normals you

24/intersex/system

[seymourworld]

beautiful mother soap dispenser just gave birth to a baby foam in my hand

[screenshotsofdespair]

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[dapper-lil-arts]

This might as well be my blog's header at this point lmao

[dapper-lil-arts]

Go to my patreon to see more lmao.

[strayknight]

i think my cat was supposed to be born as a car but made a typo. my reasoning->

-sounds like a tiny engine

-knows how to drift

-needs to run around a track for enrichment

-likes playing with hot wheels

-loves my tool box

-needs his alternator replaced

[strayknight]

can anyone id this vehicle ?

[8akesale]

@dragongirlsnout your trick is required

[dragongirlsnout]

2011-2016 honda CR-Z

[strayknight]

my cat..

[crazysodomite]

which are you

water girl

fire boy

fire girl

water boy

Remaining time: 6 days 16 hours

[gwyndolight]

master & apprentice

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

i just fucked the great pyramid of giza

egyptian government wasn't watching so i made love to it so sensually

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

they only figured out what happened when they noticed it blushing and smoking a cigarette and saw my footprints in the sand running away

[yugirimistwalker]

i tried drawing this iconic post 😊

[lonestatus]

the latest generation of gimmick blogs still aren't half as good as irish american chan was

[eraserheadbabycat]

[byjove]

I hate Joe Exotic but this exchange reset my brain

[byjove]

me when I’m baffled by the inefficiency and callousness of everything and then I remember it’s all corrupt girl

[high-quality-tiktoks]

it’s been a few days and he loves it

[claptrap14]

[imp]

[bimshwel]

[bowserkillmybusdriver]

I Wish I Could Turn Into Bowser So I Could Kill My Bus Driver

[zilluzion]

STOAT ALERT! ⚠️

artfight attack for RecompiledBirds

[d-7th]

It literally does not matter how many hours I work this week, I'm going to be behind on bills because the only jobs I can do don't pay and make my condition rapidly worsen until I physically can't even get up, much less work, at all

[d-7th]

I’m so physically spent from overwork that I can’t even get out of bed. I can’t eat or drink without getting sick. I can’t even keep my eyes open for too long without getting sick. I’m not going to live through this without some kind of help.

I need $600, which I’ve been trying to raise all month for a deadline that is now in two days, and beyond that I need enough money to go back to the hospital and pay out of pocket multiple times over to get some actual fucking treatment

[d-7th]

listen I'm ambulatory again today but I am shaking and having a hard time standing up, I need help

[storyweavingspider]

Hey, if you've read any of my work and thought about giving money to me, I'd really really appreciate if you helped my friend out. They have to make $600 in (now) about a day. Please fucking help them.