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chris transguy 23 St. Louis

[hockeyheart]

[hockeyheart]

[starrynight0612]

Hockey rules I never knew about.

[tendaysago]

[girlmostlikely]

[writterings]

i was sitting with a bunch of cis people at lunch who think i’m cis and they literally had an entire conversation on how “nowadays you can’t tell who’s transgender” while i there wearing a trans pride flag t-shirt

[femonologue]

[alkimara]

I’m sobbin

[humblegrub]

sound on to hear what this child identifies a dragonfly as

[bogleech]

But he's right

[chaoskiro]

[Video ID: A video filming a dragonfly from about two meters away. You can hear a child saying:

"What is that? Is that a baby helicopter?"

A woman laughs and the child says more insistently:

"What IS that?"

End video ID]

[beardedmrbean]

Marbles

[i-am-dulaman]

[killtheteendream]

The funny thing about all those “Tumblr is back” articles is that if you’re active on here you’d have no idea if it even suffered a dip in popularity at all; it’s the most insular social media platform. Unlike Twitter or Instagram there really isn’t a “trending” feature that people look at or care about, you just exist in your own bubble, so for all you know outside of your handful of mutuals there could be zero other active blogs on here or a million.

[pinkpy]

remember being a kid just blissed out and utterly hypnotized by the home depot fountain displays

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

💀💀💀💀

[dykecostanza-deactivated2024112]

everybody tagging this with “you can re-use n95s!!!” is missing the point spectacularly lmao ive been wearing kn95s since march 2020 - you can re-use them within reason if you’re wearing them in short bursts to get groceries, pick up food, etc but folks who work 8-10+ hour shifts in medicine, public transport, food service, education, retail, etc and who have been forced to return to work by this administration should absolutely not be expected to re-use any disposable mask more than once and the fact that a single n95 is all the richest country in the history of the world can offer any of us three years into a pandemic is a fucking disgrace

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

Two bite brownies?? Don’t tell me how many bites to take per brownie, Trader Joe’s, okay for me, they’re zero bite brownies. I suck those things down like a BURMESE PYTHON

[outofcontextchrisfleming]

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[ellacardy]

adult: "i don't swear like that either i would never say that in front of him i'm not lying to you"

child: "SHUT UP BITCH"

adult: "babe--"

[matt-t-deactivated20160615]

[weirdfact]

USA Cultural Regions Map

[theoneandonlyredrobin]

This is super cool

[fabulesque]

For non-Americans: this is actually accurate and reflects how Americans understand ourselves and regional identities. These aren’t official labels, but they’re not totally made up either.

[sophie531896273240810891]

i spent $32 on this fucking bowl at the moma and at first i felt bad buying it bc it was so expensive but ive had a terrible day today and every time i look at my lil bowl im like :o) you know what. i can get through anything with this bowl by my side

[sophie531896273240810891]

i literally get what marie kondo was talking about now

[sophie531896273240810891]

bc everyone keeps requesting to see it filled :)

[lew-basnight]

I don’t know how long I’ve been here. Time seems to pass differently. But the place is cozy and private so I have no complaints. And whenever I’m hungry, I go outside with my bowl and walk down the hill to the shore. Sometimes the lake is made of soup. Sometimes it’s huge pasta noodles the size of barges. Sometimes it’s breakfast cereal. Sometimes it’s dumplings the size of great whales. I dip my little bowl and take a portion and carry it back up to the house.

Today I found a new bowl! In its center is a little hill with a little house. I will carry it down to the shore and fill it up, and whomever lives in that little house can have a tiny portion of my meal. I hope they have a nice bowl to put it in..

[ir0n-angel]

[memewhore]

[ew-lour]

They De-Tumblrized Ms. Frizzle

[malaesthetic]

@transfagsculine​

#how do yall whitewash a white woman 

why would you leave this in the tags lmao

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Allow me to explain:

[raevenlywrites]

Everyone dropping this pic

And talking about how the new frizz her is her niece, allow me to do a direct side by side instead

These are STILL not the same woman. Where is the icon fashion, the earrings (the chameleon, which might be in the new show idk I haven't watched it), the prominent hooked nose, the broader shoulders, the volume to her hair, the LIFE IN HER EYES

This frizzle looks like she's been called into the school board for inappropriate behavior and dress one too many times and has been broken.

Also others have said it before me but I couldn't find it in the scroll backs but they whitewashed all the kids too. They same face syndromed everyone to either be easier to draw or be more ambiguous so as not to offend or both or something, and it just makes me sad

[raevenlywrites]

Fuck it I did the digging cause I'm still mad

[teenjournalist]

Child with no precise strength-control opens bag of sunchips, killed by the resulting shrapnel

[funny-tik-toks]

Thera the deaf ferret gets a surprise!

[mumble--bee]

😲

[kimmycup]

This is what PURE JOY looks like.

[roseverdict]

ah, to be a deaf ferret surprised with an avalanche of toys…