just a simple cat lady

this is my main, but @spongyllama side blog is more active I'm an old lady and I do not remember how to change the links above lmao

[skunkes]

[russiawave]

[magistrate-of-mediocrity]

Those am him leafs

[wingedwolfgirl]

You leaf him and his leaves alone

[starstuffandalotofcoffee]

bring back Georgian-era sentence structure. fuck this single clause Hemingway bullshit; I want to string the reader along for pages, to link, however disparate, an endless array of actions using every form of punctuation I can imagine - even those I rarely use - and generally be as incoherent as possible (though it is to be said that this is for internet and casual use, and not for increasing the impenetrability of research papers, a far less noble goal than the one I proposed).

[catchymemes]

[schsas]

girlfriends 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[roguetelemetry]

that was like a volleyball setup and spike

[great-tweets]

omggggg

[bisaster-energy]

that kitty really went

[yharnambimbo]

[storyweaverofgondor]

@partyinthemysterymachine

[whitepeopletwitter]

[chewbacca]

[cannibalchicken]

[gauntletqueen]

[nuclearfeels]

[demigordo]

I am all these

[ekjohnston]

look, this is how i roll also i am pretty sure my upstairs neighbours thing i have a cat named Josie because i chirp “HEY JOSIE!” every time i run through her office on the way to the war room

[mrmeriwether]

I love the generational gap between emoji usage. Anyone over 50 sees 🙃 and thinks "silly time! whee 🙃", whereas the rest of us immediately hear, verbatim, "they ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine, when you're not really fine, but you just can't get into it because they would ne--"

[mangonetics]

Flying the flag upside down is a distress signal

[qillermeme]

[sofiapdf]

thinking about this here canal village in the netherlands

[vivalatinamerica-deactivated201]

can someone please explain how it’s possible that every single month this year ended as quickly as it started and yet this whole year has felt like an eternity

[cmonandhauntme]

[chronicowboy]

[catchymemes]

Credit: @azula.gr

[captainnuclearawesome]

[latiox]

[dragon-in-a-fez]

sorry what

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[capricorn-0mnikorn]

That header photo doesn’t do the dragon justice. (For shame!). Here’s NASA’s own photo:

(Source [Because NASA is funded by taxpayer money, all their images are public domain, BTW])

[arch-tempered-yian-garuga]

THE TIME HAS COME

[bioluminosity]

he is here 

[radhakawaii]

Reblogging for THE ART HOLY SHIT

[grimauxiliatrixofficial]

REALLY THOUGH IMAGINE SEEING THIS KIND OF SHIT AS A DANE IN THE 900S