The Killer

I kill people.

[octorocks-and-dodongos]

did some cleaning up but I won’t delete the killer. He’s my murderous friend still

[realest-slenderman]

i did it

[noknowshame]

every tumblr post in 2025 reads like this:

◼️jesus-sidewound

man I am having a great day today

◼️the-fingerer

:)

◼️jesus-sidewound

:(

[spooky-killer-ooh]

:)

[spooky-killer-ooh]

What are your thoughts on Gnomes?

Big fans of the guys. I may also kill them if they are considered to be “people”

[indigosfindings]

evil king harkinian: i wonder whats NOT for dinner

[indigosfindings]

kill harkillian: i wonder whats for murder

[spooky-killer-ooh]

that second guy sounds relatable

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

happy ides of March

[psychosociogentleman-deactivate]

yo why is this on my dash its august

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Yeah, why is this getting notes? It's August!

[dragonanarchist1155]

It's knife day

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

Oh

[utah-offical]

HOLY SHIT KNIFE DAY!!!

[non-tyrannical-usa]

KNIFE DAY!!!!!!!!1

[machathemany]

Knife day!!!!!!

Also my b-day is the ides of march °p

[spooky-killer-ooh]

good day

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[spooky-killer-ooh]

hi

[transfemininomenon]

open rp

Jimmy. I need you to fuck me Jimmy.

[garden-gno-thanks]

EVIL GNOME BLAST!

[spooky-killer-ooh]

I kill people

[garden-gno-thanks]

i think that's illegal, i might need a gnoyer (gnome lawyer)

[spooky-killer-ooh]

last time I had a lawyer I took too much cocaine and ended up renting a car I’m never doing that shit again

[transfemininomenon]

open rp

Jimmy. I need you to fuck me Jimmy.

[garden-gno-thanks]

EVIL GNOME BLAST!

[spooky-killer-ooh]

I kill people

[dogpuppy]

[spooky-killer-ooh]

did you hear about the killer

[beebisbeeble]

He was destroyed

[spooky-killer-ooh]

fuuuck

[larval-tear]

imagine you’re like a feudal lord or evil ceo or something and you’ve got one of your enemies tied up for interrogation, and you really need answers outta this shmuck. and you’re looking through this like black market list of professional torturers and interrogators and one of the highest rated guys just goes by “THE KILLER”. he’s got this super hardcore profile and great reviews by previous clients, hundreds of them. so of course you hire him and lead him to your secret underground base where you’ve got this spy or nemesis of yours or whatever tied up. and once the torturer arrives the first thing he does is kill the guy

[spooky-killer-ooh]

real

[charl0ttan]

thinking abt the killer. sighing wistfully

[beardedmrbean]

[spooky-killer-ooh]

so is “i am the killerr”

[dogpuppy]

[spooky-killer-ooh]

did you hear about the killer

[spooky-killer-ooh]

I kill people dude

[charl0ttan]

dude why do you have The Killer as your emergency contact

[spooky-killer-ooh]

fake news

[indigosfindings]

girl weve been knowing how to despise and kill beatboxers. completely normal puppy

[spooky-killer-ooh]

This one is kinda relatable