Getting friends in to musicals is hard because when they ask what itās about you have to be like ā15 year olds having sexā or āa plant from outer space that takes over the worldā or āteenagers killing people for funā or āAlexander Hamiltonā
ā7 minorities deal with crushing poverty and the looming specter of death by being a dick to their landlordā
āSesame Street, but like⦠for adultsā
āThis one time in the 1830s a bunch of college students decided to fight the entire French government andā¦it didnāt go very well.ā
āArgentinian gold digger teaches her country the joys of fascism.ā
āDisfigured guy in the friendzone thinks his student owes him a relationship for teaching her how to sing.ā
āWoman who sucks at being a nun becomes a homewrecker, flees from the Nazis with new family.ā
āpresidential assassinsāĀ
āThe ridiculously complicated love lives of anthropomorphic trains.ā
The Newsboysā Strike of 1899.
The secret life of cats
A factory that makes shoes, for drag queens.
A dance audition where whoever has the best childhood trauma story gets a speaking role.
Organ repossession
Jesusā Crucifixion, set to funky rock
The first two Evil Dead movies condensed into one coherent plot and youāre the one who gets sprayed in blood.
So there are these monksā¦
So these two guys are writing a musical and get two of their friends to take part in itā¦
Ok, so like everything above, and a lot of Shakespeare jokes, mashed together.
Hey kids, letās put on a show in a barn
All the people who have ever tried to kill a President of the United States hanging out together.
Somehow a love triangle is more important than the entire French Revolution.
A hard-boiled crime novelist invents a really incompetent detective and then they yell at each other
Teen girl in the Wild West shoots lots of guns
Class differences in the colonial Caribbean leads to a girl turning into a tree
Jesus and friends set to lighter funky rock
An Aristophanes comedy but with references to the Bush administrationsā lies about the Iraq war
a con man successfully swindles an entire town out of their money for weeks and does not experience a single consequence
Some of my favorites:
Preislamic iraqi prince falls in love with a conmanās daughter because he likes shiny objects, this leads to a major political figure being drowned at a party.
Shakespeare, but with a lot of secret gay pining songs thrown in.
Vanilla kids accidentally crash a BDSM party
The entire works of the Grimm Brothers, happening at the same time.
Lovestruck idiots on a boat
Conman thinks he can scam a librarian. Failing that, he attempts to teach Iowans music.
ā¦and thatās not even getting into the stuff thatās actually for kids, which is even weirder.




























