Dungeon Mistress Witch

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[iceghosto]

A quick summary of the last 16 months

[starlady171]

Writing the next session of Fires of the Underdark. Players have already brutalised a Kraken and about a thousand goblins… back to the monster manual for me…

[starlady171]

Latest campaign idea to concern and trouble my players… lava mermaids.

That is all.

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[im-leaving-this-blog-now-bye-de]

honestly i’m living for how fucking Badass™️ tony stark was in infinity war

 - the black order rock up to new york with their flying donut and tony just fucking,,, Crosses His Arms, Completely Unimpressed™️   - literally says “get lost squidward” to ebony maw - suits up in the Bleeding Edge armour like a Fucking Boss™️ 

- punches cull obsidian in the fucking face

- materialises Big Ass Weapons out of fucking nowhere like magic with his nanotech 

- literally turns into a fucking rocket to chase after his arachnid son who got yeeted into space on the flying donut trying to save the wizard

- takes One Look at the interior of the q-ship and immediately knows how it works and how to steer it 

- was a Sassy Lil Shit™️ 

- materialises a Big Ass Cannon Blaster and threatens to blast drax’s face off if star lord even dared to hurt his arachnid son

- drops a big ass,,, thing,,, on thanos when the grape fuck first rocked up to titan

- gets a whole ass moon thrown at him and threatens to lose his shit if the lil purple bitch even dared to throw another one at him

- takes on thanos one-on-one after the other heroes got their asses handed to them

- actually manages to get a few good hits in on thanos (with human technology he built himself)

- withstood the fucking strength of the power stone with a shield he conjured from his nanotech (which is, again, human technology tony built)

- literally cuts the purple bitch  (the only mortal to ever make thanos B L E E D)

- desperately continues to fight thanos in hand-to-hand combat despite the fact that half his armour was fucking obliterated by the mad titan after he repeatedly decked tony in the head and blasted him at close range with the power stone

- literally fucking  b l o c k s  a backhanded swing from thanos’ gauntlet with his BARE FUCKING ARMS after thanos fucking obliterated most of his suit (meaning, he no longer had the added superhuman strength the armour usually gives him,, meaNING,,, that was all tony’s Normal Human Strength which blocked that attack)

- attempts to punch thanos,, fully aware that he is just a Little Human squaring up with a mad titan 2x his fucking height and 4x his size (and, again, he was completely vulnerable and exposed because half his armour was fucking shredded at this point) - in a last-ditch desperate attempt (fully aware that it’ll be completely futile) forms a shiv with whats left of his armour and tries to stab thanos only to get stabbed with it instead but A plus for his efforts

- heals his ~fatal~ stab wound (he literally coughed up blood after he got stabbed) with his special nanotech spray  - i mean ???

-what a fucking Badass ???

[emkayoh]

When ur spider kid won’t stop trying to run off and get himself killed

[kim-jisoo]

#tag yourself i’m everyone

[wondyrwoman-deactivated20160623]

[dienaziscum]

Actual 3-year-old Tony Stark, everyone. 

[penandpage]

[ironychan]

I WAS JUST LOOKING FOR THIS LAST NIGHT AND COULDN’T FIND IT.

[munroesdream]

The Hulk so chill

[fat-gold-fish]

how do u actually save bees?

[viva-la-bees]

Plant bee-friendly flowers

Support your local beekeepers

Set up bee hotels for solitary bees

If you see a lethargic bee feed it sugar water

Spread awareness of the importance off bees

[l0veyu]

+Don’t eat honey✌🏻

[ogaycanyousee]

NO.

That will not help save the bees at all. They need the excess honey removed from their hives. That’s the beekeepers entire livelihood.

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

Seriously refusing to eat honey is one of those well-meaning but ultimately terrible ideas. The bees make way too much honey and need it out in order to thrive (not being funny but that was literally a side effect in Bee Movie). Plus that’s the only way for the beekeepers to make the money they need to keep the bees healthy. Do not stop eating honey because somebody on Tumblr told you too.

