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bellamynochillblake

we’re going to have to call smut ‘lemons’ again, aren’t we?

im-reddie

LEMONS!? WHEN THE FUCK WAS THIS?!

bellamynochillblake

oh you sweet summer child

miyakuli

** Permission to post & translate was granted by the artist Do not repost/edit the art without permission Please, support the artist on their pages too **

Translation and typeset by me Do NOT repost/edit it on tumblr or any other websites!!!

Artist : カカオ (pixiv / twitter)

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ri0803taff98-deactivated2019040

the world for only us

僕たちだけの世界

alikurai

Well if bf didn’t wanna get cronched, then bf shouldn’t taste so delish!!

story-kat

Art by mikam182

Posted with Permission (reprint/edit and/or commercial use prohibited)

somebabyfox

This shit took me forever but I’m in love with the result

lien-art

whenever I draw Pochamoo and draw his little horns on his jacket he looks like a lil demon so here is lil demon Pochayuu

azalea-in-time-deactivated20150

When you go to a haunted house, it may seem like you’re being funny by trying to scare the actors or jump out at them when you go through a second time, but guess what? ITS NOT FUNNY.

You pay us to scare you. It is your choice to go, so don’t fucking go through if you’re going to ignore the rules and get too close to the actors as a ‘joke’.

These bruises happened because over the course of 4 hours, several people ignored the instructions that CLEARLY stated that they were to wait in the front room until told otherwise. Rather than listen, they ran into the next room and slammed into me- effectively throwing me into the wall. This didn’t only happen once. It happened ten times at LEAST.

Then we had this asshole who thought that once I ‘died’ for the haunt, he could pretend to kick me to see if I’d moved. I, being used to people abusing me- jumped back and slammed my head into the concrete wall.

YOU ARE NOT FUNNY BY BEING RUDE AT A HAUNTED HOUSE. WE ARE PAID ACTORS THAT YOU CHOOSE TO COME AND SEE PERFORM. YOU PAY US TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU, SO DONT HIT US WHEN WE DO

I feel that this is relevant considering it is October and more Haunted Houses are opening up. I know it seems funny to scare the ‘monsters’ but all you do is hurt real people. So stop.

cogwheel-feline-deactivated2014

It’s not even October but I’m still spreading this

bsroleplayblog-deactivated20160

SIGNAL BOOOOOOOOSSSSSTTTTT!!!!!!! Now

ziamlevinestylinson

Yeah…your director may want to consider reblocking

azalea-in-time-deactivated20150

We don’t have a director? Or blocking??? It’s a haunted house bro, not a play

jjaquerabbitt

Reblogging for relevance-

I work at a Haunted House every October, and have been for the past few years. Our house in particular is staffed by Volunteer workers who are either earning credits for Graduation, or people who know the Family that owns the haunted attraction. In our City, we’re one of two Haunted Houses, so while we open in late September, we tend to get incredibly busy during the month of October and often work from 6pm until 2, 3am on weekends.

We do not get paid to help out. Due to our location, we get a lot of drunk guys coming through, and a lot of ‘funny’ teenagers. In my several years working there, I’ve seen Actors get grabbed and thrown, stomped on, kicked, bitten, everything. A lot of the Actors at this attraction are young teenagers, Middle and Secondary School students, so this kind of abuse is terrifying and potentially emotionally scarring.

There’s a position half-way through the house we call ‘Psych Ward’, and it’s essentially a jump scare. The scare is a corner-room, boxed in with walls and broken windows, that the Actor pops out of and shouts and taunts the people going through. October, 2012, a couple were going through the Psych Ward corner and the scare went off as per usual. The girlfriend of this couple got very startled but laughed it off and continued on. The boyfriend, however, back-tracked and went up to the broken window and punched the Actor in the face for scaring his girlfriend. The Actor, who I’m going to call Tracy, had a black eye for a good two weeks solid and the couple had to be escorted out of the house and were banned from the property. Ever since we’ve ruled that Veteran Actors (someone who’s been there for 3+ years) are the only ones allowed in this particular Scaring Spot.

He paid to get scared and then got violent when we delivered.

There are so many stories I can tell of ignorant customers banging back on scares and injuring the Actors inside, grabbing props from the actors and hurting them with it, destroying props because they thought it would be ‘funny’.

