Queen of procrastination and confusion

Idk dude

[deathwarlock]

damn this animal smells like kush!!!

[deathwarlock]

hey does anyone have any tomato juice

[space-freddie-deactivated202408]

Did you get sprayed by a skunk?

[deathwarlock]

I dont know what a "skunk" is but this gay rat made me smell like shit

[desinteresse]

Hell yeah im a slut (non practicing)

[rotgospels]

is my human suffering sexy enough for you, God? is it getting you off king 

[bbibbii]

hannibal is so funny cause will graham will be like “the chesapeake ripper ... he’s eating his victims” then it’ll hard cut to hannibal in the kitchen like this

[vapingbaby]

[jokes-i-probably-stole]

Things we’ve learned in 2021

1. A single subreddit made of trolls can break the US economy

2. A single ship and a storm can break international trade

[marlinspirkhall]

And, it’s only month three! I wonder what cool new anticapitalist skills we will unlock later.

[babyanimalgifs]

Little leaf cutter bee waking up in her tiny leaf bed 🐝 

(Source)

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

THIS BITCH LIVES INSIDE A TINY BLUNT LMAO

[lesbian-toddhoward]

STOP IT!!!!! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[indigobuntings]

rest in peace freddie mercury. you would have loved lil nas x's music video.

[anxietyproblem]

[woodrider]

Bruh this coffee I bought is so good I'm so fuckin alert rn I could probably do a math problem

[woodrider]

I don't know

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[salty-red-mage]

They did it while we were sleeping.

[afloweroutofstone]

“MONTERO (Call Me By Your Name)” is not at all my type of music but it has been so much fun watching prominent social conservatives try and pick a fight with Lil Nas X over it just for him to just be like “I fucked your dad”

[dragonpaint]

[lobotomycas]

*stands mezmerized in the lowes lighting fixtures section*

[lobotomycas]

god is real

[lesbianpwnieswithweapons]

Everyone who reblogged this is a moth

[theocseason4]

genie: you have 3 wishes what’s will be the first

me: i wish for jenna marbles’ dogs to be immortal

genie: that’s a pretty cool wish  you still have 3 that one was on me

[loins-0f-g0ld]

How about instead of going to work I go into the forest, summon an eldritch deity, and let it loose on the public.

[serfuzzypushover]

Trying

[finallyhaunted]

[Video of a black and white cat trying to manipulate a stemmed crystal glass of water with its paws, almost as though it wants to pick it up and drink like a human.]

[sketchdeath]

whippet

[biglawbear]

I was hoping for exactly one thing when I unmuted and I was not disappointed