You lost the game

Frog here! • They/Them • Canonically confirmed Froop Loop by the power of The Hivemind • AuDHD • Enby and AroAce! • Member of the Cult of Anne Boonchuy • Piracy provider and completely normal and not unhinged about the things that I like

[guilhernunes]

chicken decides to learn telekinesis to connect with herself

[certifiedchickenposts]

certified chicken post

[gumi-megpoidd]

weh

[nerdragons-hoard]

weh

[gumi-megpoidd]

weh

[cannibalcaprine2]

weh

[shower-raccoon]

weh

[totally-lyrical]

weh

[simply-a-moth]

weh

[the-silly-creature]

weh

[polkadotsunshine]

weh

[sporadicgayfrog]

weh

[thememedaddy]

[power-chords]

This Dan Piraro comic always makes me cry.

[tuttle-did-it]

When I lived in London there was a murder of crows that lived near me. I fed them often, they brought me presents (shiny rubbish and cigarette butts they found on the floor to thank me.)

When I moved, I’m certain they understood I was leaving because I had all my stuff and gave them lots of food and compliments.

But, they chased down my friend who lived in the next burrough over. They had recognised that friend with me several times and followed them to their house when they couldn’t find me.

They adopted my friend and it was now my friend’s job to bring them snacks and receive the presents.

This was maybe 6-7 years ago.

I visited London last year. Went to see my friend. The crows all not only recognised me, they tracked me down. We got into my friend’s flat and not twenty minutes later there was chaos on the balcony.

We open the curtains, the entire fucking murder is there shouting because they wanted to see me.

Crows are the very best birds.

[dubiousdisco]

[jsheios]

she didn't leave the sword, or the hidden daggers

[bougiebutchbinch]

ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

[bougiebutchbinch]

okay okay there's more

6. Elderly surgeon to the anaesthetist who is gossipping with their reg: "I need you to pretend you're in church." [weirdest way to ask people to be quiet, but whatevs]

Anaethetist's new reg with big, horrified eyes: "You mean we should start praying???"

7. Panicking rad tech: "Uhhhh my machine broke. I need to jump on this part and kick it, but I am not paid enough if I break it. Can you - "

Surgeon, casual as: "Yeah, sure."

:violently beats up the C-arm until it starts pumping out those sweet, sweet x-rays:

8. ODP to theatre assistant: "Saw the new tasche earlier. Suits you."

Theatre assistant: "Thanks! it grew on me :)"

Surgeon, pleadingly, within accidental snipping distance of the patient's spinal cord: "Guys, do NOT make me laugh."

[bougiebutchbinch]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT -

9. Surgeon using the electrocauter, leaning over the incision and inhaling deeply: mmmmm, that smell always gets me hungry. I'm having barbeque tonight.

New med student: 👀

[bougiebutchbinch]

and the classique:

Spinal surgeon: hey, that scoli's getting bad. want me to fix it for ya?

Me: I mean. There's a pretty long wait list

Spinal surgeon: yeah but I could do it tonight

Me: that would be very illegal, Jeff

Spinal surgeon: only if they catch me

[l5e448]

She is so happy to see her

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[saragrekey]

@glacecakes I’m assuming this is who you meant 🍂

[squeakitties]

flingo

[thevisualvamp]

Meow

[foldingfittedsheets]

Oh to be a little orange cat curled up safely in a dragons tail.

[fairycosmos]

at this point i fear you can’t even train your tiktok algorithm to show you shit youll generally like. its all just actual slop for real. and if its not that it’s just something that’ll make you fucking furious. whether you interact with it or not. whether you try to find organic creators or not. its not about anything anymore

[fairycosmos]

and it’s like yeah girl youre on tiktok looking for substance. youre looking for a snowball in hell and i get thatttt. but its also like. regardless. people are building their lives around it and spending months and years at a time living through it. it is a crappy culmination of the internet over the past 30 years and utilises all the ways it was built to be addictive to the most effective degree. yet all it does is continue to degenerate. even more so since the explosion of ai. freaks me out

[mackagi]

Day 6: Fancy! Suits!! Ahhhhh!!

Might be my last post for sashannarcy week. Very busy unfortunately

[runasulienadanika]

it's Pal's "i can't bear the thought of using you" vs Cam's "Totally Ok With Being Used. Extremely Fine With It. Willing, Even." gigant forehead tatoo.

meanwhile Harrow holds a huge sign saying "i don't want to eat another soul can i please not have another soul on my conscience i already ate you alive i don't want to do it again" and Gideon wears a tshirt with "EAT ME. eatmeeatmeeatmeeatme" printed on it. they're both blindfolded.

[girl-blorbo-polls]

Would your girl blorbo believe in astrology?

Yes, she’s hardcore into it

She’s into it but not in that deep

Sometimes reads her horoscope for fun

Doesn’t care for it

Really does not like it

Other/nuance

Remaining time: 4 days 15 hours

[i-love-my-blorbo-polls]

does your blorbo commit suicide

Does your blorbo kill themself in their story

No but they die

Yes

They try to but fail

It’s implied

No but they get close

No

Other

Remaining time: 2 days 3 hours