Ambitchious

she/they, eternally struggling.

[honeybeelover]

like no I don't want Vegas to win, but I do think it would be incredibly funny if Mitch won a stanley cup his first year after leaving Toronto.

[beauvilliers]

Stanley Cup Playoffs 2026: Round 1, Game 5 Philadelphia Flyers @ Pittsburgh Penguins | April 26, 2026

[aftersunsz]

Kris Letang’s son is born to be a comedian, forced to be a hockey player

[shockapple]

I just wanted an excuse to toss Mako off🤪

[moonlight-ba3]

OHHH HE WAS MADDD

[sadmortician]

wanted to draw my beautiful wife dana evans because she’s coming back to me in 4 days <3

[fiery-blues]

ISA????!!

[alexisneverokay]

chat is this a normal and heterosexual way to react to your smoking hot attending(s) performing a delicate procedure that you're observing?

[science-hoes]

biblically accurate joy kwon and jack abbot

[starspangledsteeve]

possibly best pic of all time featuring Whitaker’s siblings looking like his angel and devil on each shoulder

[sansa-stark-is-me]

Old Nan quite literally lives rent-free in every Stark child’s brain like the original Northern horror podcast. It’s hilarious because she wasn’t even trying to be scary that was just her bedtime routine. Other Westerosi kids got lullabies; the Stark kids got: “Once, my sweet summer child, the Others came and the sun died and everyone you love turned into ice-zombies anyway, sleep tight :)”

And the thing is… it sticks. Every single Stark kid, no matter where they are, no matter what trauma they’re experiencing, will suddenly remember one of her nightmare fables at the WORST possible moment.

She turned Winterfell into a place where the past is alive, where the Long Night is not a myth but a warning, where names like “the Last Hero” or “the Night’s King” sit in the back of your skull until the moment you realize maybe she wasn’t making anything up at all. Old Nan didn’t traumatize them accidentally she prepared them. In her own crooked, spooky way, she gave every Stark child the education they actually needed to survive the story they were about to enter.

[rylandsgrace]

Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.

Hollanov + season 1 timeline

[shanerozy]

ilya's baby ♥

[fuckrozanov]

the “i don’t know that side of you at all” line is so underappreciated because it’s really the first time ilya has revealed an insecurity to shane, something so ingrained in him by his father that he wears it like a second skin, and he positions it as a light-hearted joke but shane doesn’t get why he would say that about himself. shane meets him head-on, so earnest and sweet: i don’t know that side of you at all. i only know that you have put in relentless work to hone your craft and dominate your career. i pour everything into this sport and you’re the only one who can keep up—how could you be lazy. i made you pursue me for two years before we had sex and you never stopped. you could have anyone; you put in the work for me. every time we fuck you give and give and give. you’ve learned my body and figured out what i need because i never let myself. i don’t know that side of you at all.

[shanehollancler]

Do you think Shane had ever been with anyone prior to that encounter?

[doesephs]

if you see a bitch on the slopes with a bad bob that is NOT kevin day. go the other way.

[icecreamsandwichofficial]

Rose Landry highest self esteem of all time. she has mediocre sex a couple times with a guy who seems not all that into it and goes "hm. Well, I'M definitely not the problem. the only possible answer is that he is Gay."

impeccable reasoning, no notes.