The greatest part of this would be when Bitty and Jack have games against each other, because their competitiveness would get ranked up to a million, since the loser will basically get chirped non stop by friends, teammates, family and of course each other.
And maybe Jack and Bitty start making small harmless bets. It starts with winner picks what we eat for dinner and what we watch afterwards, but then they move to stuff like if Jack wins Bitty canât use twitter for the whole weekend, or Jack will have to appear on his next vlog post etc.
(And of course thereâs the private fun stuff they also bet on but will never tell anybody about winkwink)
So itâs always small silly stuff, but they take it super seriously. And then they start using the games to settle arguments like this:
âYâall, we need to win. You donât understand, we have to. If we donât Jack is taking us to the most boring vacation in history. He wants to go to Gettysburg, Pennsylvania to watch a reenactment of the battle and of the Gettysburg Address and if I have to go, you will see a grown man cry of boredom. I want to go to the beach. I deserve to go to the beach.â
âWe agreed the winner will get to set the thermostat. Bitty always puts it too high and itâs annoying.â
âIf we win Jack will finally admit he has been pronouncing pecan wrong! No you donât understand, this is important, we have been arguing about this for years.â
âBitty will stop breaking diet and Iâm afraid if we donât win this, his nutritionist will kill him.â (They donât win this, because there is 0 chance you will get Bittyâs team to give up all the baked goods they have been getting since he joined the team.)
Also, it is absolutely impossible to get interviews afterwards with either of them, because turns out playing against each other is like the weirdest most intense form of foreplay ever.
Like they canât see each other very often during game season, so by the end of their games they honestly couldnât care less about anything other than making it to each others apartments, so they skedaddle with 0 shame and sometimes just go straight to the car and shower at home.
George: Jack, you have interviewsâŠ
Jack: (speed walking away) No.
Jack: (pretends not to hear her) Goodbye.
And well, George figures thereâs some battles you canât win and at least sheâll get an apology pie for this.
Jack lives alone, but Bitty has roommates. However they know better than to show their faces after a game, like we are talking complete pie ban for the whole team for a month here.
Also, if you think Jack Zimmermann is scary on the ice, you have never seen his face when you interrupt marathon sex after weeks of not seeing his boyfriend.