eli (they/them)

maker of (many) mistakes

[casgirl]

Haven’t seen this on the dash yet today. Happy 9/11 everyone.

[destiel-news-channel]

[Image ID: The Destiel confession meme edited so that Dean answers 'We now have a second moon!' to Cas' 'I love you'. /End ID]

The asteroid 2024 PT5 will orbit earth for approximately 2 months until November 25. According to NASA this temporary capture will start right at this moment (September 29, 19:54 UTC) if tumblr queued this right. source link

[destiel-news-channel]

and the award for best name for 2024 PT5 goes to... @grimfeywizard

[Image ID: A screenshot of tags reading 'MOON MOON TIME'. /End ID]

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[mmelete]

[spcecowboyyy]

[the-muppet-joker-272]

censor the p*ny and this could be a masterpiece

[32degrees-deactivated20210303]

[mrbiglong3000]

yeah?? and what of it?? my hands are full and my ass is fat, you fucking wish you were me

[talisidekick]

A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

[jumpingjaverts]

whats the difference between outlaws and inlaws

[jumpingjaverts]

outlaws are wanted

[jumpingjaverts]

come on reblog this my grandma told me this joke and was convinced she was going to be famous on tumblr for it

[jumpingjaverts]

every time my mom and grandma get into an argument my grandma says “excuse me pamela i am famous on the tumbler”

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that!

[a-calico-rabbit]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

@world-heritage-posts

both. Bothisgood.

[casgirl]

Haven’t seen this on the dash yet today. Happy 9/11 everyone.

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[wizardnuke]

the kids are gonna be fine. they just happen to be incredibly annoying like every kid before them

[wizardnuke]

what does the fox say. i like trains. LEEEROY JENKINSSSSS. etc. we were all kids once. they are carrying on the tried and true god-given tradition of baffling and irritating adults. power to the children

[stardustxreverie]

My specialist doctor has specialized knowledge on my chronic illness it's almost like my GP referred me for a reason 🤯

[amygdalae]

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[ty-bayonet-betteridge]

good god this just crossed my dash in the year of our lord 2023

[jeremysknoxes]

I LIKE YOUR SHOELACES??? IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2024??

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Let’s take it to 4 million, folks!

[alt-menu]

almost there!

[sociallyodd260]

TO 4 MILLION!!!!!!!!!

[snarky-wallflower]

THE ORIGINAL SHOELACES POST?? ON MY DASH IN 2024??

[theowlishlibrarian]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[stardustxreverie]

Waking up to a flare-up isn't very fun. I wish everyone with chronic illness a very find some comfort today.

[cannibalchicken]

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

i think janitor should be the highest paying job in a society

[yellowmonday-deactivated2022120]

im not kidding im not kidding have you ever been inside a public bathroom

[trans-girl-nausicaa]

as a janitor, when people ask me how work was, most of the time i have to just say “i dealt with something that is too gross for you to want to hear about it” and move on to a different topic.

[skajador]

[memewhore]