bedbound Tumblr is therapy, right?

this is my favorite asylum 27 || Queer || Any Pronouns

[lleyksie]

let’s be primitive horses with mama

[ot0rin]

the abomination prodigy ;P been rewatching the owl house with friends and it hits just like the first time

[yesornopolls]

Do you personally know someone who is trans? friends or family, not acquaintances

Do you personally know someone who is trans?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 6 days 3 hours

[sillyfroggremlin]

people with chronic pain and chronic fatigue will be like why does it hurt and why am I so tired

[blackpyrefly]

human genders: man, woman, etc

elf genders: elf

dwarf genders: carpenter, stonemason, blacksmith, sculptor, berserker

[gallusrostromegalus]

#goblin genders: bug; rat; stick; tooth; pebble; grunt;

(tags by @ragsy)

Orc Genders: Battle Mace, Great Axe, Tax Accountant, War Hammer-

[stardustandpaperhats]

Gnome genders: knick-nack, paddy-wack, trinket, whatchamacallit, tchotchke, doodad, thingamajig

[baraphalloplastyclinic-deactiva]

I actually do think we should discourage women from becoming housewives. Do not become financially dependent on a man. That's how a lot of women ended up dead over the years. A man gets violent suddenly and you have to choose between homelessness or potentially dying at his hand because you have an enormous gap in your resume and no degrees or certifications or anything that will help you pursue a career that will allow you to be financially independent. He owns your bank account. His name is probably the one on the car. Try and leave and he can report it stolen. Where will you go then?

Don't become a housewife.

[ladyfoxfire]

And if you do become a housewife, take steps to protect yourself. Make sure you’re legally married, for starters; stay-at-home girlfriends have very little legal recourse to claim their partner’s assets in a breakup. Make sure your name is on the house deed/rental agreement, and have your car in your name, even if your spouse is paying for it. Have your spouse transfer money every month into an account solely in your name, so you can buy yourself things without needing permission, but also so you can save up to leave if needed.

If your spouse fights you on any of this, then don’t quit your job. The tradwife to poverty pipeline is real, and so is financial abuse.

[dressedupliketheking]

also, many women/people experience controlling behaviour and domestic violence from their partner for the first time during pregnancy. don’t risk thinking “he’s just stressed, it’ll get better when the baby comes” because it won’t. neither you and your child will ever be safe with that man. get out as early and safely as you can

[i-am-a-fish]

if you are hungry eat some BREAD you willl love it

[idlethyme255]

I like to think that Murderbot didn't keep a diary before the events of All Systems Red. But when it went through its internal log to create the file for Mensah, it just decided it actually quite liked journaling and kept it up.

[winduppup]

parallel play (liking and reblogging your mutual's posts but not talking to them)

[catgirldragon]

Reblog this post to parallel play with prev

[epicsause-official]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

[liebelesbe]

attaching something to an email is so scary. what if i accidentally put hard-core porn in there. i don't think i have any downloaded but what if i do and i attached it to the email. what then.

[sluttynurse]

We Are All Blocked By Mutual In Laws

[skodasforge]

The thing about Lord/Knight gay romance is that there’s no way you can cut it that doesn’t make the sex hotter. At a baseline, the Lord is allowing his subject to be his equal partner behind closed doors in a society defined by hierarchy their physical love a blaspheme against the laws of feudalism, but if the knight is dominant, they’re literally upending the fabric of society by having the Lord follow his Knight’s orders and that’s hot and if the Lord is dominant than it’s just another expression of his Knight’s sworn devotion to be at his lord’s service at all times and that’s hot and if it’s historically accurate Christianity then they’re not only desecrating and perverting the Knight’s vow, they’re making sinners of each other in the process and that’s HOT

[giveherswords]

riding the highest horse you’ve ever seen back to my glass house

[kosmogrl]

stop being nosy

[divorce-enjoyer]

well have you considered that maybe the unstoppable force is in love with the immovable object

[divorce-enjoyer]

maybe the reason one refuses to stop and the other refuses to move is because they both long for the collision

[pinkdisaster06]

Up is down, left is right, Orpheus saves Eurydice