I just want to raise awareness that the ACTORS ARE STILL PEOPLE. We’re instructed to get the best kind of scare out of you, sometimes with no pay at all (like this particular attraction), so please respect our work.

We wouldn’t come to your job, mock you, and push you around trying to be ‘funny’. Don’t come to our job and do that to us!

witchcryptid-deactivated2017121

I literally cannot believe people are angry over this post saying “don’t fucking beat up actors”

I work at a haunted hayride and a guy tried to dropkick me in the chest and knee me in the face because he thought it was funny.

I got in trouble for breaking character to tell him to fucking stop.

Ive been hit so many times this season it has left cuts and bruises. Back in 2015 I was fucking choked and dragged behind a wagon because a lady was drunk and her son had to pry her hands off me because IM NOT ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOU OR FIGHT BACK.

Most recently, a customer groped my breasts and twisted my fucking nipples. Apparently, she did it to AT LEAST twenty other actors.

THAT IS SEXUAL ASSAULT YOU ASSHOLES. ITS NOT OKAY.

Most recently a customer fucking kicked me and sent me to the goddamned hospital.

WHEN YOU GO TO A HAUNTED HAYRIDE / HAUNTED HOUSE, REMEMBER YOU LITERALLY PAID US TO SCARE YOU.

THE ACTORS ARE REAL PEOPLE.

DO NOT FUCKING HIT US.

spiderman-anti

Why the fuck would you even do this holy shit

rusticbabe-deactivated20181102

Hey guys i know this is out of theme but that comment from @witchcryptid was me and my old url. I plan on working this job again this year if at all possible, so here’s an added psa:

If your family or friend(s) force you into a haunting, be upfront as best you can and tell actors as they come up “please do not scare me i am too anxious / scared” and 9.99/10 times we will listen and leave you alone. just communicate with us even though we most often cannot communicate back.

We may be playing monsters, but we are NOT monsters.

Also, please remember to keep your hands off of us during your haunting, and also please try to step in or speak up if you see people trying to touch us, assault us, or talking about planning to touch or hurt a staff member.

We cannot do anything and will most likely get in legal trouble for touching you in defense.

Thank you and have a spooky fall 🌻🍁🍂🍃

madhattey-deactivated20211019

I…I feel really upset that this has to be a reminder ._.

I mean they should know you’re…justacting.

jesus christ…

musicalhell

I don’t even do haunted houses (I’m one of those aforementioned anxious people) but boosting the signal because this is seriously not cool.

mizuaoi

Hey guys it’s that time!!

You paid for a ticket which means you consented to be scared!

As an ex haunt monster please for fucks sake if you KNOW your reflex is to strike when scared DO NOT GO TO THESE.

renthebarbarian

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE NO ONE GOES TO DISNEYLAND AND PUNCHES DONALD DUCK WHY WOULD YOU DO THE SAME TO HAUNTED HOUSE WORKERS?!?!?!?!

talesfromyourlocalcashier

Please don’t attack workers for doing their jobs.

floweralien12

Thank you for bringing this up to the people but seriously if you where beaten up in your work and your manenger just let it happend you should sue the fuck out of this guy / find the people who did this

alexzandriablr

This is not a joke or a fake. My sister got this on her phone and was smart and did not open it. I am proud of her. Seriously everyone do not open this and please repost this pic everywhere as much as you can. Lets watch each others backs on this please.

ikimaru

I made some charms at last! (+ the meme one is because someone asked 😂)

+ UPDATED POST +

preorders are open!

you can find all items here => https://ikimaru.tictail.com/

preorders will end on sep 14, after that date I will sort out the orders and begin to ship them out (they will be shipped from Italy and to any destination!)

if you click on the items in the store it will tell you more specific shipping fees/times for your country

all charms are 2.5′’ (6.3cm) (the 3 char one is 3′’) and they’re all double sided!

I will post more individual photos of them later or in the next days! (also there is a protective transparent sticker on them which you can take off so if some parts look opaque-ish in photos that’s why!)

if you have further questions let me know c: thank you! 💕

animepopheart

★ ヒロキ | ユーリ!!! on ICE ☆ ⊳ yuri and victor (yuri on ice) ✔ republished w/permission

andthwip-deactivated20220219

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

bonus:

paluumin

“forever my baby brother”

some people are afraid of heights, bugs, etc. I’m afraid of the day when my brother will be taller than me (katsuki sibling doodles based on experiences with my little brother <3)

makkachinicedog

A quality Yuri Katsuki!

siroite

It is a mail order site.

https://ec.toranoana.shop/joshi/ec/item/040030653851/

atomic--peach

AU concept

Everything is the same, except Snape is much more open with how absolutely DONE he is.

