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I'm Madi 💖 my art blog is octo-pies! She/23/Bi/Sagittarius

[zorya]

Son of the White Mare / Fehérlófia (1981) dir. Marcell Jankovics

[thatgirlinthesweater]

introduced in August??? Why hasn't it moved through yet??

[weepycat]

we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’

[weepycat]

it’s goop!

[weepycat]

GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!

[weepycat]

nearly five years ago… since then, mama goop has aged significantly, and as she nears the end of her life, she’s been given a cushy retirement alongside her beloved husband, papa pumpkin. for everyone who remembers this post, the goop troop sends their regards

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

was talking to a group of various non-americans and I was trying to explain the concept of a BB gun, and I think every subsequent clarification made it sound so much worse

[aromantic-goldfishdeactivated202]

The conversation featured such hits as "it's like, a kiddie gun. Well that sounds bad" "no no, like, a gun for babies. Not actually babies, like, I got one when I was tenish?" "IT WAS A GIFT MY PARENTS DIDN'T GIVE ME A GUN" "I mean, I wasn't good at using it" "it was PINK it was a baby gun i swear" "It's not dangerous- ....it's not.... that dangerous...." "no I mean i wasn't good at using it but I wasn't shooting anyone with it" "yeah our uncle would take us down to the river and throw cans in the river and then we'd try to shoot them. that sounds bad. i mean, we weren't shooting at people" "okay yeah my brother got shot but he was fine it was fine he didn't even have to go to the hospital" "yeah our neighbor shot him ITS FINE our neighbor was also a kid" "no yeah no its fine he was fine lol"

i don't think i convinced them that getting a bb gun as a kid was fine and chill, weirdly enough.

[narwhalsarefalling]

just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

[narwhalsarefalling]

in my defense:

and:

its very hard to tell for someone who only kind-of reads Japanese and just saw the component for "sake flask" (酉) and, rightfully assumed, that the bottle that said sake was probably sake.

[squirrelstone]

No no, you don’t get to hide this in the tags

[juicedaloe]

so i've been listening to the warrior cats audiobooks and there's this scene where fireheart is explaining to bramblepaw and tawnypaw that their father tigerstar is a traitor and it's really dramatic and ends with bramblepaw getting upset and running away but at the beginning it said that fireheart tucked his paws under him so all i could think about was how he was loafing

i drew fanart ^

[sacred-portal]

[vague-humanoid]

[st-just]

The average tumblr user is ostensibly in favor of multiculturalism and universal tolerance but also has the bone-deep certainty that there is one Correct set of etiquette to follow in all situations and anyone who doesn't understand and accept it should be viciously mocked like the unpopular kids in a 1980s teen comedy.

[indigosfindings]

questions at film festival director Q&As are like

"when the main character says she likes bread, does this mean that she likes bread?"

"is this movie based on true events that happened to you irl?"

"is the villain based on a real person? could you verbally confirm the identity of the real person you based the villain on, publicly and on record?"

"this movie reminds me of some other movie. does it also remind You of that movie?"

"this film was shot with a camera. do you think im intelligent for noticing this?"

"did you Suffer while working on this movie? how much did you Suffer?"

"sequel???????????????"

"some of the characters are pretty nuanced & gray. should i Like them, or should i Dislike them?"

and then if it's a "foreign film" you get all of those and also:

"what's it like in your exotic foreign homeland?"

"frightening & disturbing things happen in this movie, does that stuff happen every minute of every day in your exotic foreign homeland?"

"did your Oppressive Culture make it more difficult to make a movie?"

[patricia-taxxon]

i saw a grouping of short films at the last festival I attended, there was some fiction and a couple mini-documentaries, but the last one was a very wry humorous thing that felt a bit like a youtube skit, it centered around a guy being bribed by the contents of a briefcase that we don't get to see. all the short film directors got on stage for the q&a and im not kidding when i say EVERY question was for the last guy, and everyone was pressing for him to explain what was in the briefcase. it was fucking agonizing.

[mimi-maru]

[moonrpg]

die girlies reading this 🥰

[moonrpg]

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

[punkrock-bottom]

The girlies reading this post

[anton--rayne]

started bocchi the rock

[anton--rayne]

i think shes autistic

[anton--rayne]

woah..

