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shirubaistudios

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mori--calliope

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ocfos

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nyanbakudan

snake?

SNAKE?!

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banshees-deactivated20180812

squiggly-squigs

@pazzthemudkip

fujoshiwarrior

Girls who say things like “umm straight girls? have u considered girls. guys r ugly potatoes” are the lesbian version of Nice Guys™

handmed0wnart

creepy-ass lesbian: have u considered girls? guys r ugly potatoes

me, a bisexual: no fuck off

pigeonlesbian

lesbian: have you ever tried loving women in a society where the default is being straight and its all youve known all your life because its whats acceptable and ‘normal’ ?

these people: ugh fucking disgusting dykes, theyre just like creepy ass sexual-harassers and i am so woke for realizing that lesbians are basically straight men

dare-i-say-asexual

Lesbian: haha oh man guys are ugly idk how straight girls do it

These freaks: wow lesbians are just like predatory sexual harassers

discoursehour

Lesbian: I’m a lesbian and therefore am not attracted to men

These assholes: ew a dyke totally hit on me and i feel so dirty now like they are all just sexual predators lol

tenitchyfingers

Are y’all being functionally illiterate on purpose or…?

discoursehour

this post literally says if a lesbian asks a girl if she likes girls thats being creepy and predatory. the fact that straight is thought to be the “”default”” kinda sucks to being with and saying a lesbian asking if a girl ever thought about girls in a not-so-straight way is being predatory is??? like how the fuck else are we supposed to find out if a girl isn’t straight??

tenitchyfingers

Are you at all aware that actual straight girls exist Also do not switch the cards around because y'all pull this shit where you demean men as love interests CONSTANTLY, on top of acting like girls owe you shit like sex and romance just because you’re women too. Like, woah, what about some girls actually like men and not you and it’s not…. fucking lesbophobia but just a sexual orientation different from yours? What about some girls would appreciate having their sexuality not demeaned and their spaces respected the way you want yours to not be demeaned and your personal spaces respected? What about you ask other girls who actually might be wlw whether they wanna date you? Like at gay clubs or LGBT spaces or whatever? I know, it’s such a wild concept! But if you know a girl is straight then why the hell would you pressure her into liking you? What even. Anyway, the post was about lesbians acting like men are automatically lesser romantic partners and girls are superior when we know for a FACT girls can be fucking awful abusive pieces of shit too.

And for the record: I am not in any way, shape or form straight. I’m just very fucking annoyed at the disrespect and entitlement to other girls’ bodies I’ve seen from y'all on this website.

alaija

They aren’t the lesbian version of a “nice guy”, they at least are after women who are ostensibly straight. They are the homosexual female version of that guy who thinks he can turn you straight if only you have sex with him.

They may actually be worse than political lesbians…

princessbubblegumandjustice

Straight girl: I am straight and don’t appreciate being pressured into dating women

Butthurt lesbians: Wow, uh, look at this lesbophobia

ratherine

Lesbians: omg straight girls men are ugli date us beautiful girls Straight women: No thanks. Lesbians: omg you’re accepting the patriarchy you didn’t understand me we’re just say how do you do it stop harassing me!

pussy-lemonade

“ARE YOU AWARE THAT ACTUAL STRAIGHT GIRLS EXIST?” 😂😂😂 like……i already reblogged this post breaking all this down hut everytime I come across it gets richer.

baehraini

lesbians: wow guys are ugly and we can’t comprehend that there are women Actually attracted to them!

these freaks: lol lesbians are just sexual predators and just like straight men and do u guys know that straight women exist???! stop oppressing us!!!

maliciousbugman

No means no, bitch. Quit trying to pressure straight women into mashing your rotten deli meat.

baehraini

i dont want no straight girls near me u ugly ass lesbophobe

maliciousbugman

Don’t hate lesbians. I just hate you. (This must be a weird concept for you, to hate someone on an individual level rather than everyone ever of one trait.)

baehraini

kinda weird that u hate someone u don’t know especially when u thought my comment was me stating i want to “pressure straight women into mashing [my] rotten deli meat”, which, nice misogyny btw but i have a girlfriend and im not interested in straight women nor have i met a single lesbian that feels anything other than confusion over what’s appealing to them about men ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. learn to read and maybe learn to not be an ugly lesbophobe and misogynist next time. just because im gay doesn’t mean im interested in anyone with a vag.

maliciousbugman

> kinda weird that u hate someone u don’t know

kinda like hating all men or straight women, right? But that’s something only, like, the most monumental of mongoloids would do.

> which, nice misogyny btw

For making fun of you alone? You’re not all women or lesbians.

