Ratchet ass hoe

My name's Anna but you can call me anytime.

[brattylikestoeat]

There is a lot going on here and I have several questions.

[yeahiwasintheshit]

5 FUCKIN POUNDS OF BUTTER!

[realshinjiikari]

The triple shot on a giant fucken carrot PENETRATING this bird was unnecessary

[ismayell]

These computer programs taught themselves how to walk.

Generation 80 don’t give a shit.

[biglawbear]

Me n the girls walking home from the club

[anxietyproblem]

[asundergrowth]

Fuck you op this made coffee come out of my fucking nose it wasn’t even that funny fuck you

[rlmjob]

egg

the music really adds to the plot

[heyhowiee]

this is literally so stupid I’m cackling

[teathattast]

[taurean-deactivated20200802]

so im sitting there, tit in hand, dissociating

[weloveshortvideos]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[argumate]

love the way your robot’s eyes change from placid blue to angry red at the exact moment it decides to murder you; incredibly considerate of the designers to add the extra leds and connect them to the homicide output of the emotion chip.

[thebootydiaries]

[musterniillustrates]

i watched my brother drop a remote on his foot and the only thing he said was “i am so sick of being alive”

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[fedkaczynski]

What’s funny is that this actually happened. 

[allamericankindofguy-actual]

I’m unfamiliar with this story please elaborate

[fedkaczynski]

Finnish soldier gets separated from the rest of his unit but he’s the only one carrying the emergency amphetamines for the unit, takes too many and goes on a one man rampage for like 2 weeks straight giving the opposing Soviet soldiers nightmares for decades. Oh and he did it all on skis. 

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Did he survive?

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

Yes, during his methed up 2-3 week rampage he got injured by a land mine, travelled 400km on skis, and only ate pine buds and a Siberian Jay that he caught which he ate raw. When he made it back to Finnish lines he was taken to a hospital where it was found his heart rate was nearly 200 beats per minute and his weight had dropped to 43kg (94.7lbs).

[doctor-roman]

His name was Aimo Koivunen if you want to look him up

[misteryada]

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen god and laughed

[amanatsumikan]

[f13nds]

c’mon yellowstone national park let’s get sickening 

[the-writer-is-always-write]

In other news, reading the reviews for Cats has become my new favorite pastime:

[whitepeopletwitter]

[booklovertwilight]

[stevebucky-deactivated20221119]

i cant believe all the sexy music came out when i was like 12 years old and couldnt appreciate it now. whos at the top of the charts now? ed sheeran? shawn mendes and his beard? all the one direction guys but separate this time? where’s mr. taio cruz