Welcome to My Beautiful Dark Twisted Mind

i LOVE nge and digimon

[spookysaltcontent]

The only reason I still have this app on my phone is incase you ever want to talk, come check in sometime

[dogtoks]

[latchofficial]

[coldpapernightmare]

hey, that dogs whole job is to point at birds, and it is indeed pointing at a bird

What more do you want?

[serenagold]

That German shorthair pointer is sure pointing.

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[hightide-error]

[cherrysworlds]

if youre happy and you know it lay an egg

[carby]

[mlobsters]

the matrix: revisited (2001)

The masculine side of Morpheus is really evident in the Matrix and his feminine side is evident in the Neb.

[sourcreammachine]

hey why are we interviewing fishburne lying down on a garage floor

[shingojira]

can dudes not just chill anymore

[algrolo]

While you were studying the blade, I was studying you. You're weak on your left side and your footwork could use improvement. Also I think I've fallen in love with you. Who said that.

[injuries-in-dust]

Gotta admit, any one of these would work on me.

Love me some burritos.

Source: could be worse comics

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Wtf is a grungler

[tyrannosaurus-rex]

Youre fuxking kidding me Im being punked right??????

[mlembug]

for OP's sake (because no one posted it yet), this word is a meme spawned from this tweet

[tainbocuailnge]

the original got flagged with no way to appeal it when every contributor is deactivated but I will never let this post die. it's monday and we are getting on it cunts

[blackpyrefly]

the guys in the ad are not very good at budgeting their time between shooting the encroaching horde of zombies and improving their firepower through various addition and multiplication based power-ups

[larval-tear]

i will show them.

[hungwy]

Dogs are machines that turn normal toys into wet yucky toys

[finalfantasy15anewempire]

Conquer the Realm! Dominate the Final Fantasy XV Universe with unstoppable forces. Play for free now!

[empiressmp]

So do you think the small town girl living in a lonely world ever tried gay stuff with the uptown girl living in her uptown world

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

funny thing about the 30-50 feral hogs guy is that an ar-15 is arguably woefully inadequate to deal with that many hogs, therere videos of guys driving around in jeeps lighting up fleeing hogswarms with belt fed machine guns and m4s and they only get like 20 at most. 30-50 feral hogs vs one guy with a semi automatic rifle and a few unarmed children is an unwinnable situation. all this to say, artillery barrages are the only viable home defense equipment when dealing with the hogtide

[playthings2007]

Please, call me Frankenstein. Frankenstein was my father, but stealing his name and overriding his presence in the dominant cultural consciousness has been really, really satisfying