[jumpingjacktrash]

excess honey, if not removed, can ferment and poison the bees. even if it doesn’t, it attracts animals and other insects which can hurt the bees or even damage the hive. why vegans think letting bees stew in their own drippings is ‘cruelty-free’ is beyond me. >:[

the fact that we find honey yummy and nutritious is part of why we keep bees, true, but the truth is we mostly keep them to pollinate our crops. the vegetable crops you seem to imagine would still magically sustain us if we stopped cultivating bees.

and when you get right down to it… domestic bees aren’t confined in any way. if they wanted to fly away, they could, and would. they come back to the wood frame hives humans build because those are nice places to nest.

so pretending domestic bees have it worse than wild bees is just the most childish kind of anthropomorphizing.

[foxthebeekeeper]

If anything, man-made hives are MORE suitable for bees to live in because we have mathematically determined their optimal living space and conditions, and can control them better in our hives. We also can treat them for diseases and pests much easier than we could if they were living in, say, a tree.

Tl;dr for all of this: eating honey saves the bees from themselves, and keeping them in man-made hives is good for them.

[thebeeblogger]

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[raecupcake-blog]

"When Shelley's corpse washed ashore, a friend identified it by a copy of Keats's 1820 volume in the coat pocket, which he knew Shelley had taken with him. Then, after cremation in which Shelley's heart, hardened by calcium, did not burn, this same friend snatched it from the embers and presented it to Mary Shelley, who kept it thereafter in her desk, wrapped in a copy of 'Adonais."

Here’s your morbid literary fact of the day.

[voidbat]

jesus christ, i will never be this goth.

[katrinastratford]

Mary Shelley’s father taught her to spell her name by taking her to the graveyard and having her trace the letters on her mother, Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley’s gravestone.

NO ONE will ever be as goth.

[closet-lunatic-deactivated20170]

didnt she also have sex on said grave

[mankillercalledbunny]

She lost her virginity on her mother’s grave yes

[violent-darts]

… that’s it we can all go home, peak goth was achieved before we even started.

[jstor]

JSTOR confirms it: http://www.jstor.org/stable/3177447

[optimysticals]

Mary Freaking Shelley is None More Goth personified.

[flapper-queen]

@mama-germany Achieve maximum goth

[nyokoko]

@saarebitch

[gothiccharmschool]

If I fail to reblog this, assume I’m stuck in my crypt, and someone needs to come help me.

[gehayi]

She also wrote a post-apocalyptic science fiction novel focusing on the extinction of the human race and the meaninglessness of existence. In 1826.

Oh, and this isn’t especially goth, but my God, I respect her for this:

In 1827, Mary Shelley was party to a scheme that enabled her friend Isabel Robinson and Isabel’s lover, Mary Diana Dods, who wrote under the name David Lyndsay, to embark on a life together in France as man and wife.[126][note 13] With the help of  [American actor John Howard] Payne, whom she kept in the dark about the details, Mary Shelley obtained false passports for the couple.[127]

[ceridwens-cauldron]

The more I learn about Mary Shelley the more I love her

[snowysauropteryx]

Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

[seananmcguire]

Anthropology: Maybe ask first.

Herpetology: bad plan bad plan BAD PLAN

[whisperwhisk]

Sociology: Yes, if you have time and dedication and a willingness to piss a lot of people off.

Botany: You might hallucinate or die, OR it might be delicious

Computer Science: the tingle of electricity on your tongue is how you know it’s working

Epidemiology: FOR THE SAKE OF THE WORLD PLEASE DO NOT

[carpebutts]

Linguistics: Despite the name, please probably don’t.

[son-of-rome]

Engineering: Maybe, but it’ll probably taste like spreadsheets 

[thyrell]

Software engineering: nothing else has made the code work so you might as well try it

[swordwall-deactivated20160214]

Neuroscience: that is someone’s brain. no. do not

[deanspillowprincess]

Marine biology: you can try, but you’ll probably just get a mouthful of seawater

[seventeendeer]

Astronomy: look, if your dedication to lick Uranus is what it takes get humankind to another planet, then so be it

[sadlittlekeef]

HALSAKAJKAKSK

[coolnerdyrn]

Reblogging purely for that last one.

[magical-awesome-kid]

Food science: FOR FUCKS SAKE LICK IT

[nenemusing]

“tessa holland is the best holland ,” i say into the mic.

the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks & commands silence from the room.

“she’s right,” he says. I look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands: tom holland himself

[farmfreshmemes]

[starlady171]

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[starlady171]

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[starlady171]

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[starlady171]

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