> but i have a girlfriend

A Bad Dragon and your self-loathing do not actually combine into another human being, sorry to say.

> nor have i met a single lesbian that feels anything other than confusion over what’s appealing to them about men ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

maybe you should try talking to more than the five people you see on Tumblr then, sweetcheeks. You live in the most astonishing tunnel vision ever, and that’s saying something considering how many people I’ve talked to on this fucking site.

Straight women like men (and most lesbians I know don’t fear all men) because they don’t live in fear of the boogeyman caricature Tumblrinas have constructed to represent them.

Try going outside.

> maybe learn to not be an ugly lesbophobe and misogynist next time

Lesson learned already. I’m not an ugly lesbophobe and misogynist, I’m a devestatingly handsome lesbophobe and misogynist.

Gettin’ all the honies you want to force yourself upon.

baehraini

oh nice racism/ableism with that mongoloid comment lmao

and if you need to make lewd comments mocking vulvas to specifically “make fun of” me then yeah, it’s misogynistic. if you make assumptions that someone’s soooooo desperate for straight women’s attention because they’re a lesbian, then yeah, you’re a lesbophobe. not hard to comprehend dude.

and i do have a gf but lol okay i don’t care to argue with some loser over my life.

don’t call me sweetcheeks. and ive talked to countless lesbians lol. ive yet to meet one that’s thirsty for straight girls rather than actually afraid of being used by one or worried that a woman they’re into or getting with is straight. maybe you need to actually listen to what lesbians are saying seeing as you somehow thought me saying lesbians merely don’t understand what straight women see in men as “wow I’m so thirsty for straight women, I so desperately want to leave my gf who loves me for a straight woman that isn’t even attracted to me!”

thanks for admitting to being a misogynist and lesbophobe tho. it’s annoying when your kind (ie prejudiced men) make it so obvious but insist on denying it. maybe go back to 4chan? you know you’re welcome there as a childish homophobic and misogynistic man!

maliciousbugman

Sorry, no “isms” here except your autism.

You’re hella delusional if you don’t see the thirst in the replies above who are getting offended at being called out for their creeper shit.

My remarks are not misogynistic, I’m not disparaging you for being a woman; ditto for lesbophobia (or lack thereof). I can’t believe you can’t grasp this (although your grasp on reality is tenuous anyway so it kinda makes sense, actually).

And by you talking to “countless” lesbians, I am to assume that you mean anything above ten. I guess they don’t teach you to count higher than that until after kindergarten.

baehraini

you proved yourself wrong with your ableist ~comeback~ so good one.

there’s… no thirst there, you’re just a lesbophobe. maybe lesbians don’t like being stereotyped as creepy and predatory because of how lesbophobic that is? lmao.

“Im not disparaging you for being a woman, I’m just making fun of qualities you have because you’re female!” okay Bob

yeah im totally in kindergarten. yeah i totally know only 10 lesbians while somehow you, as a straight man, just know every lesbian there is, right?

u can fuck off now, im not here to have petty bickering with some dude that acts like an edgy 12 year old that thinks being lesbophobic, misogynistic, and ableist is a Sick Burn. you’re making 0 arguments and are just insulting me for no reason as if id care what some random sad dudebro thinks.

maliciousbugman

>maybe lesbians don’t like being stereotyped as creepy and predatory because of how lesbophobic that is?

So… it’s shitty to inherently profile people based on the way they’re born? You don’t say.

> you’re just a lesbophobe

Where do you get this idea that I hate lesbians? Again, I just dislike you and the thirsty idiots above trying to undermine straight women’s sexuality.

I love lesbians. My PornHub history is very much proof of this.

> Im not disparaging you for being a woman, I’m just making fun of qualities you have because you’re female!

So when I make fun of my friend by calling the size/function of his penis into question, am I disparaging him for being a man, or disparaging all men? Think very intently about your answer here.

> while somehow you, as a straight man, just know every lesbian there is, right?

No. Because I don’t the hubris or narrow mind to believe that my anecdotal experiences are universal proofs. Unlike you.

> im not here to have petty bickering with some dude

and yet your trash replies litter my fucking dashboard.

> as if id care what some random sad dudebro thinks

(refer to my previous edgy quip)

baehraini

yes.

already explained where i “got the idea”. scroll up. reread. fetishising us isn’t loving us, creep.

im not your friend. making fun of a woman you don’t know by talking about her genitals is not only creepy but misogynistic.

cool. i didn’t do that. keep trying.

then block me. blacklist me. if it’s trash then stop littering your dashboard more? it’s easy lol.

maliciousbugman

man, lesbians take jokes as well as they take dicks

ninja-pyro

outofcontextdnd

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trappedinavelociraptor

#this is one hundred percent iconic

outofcontextdnd

Guess this counts as a greatest hits?

outofcontextdnd

Can I scream so loud that I get echolocation?