Minerva: “Severus, Potter and Weasley have found the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets and went down without proper supervision, slayed the creature, and saved Ginny Weasley.”

Snape: *ridiculously long sigh and an extended moment of silence* “ God Damn it. Of course they would, what else would they do? God damn it.”

Draco: *gets into a fight with Ron*

Snape: “Malfoy, I swear to….just one fucking day is all I ask… for you to not make someone want to punch you… Just One Day.

Neville: *blows up a cauldron*

Snape: *head in one hand, not even angry at this point* “I just…..god damn it”

corwynnasmith

Done and sassily self aware is how I’m interpreting this.

Snape: Ah, Mr. Potter… My newest… dark reminder… (continues taking attendance)

Class: ????

—

Dumbledore: And a fuckton of points for Gryffindor! Looks like we have a NEW house champ-

Snape: (loudly) No.

— Snape: Look, Quirrel, let’s be straight. I know you’re trying to steal the damn stone and I am just so fucking tired of keeping Potter alive when you’re clearly out for his head-

Harry (from broom above): WHAT

Snape: (groans loudly as Quirrell bolts) Goddammit, Potter, I didn’t need this unexpected cardio.

—

Harry: I swear I just found Mrs. Norris like this! I didn’t do anything to her! I wouldn’t!

Dumbledore: Harry, of course-

Snape: (taking face out of hands) Why is it always you?

—

Lockhart: And here is my lovely assistant, Severus Snape! Of course, you’ll get your potions professor back in one piece when I’m done with him! (laughs)

Snape: Your unlikely descendents would feel how hard I’m going to curse you if I believed you capable of fathering a child.

Lockhart: What?

Snape: What.

—

Lockhart: It’s VALENTINE’S DAY BITCHES! Get in the spirit! Ask Professor Snape to teach you about love… potions!

Snape: (stands)

Snape: (walks across Great Hall)

Snape: (walks out of Hogwarts)

Snape: (walks across Scotland)

Snape: (walks into the sea)

—

Snape: You’re not hiring a fucking werewolf.

Dumbledore: But who would know better how to fend off Sirius Black than his former be-

Snape: (flatly) -b-b-b-bitch?

—

Snape: Draco is fine, probably.

Draco: (obviously bleeding from reopened wound from Buckbeak) ?!

Snape: Oh, fine, but I’m getting tired of escorting you to the Hospital Wing for self-inflicted wounds.

—

Snape (waking up from being stunned by all Gryffindors present he was trying to save): Well, fine, then. (rolls over)

—

Dumbledore: And that’s it! That’s all our champions- oh, er, except for… (reads) Harry Potter?

Snape: Expel him.

—

Harry: I didn’t put my name in the goblet, I swear!

Snape: You never seem to do anything and yet

—

Snape: Avada kedavra.

Dragon: (dies)

Harry: ???

Judges: !!!

Snape: Yes, well, I am not going to sit here and break my honestly kind of obsessive promise for the sake of a death game. Does that really seem in character to you?

(cheating is against the rules, not the magical contract of the goblet - see: all the fucking cheating)

—

Umbridge: Hem, hem, Professor Snape, might I suggest some changes to your curriculum?

Snape: I don’t have the energy to hate you on top of all my other least favorite people.

—

Firenze: I hope we might be friendly, if not friends, as fellow professors, Severus Snape.

Snape: (shakes hand) I don’t even care anymore.

—

Dumbledore: So, you see, Severus, it really must be you that kills me to cement your place in Voldemort’s ranks and defuse this deathly hallow I’ve been carrying around.

Snape: (looks upward for patience) Why don’t you kill yourself if you want to die so badly?

Dumbledore: …Actually that’s not a half bad idea for neutralizing the elder wand.

—

Voldemort: Severus, are you… still loyal?

Snape: (sighs) I guess.

—

Harry: Oh, no, you’re dying! Professor, how can I-

Snape: Your eyes are… really poking my emotional wounds

Harry: …

Snape: …Fuck off. (dies)

—

Snape (in the afterlife): Thank Merlin that’s over.