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kitka they / she / he 19 🇫🇮🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

[rnavka]

[walterwhite58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[johngreen58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[peggyhill58]

I hope Hank doesn’t find out about my meth business lmao

[jimmyhoffathecat]

First thing he did when we moved into the new place was figure out how to open the closet door and grin devilishly

[spooky-frog]

my best friend scares me sometimes we were just walking in a grocery store and she went "the aliens have arrived" GIRL?

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

he's going through a hair dye phase (sleeping in a berry patch)

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

feels like some of u aren't properly appreciating the fact that he sleeps in a berry patch. and he rolls over and squishes the berries into his fur. because he's so sleepy and content.

[doing-90mph-in-central-london]

maybe people think he's an ugly dog but just to be clear he is actually a beautiful pig

[girlnephew]

[soft-lovely]

people

[swarnpert]

my favorite thing is to say "investing in" instead of "buying"

[amazoogle]

just closed on a big deal with a major grocery chain vis-a-vis the procurement of some fresh strawberries

[kindlygoblin]

[svftpup]

[catchymemes]

[coalashslurry]

we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....

[cheruib]

that comment about how you should not borrow grief from the future has saved me multiple times from spiraling into an inescapable state of anxiety. like every time i find myself thinking about how something in the future could go wrong i remember that comment and i think to myself: well i never know, it might get better. it might not even happen the way i think it will and if it does happen and it is sad and bad ill be sad about it then, when it happens. and it’s somehow soo freeing

[1dietcokeinacan]

[sentada]

shes chillingggg dudeee

[babyratparty]

me: oh my sauce is missing sometjing. help

garlic:

[skeleshit]

hes jumping

[televisionenjoyer]

i respect people who want to keep their menstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm menstruating" i would.

[certifiednastycitrusfreak]

For a dollar say woman

[televisionenjoyer]

i respect people who want to keep their womenstruation to themselves but i have to make it everyone's problem. Literally if it was socially acceptable to lead every conversation with "I'm womenstruating" i would.