-Our Barbarian (via outofcontextdnd)

outofcontextdnd

You’ve contracted death from your very poor culinary decisions.

Our DM (via outofcontextdnd)

outofcontextdnd

Is fisting considered sleight of hand?

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outofcontextdnd

Is the narrator flirting with me?

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outofcontextdnd

I solved your giant man puzzle. The solution was to stop being a horse.

Our druid (via outofcontextdnd)

zookeeperproblems

How bird people see birds…

How everyone else sees birds…

rightsmarts

thespectacularspider-girl

Thoughts on the production team of Deadpool 2 blaming forced diversity for what happened with the motorcycle incident?

Its stupid.

You think there are many black, female stunt women who specialize in high speed motorcycle stunts? No. Stunt work is extremely dangerous, black people only make up 12% of the US population and you’re demanding an additional specialization on top of that.

It isn’t a “lack of diversity” that did this. Its like demanding you hire a 7 foot tall, professional Japanese basketball player who specializes in 3 point shots. You’re just not going to have a lot of fucking options.

Lets not mince words here. They wanted a black female stunt woman for ideological reasons. And so they lowered the bar, several times over, to get what they want. And it got the woman killed.

This would be EXACTLY like if your fire station wanted more female firefighters, so they lowered the physical requirements by several steps. And then you fucking blame “lack of diversity” when she couldn’t pull a person out of a burning fire and she burned to death because of it.

archivedtdp-deactivated20240111

Wait, this actually happened? Holy shit, that’s insane.

kamiyu910

Yeah it is insane. I had an electrician tell me his company tried to lower the standards to get more women in but they kept getting hurt because they weren’t trained as well.

fitotrd

“They wanted a black female stunt woman for ideological reasons. And so they lowered the bar “

Uhh isnt it common practice to get a stunt double that looks like your actor?

kamiyu910

Typically, but if the only one they could find is someone who is not suited to the job, for safety reasons they should have chosen someone else

fitotrd

Another main actress or another stunt double? Domino isnt like Wade she isnt easily masked so I am sure that they found the best available. That being said I read the article regarding this and they said the problem was that there wasn’t many black female stunt riders and that it was the problem because they had no choice but use someone with no real show experience but plenty riding experience which should be enough in reality. Hell this is part of the reason why I think scarlo gets so much work, shes bland as fuck.

kamiyu910

Another stunt double, since we have the technology to make anyone look like anyone else these days and most actresses/actors don’t do their own stunts like that. People were expecting her to crash, they knew this was going to happen, saying she wasn’t experienced enough. If someone isn’t suited to the job, they shouldn’t do it, especially if there’s such a big risk of death involved, and with stunts, that’s a big risk. They can get in serious trouble over this, though we’ll see if they do.

fitotrd

‘The worker had been rehearsing a stunt scene that involved driving a motorcycle, Dictate 939 Hyperstrada, out of the open doors of a building, across a concrete pad and down a ramp that had been built over three stairs and coming to a stop on the stair landing.’ Source Seems easy enough for a fist timer that can handle a bike and to be frank I put it on the same level as below.

John Bernecker IMDb lists more than 90 stunt credits since 2009 for Bernecker, including the recent features Black Panther, Logan, Get Out, The Fate of the Furious and The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 2. He also was featured in a 2014 episode of the web series Behind the Stunts. Watch a 2016 reel of Bernecker’s stunt work below.

I blame this more on the producers not being smart enough to plan ahead on a heavy action based movie like this. Then again I guess they didnt want to hire a white guy

kamiyu910

I read this one: http://archive.is/TUrSH

Which states:

Sources tell The Hollywood Reporter that crew members alerted producers that Harris was too inexperienced to safely pull off the stunt, noting her previous crashes on practice runs, but were ignored because producers felt an African-American woman needed to perform the stunt for accurate representation. (Harris was standing in for Atlanta’s Zazie Beetz, who plays Domino, in the scene.) Though Harris was a licensed racer, Deadpool 2 was her first film and the accident occurred during her first live take.

“I cringed every time she went out. Like, when is she going to crash?” a stuntperson who trained with Harris tells THR, saying they left the film after producers failed to listen to concerns. “They were warned, yes!” According to the crew, Harris was the second choice for the stunt because the first hire struggled on the motorcycle in rehearsals.