[anton--rayne]

wauw..

[tsukinoinaba]

@demilypyro

[wheeloffortune-design]

the tenants before us were dentists.

every month or so, a thick, glossy, full color catalogue lands in my mailbox, full of dentist chairs, dentist lamps, dentist tables and dentist art to put on the walls of your dentist waiting room.

(the catalogue makes for a great bird toy, my babies take at least a week to reduce it to shreds.)

i've received ads full of smiles full of teeth, addressed to doctor and doctor so and so. they just keep coming and i'm too exhausted to do anything about it.

thing is, it was just something funny, a cute anecdote. look at my new dentist catalogue! i'll order the reclining chair on page 24, the one that costs 8000$, it would look cute in the living room.

and then earlier tonight (around 3AM, yes i was awake) a pipe of our dishwasher decided to disconnect. (yes we'd just started a load, our upstairs neighbor is deaf, no guilt whatsoever, when you're depressed most of the time you clean when the energy comes and sometimes it's on friday night 3am)

anyway. it's earlier tonight, at 3h15 AM, that I found myself in front of the fuse box in the basement, water cascading around me, panicking, trying to find the kitchen switch to turn off everything electric

and.

the switches were labeled.

dentist lamp 1

dentist lamp 2

x-ray

waiting room

dentist lamp 3

..

oh. oh no.

anyway, dentists are monsters.

[wheeloffortune-design]

for those who worry: everything is okay now. the pipe has been fixed, the kitchen is dry, the electricity is back, the people are fed, the landlord is updated

and that damn fuse box is now CORRECTLY LABELED

[wheeloffortune-design]

X-Ray

Work desk

Plug Dark room

Lights

Blue unit

(same as 4)

Green unit

Dentist lamp

Lab

AC

(same as 9)

Emergency lights

Plug Dark room

Plug hygiene

Floor (door)

(same as 14)

Op room 1-2

Panorex

Op room 1-2

(same as 18)

Floor (reception)

Vacuum

Waiting room

(same as 22)

Basement lights

Contractor for compress.

(same as 25)

Dentist lamp

Basement plug

Sound system

Compressor

Plug counter

(same as 31)

(same as 32)

Plug floor left

Plug phone

Plug floor right

---

Plug basement

---

...

I need you to know that this is a really normal apartment. The first floor and half finished basement of a regular duplex. Two bedrooms, a living room, a kitchen, a bathroom. Absolutely normal apartment. Now you can also understand how insane this is.

[wheeloffortune-design]

Insane update about the ex-tennants were dentists saga.

I have a cavity I need to deal with ASAP so I googled dentists near me.

GOOGLE GIVES ME MY OWN ADDRESS.

[foldingfittedsheets]

I told my coworker that I was struggling to start working on my comic because setting up the laptop is somehow a very cumbersome mental task despite being very quick and easy.

She said, “Oh, how do you set it up?”

I narrowed my eyes at what was clearly a trick for my own good but it genuinely made setting up easier.

Later that day she told me she needed to put up a window cling but didn’t want to.

I said, “Oh, how do they go up?”

She narrowed her eyes at what was clearly a trick but I could still see her pride in me using her gambit against her so quickly.

[moniquill]

[pocket-deer-belly]

I feel like media got so much worse once i started just like. Taking a mental note of how many stories are about a dude’s dead wife and/or daughter, and said death motivating him to go do whatever the plot needs him to do

[pocket-deer-belly]

It’s misogyny. It’s misogyny, if they were/stayed alive they’d have to be written with a convincing level of internality, and would likely have opinions about our male protagonists’ actions. Fuck, they might like, idk, take action themselves. And that’s hard to write. It’s the tragic equivalent of the damsel in distress, it’s a way of removing women from stories, making them a victim of the narrative. You can call it misogyny. This isn’t about grief, this is a narrative shorthand to justify sending a guy to go do the plot. If it’s ever about grief the author is kidding themselves.

[ironmyrmidon]

Thinking about how many Breaking Bad fans hated Walter's wife, because she got mad about the whole drug dealing thing.