Bruce going to Fawcett city for work, brings Damian to a park to play while he does business
Bruce: how about you go play with those kids over there they look nice!
Damian: fine father if I must.
Damian approaches the definitely very normal very regularly human children
Damian: Greetings fellow children, may I join in your⦠what are you doing?
Billy: Oh Hi!!! Iām Billy!! Of course you can play with us!! Right guys!
Mary: For sure!! We love making friends!! My names Mary!
Freddy: The more the merrier!!! Im Freddy by the way
Mary: And Iām Mary, whatās your name?
Damian: What are you doing.
Billy: Hey! Mary asked you a question first mister!
Damian: I will not disclose my name until you tell me what it is that you are currently doing.
Mary: Well gee, what will we ever call you!
Billy: Come on youāre the one that asked to play with us!
Damian: Technically I never said anything of the sort.
Freddy: Well even so, you certainly implied it, but anyway itās a free country so I suppose you donāt have to tell us if you donāt wanna!
Damian: What. Are. You. Doing.
Billy: Oh yea! Weāre just sacrificing this hog to our Gods!!! Wanna join us? :D
Damian: ā¦. I do not kill animalsā¦.. That is one sin I will not commit.
Mary: We got it from the butcher silly!
Billy : and since itās a sacrifice you donāt even have to worry about sinning either!!
Freddy: Do you⦠do you commit other sins??????? Why did you say it like that??????
Billy: Oh you know, little of this little of that, mostly Zeus, heās pretty demanding
Billy: So, you gonna join us? :>
Damian: No. And quite frankly I think you are strange,horrible and possibly inhuman children and I hope to never see you again.
Freddy: Golly, thatās not very nice, I hope you donāt have a very good day! In fact I hope when you go to sleep tonight you get so very comfortable and you think youāve found your new sleeping position, but then when you wake up youāve given yourself an awful crook in your neck that lasts all day!
After that Damian immediately went back to Bruce.
Bruce: Why did you come back?
Damian: They were strange beings father and Iād rather not fraternize with them. Also I cannot sleep tonight.
Bruce, one eyebrow raised: Oh and whyās that?
Damian: I believe a curse was put upon me.
Damian refuses to elaborate and Bruce is just left wondering what the heck happened