One stunt coordinator who spoke with Deadpool 2 crew members says that producers risked Harris’s life by wanting Beetz to have a racially correct double: “The producers put pressure to have somebody of the same sex and ethnicity in a position she wasn’t qualified to be in. The stunt coordinators caved to the pressure. All the stunt people could do was take it to their higher-ups. They’re going to follow their chain of command.” THR’s sources believe that producers having few options for an experienced black female stuntwoman is endemic of Hollywood’s whiteness across all fields. In 2014, the issue made headlines when Gotham attempted to use a white stuntwoman in blackface as a stand-in for a black actress despite union opposition to such practices; the show eventually cast a black stuntwoman and said it “made a mistake.”

On Deadpool 2, “if the movie’s producers had to go outside of the normal stunt community to find someone who was both qualified and resembles the actress, that speaks to a problem of lack of diversity of stunt performers,” a contributor to the annual “Hollywood Diversity Report” tells THR.

Here’s another more recent article on it (yeah, I know, vox) https://www.vox.com/culture/2017/8/24/16189896/deadpool-2-stunt-fatality-joi-sj-harris-update

NY Daily says: “To say an unqualified person was put in this position is absolutely untrue,” the source told Deadline. “She was the best candidate for the job.”

So it’s hard to say. I know how Hollywood is all too well, so both sides can be believable, or not.

fitotrd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFwjfSM-tG4 1:26 is what I expected the stunt to be. Jobs like these are like pro racers. Every single day at work can be death but you expect your drivers or stunt crew to be able to perform. Yes I get it that people around her were on shaky legs but I dont believe that this woman wasn’t given a choice. Also, In the story I attached it said that she had completed the task 4 times before the incident. Conflicting reports which is really important in this case. I guess its the whole give the kid a break if he does well great he doesn’t hopefully he doesnt die, and in this case it didnt end well. Its the choice thing that gets me here. It was risk/reward for the woman. She would be the main call for AA actress roles in the future kind of deal.

kamiyu910

Yeah. The whole situation just really sucks on so many levels.

I know it was her choice, but if there were issues that the producers/directors/etc ignored, then that’s another problem altogether, since it should be in their best interest to ensure the safety of everyone.

It really doesn’t help that we need 6% of the entire US population to help fill these roles. There aren’t that many stunt people to begin with, with how dangerous it is (I can’t find an actual number right now on how many there are). I can’t blame her for wanting to do it. Were I in that position, I would have done the same.

One of the biggest things to remember about riding a motorcycle, too, is that it’s not “if” you lay the bike down, it’s “when” and how bad.

luna-cry

The producers are legally obligated to do a safety check and then veto any unsafe practices. Her choice is irrelevant because she doesn’t have any overall decision making power in the scheme of the production. That’s why there are supervisors and if they said no, she’d follow it. She wasn’t responsible for what happened. Junior stunt people are reliant on their more experienced supervisors to put their foot down and that never happened here. Sadly it killed someone.

If there were concerns then a) it either shouldn’t have gone ahead or b) had someone doppelgang in with either CGI or makeup to make it safe or c) rewrote the script to exclude the stunt. They really don’t have an excuse. They’ll get sued into next week for this and rightly so. Workplace injuries or deaths are almost always preventable and given that numerous people foresaw something bad happening and tried to tell people… I can only hope that the production company is smart enough to just pay out and do what they can to help her family instead of trying to argue the point.

thespectacularspider-girl

For people saying “She was a motorcycle racer so she was qualified”. No.

Apparently she was used to racing much smaller, not as fast bikes. This is like saying you’re an expert at racing with a sports car and expecting you to race in the F150.

She flubbed the first two practice shots and they still used her anyway for the live shot. And, predictably, she was killed on the first try.

This was 100% ideological. And that also makes me think that the casting of Domino was also ideological.

ninja-pyro

also she had to wear a wig to look like the afro the actress has that the character in the books does not have, they might have been able to get away with a helmet if it wasnt for the hair

amascomet

am I hallucinating

weirdgoth-deactivated20171031

wow! great! teaching kids their very first strawman argument and forever internalizing young minorities that they shouldnt speak out about their oppression! this sucks!

thalassomania

is this real?? this can’t be real. it fucking sucks. why.

glolb

its like. they want SO MUCH to be a cool hip adult show but this is a children’s show. its smart, has clever writing and great characters and this - as well as being so vile as to teach the message that people calling people out oppression and such are just doing to to look cool and big themselves up - is bad. its not subtle, its just “HEE HEE SJWS, AMIRITE!!????”. sorry, but most of the target demographic for tawog shouldnt know what sjws are. that completely unsubtle, unfunny, unoriginal joke was made to attract the attention of edgy teens who love to rebel against uuh equality just to look hip. its just so disappointing. fuck this.