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕞𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕘𝕚𝕗𝕤 (1/?)

[toonskribblez]

[backfliips]

[sphynxnightmare]

@apatheticvoyeur oh look its a wild Herbert

[greelin]

you’re stuck living with your icon for a month have fun

[funnytwittertweets]

[faecaribou]

[peachygalacticmenace]

PSA for the self insert community!!

If anyone tries to say “you can be a self insert, no one famous would do that!!1!1!1!1!1!!!!” Remember this!

IF STAN LEE CAN PUT HIMSELF IN MARVEL MOVIES AND SHOWS ARE CAMEOS THEN SO CAN YOU AND IF DANTE ALIGHIERI CAN BASICALLY WRITE A HISTORICAL SELF INSERT CRACK FAN FICTION ON HELL, PURGATORY AND HEAVEN THEN YOU SURE AS HELL CAN WRITE SELF INSERT FAN FICTION AS WELL!!!!! THESE TWO GUYS DID IT AND THEY ARE FAMOUS!! SO WHY CANT WE?! GO OUT THERE AND BE A SELF INSERT!!! YOU DO YOU MY DUDES!!!!

[sphynxnightmare]

Update

So since I’ve been gone, I figure I’ll let all my lovely followers know what’s been happening in my life.

First thing’s first, I am still without a career. Working towards one, yes. But it is slow going. However I have at least decided to settle on the field I want to be in. Time (and money) will tell the rest. I’m being vague here because I’ve noticed that when I say I’ll gun for a specific career, I ultimately let myself down.

Bear and I are still happily together. My little one is going to be six years old this year.

I have discovered that my identity is actually Genderfaun, and I am growing more comfortable with my physical self. It is still a struggle and one I will likely deal with until I am able to reach the body shape I desire to carry. I’m struggling with my aesthetic as well, and with finding what clothing style I feel is right for me.

I am trying out the pronouns Ze/Zim/Zer, but also still accept he/him/his. 

I have also discovered that ultimately.. my sexuality is Ficto-Demisexual. Meaning I am 90% Ficto, otherwise Demisexual with people. Polyamorous, of course, and yes all my F/Os count RL as partners to me. Panromantic.

Ficto news! Let’s see..

Joey and I have parted ways (but hey, he’s run off with Dwight and I’m happy to call them platonic pals). Morganite has also gone, as he was only really in it for the thrill of a forbidden romance. Brahms needed more care than I could actually give. And yes, I admit, I may have forgotten some other F/Os.. no doubt because of all the time I spent away. We have drifted apart.

Freddy, Illinois, Hed and Lydia are still mine. In fact, thinking about Lydia was what made me come back to Tumblr in the first place. I missed spending time with them and I always felt this was the only place I could do so. I have also fallen for a couple of new partners. I’ll elaborate more on that in another post.

I think that’s everything.

It’s good to be back!

[callingallcars]

everyone’s debating posts of the decade, best and worst, and i have yet to see anyone mention moon moon

[callingallcars]

for those who were not on here to experience this ridiculousness

[feral-flower-child]

Seriously. It caused so many memes.

[feral-flower-child]

[feral-flower-child]

Truly the greatest meme of our generation

[tokenofmydevotion]

I’m dying. I saw the original, but I’ve never seen any of the others. God bless you, Moon Moon.

[silvergryphon]

MOON MOON WAS THE BEST

[nagytoe-deactivated20211125]

@thatotherentity

[that-is-not-milk]

did not expect to see moon moon today

[iamthecutestofborg]

[sphynxnightmare]

Y’all..

I forgot most of my OG F/O list

It’s been so long and keeps changing klahlhaelgg AM I A FRAUD *sobs*

[lmaonade]

oh i am just a bastard 

[lmaonade]

*leans back in my chair and clasps my hands* i am just a bastard. 

[robotclownindulgence]

[wifeofthebestbois]

When you’re sad… imagine your f/o gently wiping the tears from your eyes and pulling you into a tight embrace; stroking your hair and whispering soft words of comfort in your ear.

[wellhalesbells]

Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you.

[captainarwenpond221b-deactivate]

BLESS THIS POST

[theartofforensics-deactivated20]

[words to read and write by]

[octopuscato]

Everyone needs to remember this - writers as well. It’s okay to just write whatever you actually like and not write what people want you to.

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

What house decor screams “I’m straight”?

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

I can’t decide which one of these I like best

[bea2me]

Complied from the notes, straight space bingo

[mens-rights-activia]

[rainbowrecesses]

Advice I wish I would’ve followed or been given.

[crowsandcooks]

And you can still do it now

[bethanyactually]

fun fact: one of the best ways to keep your mind sharp is to continue learning new skills as you grow older! it’s never too late to learn how to make your own clothes or resurrect the dead or grow beautiful flowers.

[leupagus]

Um

[higherporpoise]

[onedayiwillwritestuff]

Guys… It’s just…

CPR.

Learn to do CPR.

[vigilantsycamore]

Hot take: CPR is a low-level necromantic spell

[dancinbutterfly]

Just cuz you hit your 30s doesn’t. mean stop. I’m in my 30s taking languages, doing PT, learning a new sport, and some fiber arts? Fucking seriously. Don’t let this post perpetuate that whole “life ends when you’re 30” bullshit. God knows I really only feel like mine started at 31ish.

[dancinbutterfly]

Seriously tho - I just got back from my midnight lunch break - which I spent skateboarding. I started learning a fucking month ago at thirty-something after spinal surgery, over a year of PT and a LIFETIME of thinking I hated all physical activity. I VOLUNTARILY spent my FREE TIME AT WORK doing a SPORT. 

So just…for the love of god, guys, please remember it’s never too late to have a happy childhood and like…go do the thing? Now? if you’re 20 do it now. If you’re 50 do it now. Go. Do the thing. Now.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[xelayxes]

[xelayxes]

@matzahball

[dracophile]

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

[hamptercatapult]

great poast every one👍

[shirecorn]

I have drawn him…. The High Geologist

[syberfire117]

Can’t believe he’s ace

[shirecorn]

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

[aphorisnt]

hey guys…https://twitter.com/MatthewLillard/status/1322648148364324864 so does this make it canon?

[shirecorn]

the high geologist has ascended

[ethanrayne]

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

[epikrat-deactivated20210507]

[togetherwithmistakes]

The fact that this photo implies that Shaggy’s last name is Scoobydoo is sending me