"Insert Clever Blog Name Here"

Hey I'm Maggie, 20, NY. She/her, pansexual, aromantic. This started as a classic rock blog and had slowly devolved into shitposts with my deepest fears and anxieties sprinkled in since this is the only platform that no one I know irl follows me on

[teaboot]

I feel like pirating media that isn’t sold or offered anywhere legally anymore shouldn’t be called piracy. Girl thats archaeology

[greelin]

i just never want to see elon musk happy

[greelin]

i think he should be torn apart by lions.

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[airborneranger63]

One time my rabbi told us, “imagine you had a box with a little bit of god in it. What would you do with the box?”

So we were like ?? “We’d protect it and keep it nice and clean and polished” and he was like “your body’s that box. Stop eating markers”

[what-even-is-thiss]

Every time I come across this post the last sentence smacks me in the face

[skelezombie]

anyone have that oil painting of the nun with the absolutely massive tits and it’s painted in like a semi-classical style

[skelezombie]

please help I can’t google “painting of nun with huge tits” bc it’s going to show me a lot of pictures that are not the one I’m looking for

[skelezombie]

I swear it looks something like this

[skelezombie]

I FOUND IT It’s “Délicate scène” by Paul Laurenzi

[lunnefisk]

FAT TITS NUN

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

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[comrade-bastard-deactivated2024]

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[kaijuno]

[guerrillatech]

[tahthetrickster]

who wants to see the worst thing ive seen this week

[tahthetrickster]

too bad, im showing you anyway

[arsondotpng]

a non-photoshopped picture of someone actually wearing them, for your viewing pleasure

[melonisopod]

[vang0bus]

gameshow called 'pride or prejudice' in which the contestants are presented with a gay joke and have to guess if it was made by a queer person or a homophobe

[e-the-village-cryptid]

the contestants are all vaguely liberal straight people who are desperately uncomfortable with the entire concept

[masonicbeheadingritual]

[schistcity]

[cuntwarehouse]

this felt like some kind of modern poem. so,

[charlesoberonn]

[fortunatecircus]

the people running the crayola twitter

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[glass-gears-deactivated20250123]

The only “Not All Men” post I’ll reblog.

[dxmedstudent]

To break down rape culture, we need to stop teaching people that men can’t help themselves; they absolutely can look for enthusiastic consent, and they must. This is absolute bare minimum decent human being behaviour. 

[nineprotons]

Also, if you stop teaching people that “men can’t help themselves” it tends to go hand in hand with teaching the fact that no, men do not “always want it”– which in turn is beneficial for those men who might themselves be assaulted, regardless of the rapist’s gender. Enthusiastic, mindful consent applies to everyone.

[calamitys-child]

I'm a pacifist like institutionally but I'm absolutely certain that violence solves at least some problems on a much smaller level. I don't believe in wars or nuclear weapons or military campaigns I do believe in the power of that guy who punched the nazi in the face so hard his entire media presence immediately crumbled to dust

[whitepeopletwitter]

[carnival-phantasm]

It’s more of a pussy out kind of year

[sirduke]

[weaver-z]

One time at a party I was feeling emboldened because a cute girl was wearing a shirt that said "I'm a lesbian" so I spent the night hitting on her until she introduced me to her boyfriend

WH—HELLO?? GIRL I’M SO SORRY

[weaver-z]