Floating in the Sea

Tracer, They/Them

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[fascinationex]

Whirl says 'FIRST of all,' and then he just shoots you because he doesn't have anything planned next

[hood-ex]

Nightwing (Vol. 4) #137

[beholdingslut]

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

HOLY SHIT GUYS, I WAS INSPIRED BY THIS POST TO TRY MAKE THE SONG AND YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE THE SCREAM I SCRUMPT WHEN I DRAGGED THE TRAINING AUDIO OVER THE BACKING TRACK AND IT LINED UP PERFECTLY

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Tempted to actually put this on spotify so I can secretly stream it at work...

Tagging @batshit-auspol because as an Australian you're the only big account I know who might share (sorry).

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

We all have that one class that triggers our fight or flight response

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

If you’re gay it’s probably PE

[defending-harmony]

If you’re trans, it’s probably also PE

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

[chuckling-chemist]

allow me to make a refined version

(initially it said “hating PE but I rectified it to be more fitting)

[shizlor]

two types of besties

[dogposts]

big snow storm! perfect day to snooze outside

[kingsbridgelibraryteens]

Oh, what a lovely furry surprise!!!!

[greeniery]

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this

[briarhearts-art]

i like to think they're a migraine couple 🐟

prowl frequently has migraines due to overclocking his battle computer; it overheats often enough that he has to constantly replace his cooling fans so that his processor doesn't melt in his head </3

as for blaster, his sensitive optics mean he experiences something similar to an ocular migraine. bright or flashing lights are hard on his optics, which is why he usually wears a visor!

[rodi-16]

Whirl getting a hug as it must be seen.

[ruinedchildhood]

[anachronic-cobra]

Cyber truck people trying desperately to find a redeeming quality in their glorified cardboard box: it... It has doors. They open. Glov comportmnt

[aqueerkettleofish]

The Toyota lady deserves an oscar for keeping a straight face as long as she did.

[beetlesprout]

whirling around in circles until his little feet fall off

[teaboot]

Do you think Clark Kent's first few major articles were about the continued presence of lead pipes in parts of Metropolis' water system

[teaboot]

(Average Metropolis reader after investigative reporter C. Kent's 452nd article on yet another case of landlords/business owners/factories' continued use of lead pipes/paint/gas/glass knowingly exposing the public to dangerously toxic lead levels) what the fuck happened to this guy

[teaboot]

One day Bruce Wayne mentions in an interview that heroes like Superman are overrated, as the most effective way to reduce crime is to provide public resources and improve local infrastructure, then cites how neighboring city Metropolis has effectively lowered their violent crime by 13% after addressing their outdated water system and investing low income housing. the reporter conducting the interview suddenly starts looking a little uncomfortable

[teaboot]

To be clear, Clark is still a fantastic investigative reporter. He still has to track down the sources to prove all this shit

[teaboot]

"Who, Clark Kent? Yeah, we're pretty sure he's a Meta. Is he a superhero? Like what, "Lead-detector guy"? "Captain pipes?" Don't get me wrong, he's a great guy and it's a handy trick, but it's lead detection, not laser vision. He's not about to go running around in tights any time soon."

[sindri42]

I just love the idea of a cape maintaining their secret identity by pretending to be a completely different and less impressive kind of parahuman.

[roach-works]

everyone assumes that kent is so squirrely around superheros because he’s just desperately hoping not to be conscripted to the JLA to fix their plumbing

[teaboot]

Local Metropolis Reporter Publically Recognized For Contributions To The City; Awarded Medal Of Distinction

[championofdnd]

They tried to get superman to present the medal but he was offended at being called "overrated" in comparison to Clark so he declined

[teaboot]

Counter offer: Bruce Wayne disguised as Superman

[teaboot]

beating this dead horse with memes

[daily-lost-light]

Day 59 Gaming

[nixscriptum]

[anxeious]

[poobletoods]

i call this phenomenon "god hates me"