Sensitive Bore.

I am Rachel. I don't play games because my life is already fun and I don't like jokes because my life is already funny. Boredom is for the boring. Welcome to my mediocre blog.

[exu-lan-sis]

guys i got free food for being gay tonight and the receipt literally says “fellow lesbians” on it this is gay privilege

[exu-lan-sis]

i could not make this up

[starbuckle]

You had to pay full price for that belly tho.

[glazecake]

[nobodyiswatchingus]

Waterfall amidst a mountain covered in ash after a volcano eruption.

Taken in Iceland. One of the most unique landscape photos I’ve ever seen.

[ocarinaanya]

I made this because my Big and I are both going out to Colorado for a church thing for like, the entire summer. I would have been scared to go alone, but family and sister and ah. Also I put it on her wall and I’m about 65% sure she cried

And also the Affirmation always makes my life better.

Edit: fixed the weird glitching. huh

[phineappleexpress-blog]

[buzzingbaby]

when will my reflection show who i am inside

[joseftheripper]

[i-wildest-dreams]

[lipstick-feminists]

[Screenshot of a tweet from Guillermo del Toro saying “The Pale Man represents all institutional evil feeding on helplessness. It’s not accidental that he is a) Pale b) a Man. He’s thriving now.” Below the text is a picture of The Pale Man from Guillermo del Toro’s movie “Pan’s Labyrinth”]

[collagesdeblesia]

Máscara embellecedora PERFECTA hecha en alemania ¡LLAME AHORA! 0059 9831 7802132

[cwote]

[aturinfortheworse]

If I could only have one pet peeve it would be this.

im  just….??? “This thing was invented when white people discovered other people making it.”  OK SURE>

ssure

[carolxdanvers]

The existence of the iPhone dates back to 2012 when my dad went to the store and brought one home.

[princekarkat]

honestly this perspective only makes sense if the imperialists that “brought back the process” literally view other races as subhuman and their cultures as naturally occurring resources just waiting to be exploited by “real” people…

[aturinfortheworse]

#which i mean… obviously #obviously this is what is going on. but come on #now i want to know the history of fruit preservation. the real history

This is good commentary! and I also want to know about these things.

ETA: I wrote about the real history of fruit preservation.

[moonwhispers]

I was never taught to keep my head above water. I swallow hurt in mouthfuls.

Zoë Lianne, “Healing Tastes Bitter” (via eveninglesbian)

[just-shower-thoughts]

Roses are an ominous symbol for love because they eventually wither away. If someone truly loves you eternally, they would give you a Nokia phone.

[tropconnu]

99% sure my soulmate is a piece of bread

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[blameaspartame-deactivated20200]

[thebootydiaries]

Jo Ann went OFF!!!!!

[mysharona1987]

[andrewoclock]

[speciesofleastconcern]

NOTORIOUS

[meatpixie-deactivated20180215]

YOU RUTH BADER BELIEVE IT

[meemsupreem]

Get it Ruth!!!!