+5 reading

congratulations, your stats increased

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I think it's time to do a little introduction post:

Short stuff about me: queer, mentally ill, they/them

I'm glad y'all seem to love this blog, this started as a stupid small idea and now I frequently see people's days being made by my posts! This makes me smile so much too!!

So if you wanna participate, feel free to leave something in my asks or just tag me under certain posts

But also you can just ask me stuff there of course

Thanks for your support and I'm glad y'all are here! <3

Also, to not disturb the course of this blog, your stats also increased:

+5 reading (or however you're experiencing this)

+3 great person

[toadinside]

[stats-increased]

congratulations!

ur stats increased!

+10 moss

+3 outside

[cuunos]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

[cuunos]

me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.

her:

[cuunos]

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

[f4t4-m0rg4n4]

@achivement-unlocked

This feels like something

[achivement-unlocked]

Achieving unlocked!

The Bible has a fandom too

Jesus x Judas yaoi

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

MILD SPELLING ERROR

come on dude it’s in your name

[achivement-unlocked]

FUCKING AGAIN??????

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

There is no escape

Just succumb

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This post has been rickrolled.

[mrstarkitsmellslikeanewcarinhere]

WHY DO YOU DO THIS

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?

Why does the SUN rise and fall?

Because these things are.

They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.

Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,

😎

[the-haiku-bot]

Water is wet, the

sky is blue and I’m never

gonna give you up,

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[evergladesofflorida]

This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???

[in-n-out-burger-unofficial]

I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Hands you a spatula

[dragons-locator]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?" me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

I summon thee @girl-detector

[girl-detector]

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

@is-the-salmon-horny do you have any idea if the fish Jesu-

[tocamos]

time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys

[the-real-gmail]

Hehe hope this email finds you well

[postalignments]

This post is chaotic evil!

[rainworld-name-verifier]

There’s probably a valid rain world name somewhere around here

[chaosspelledwrong]

I'm losing my mind

[mundane-horror-deactivated20260]

@jesus-holding-your-fave mildly related have fun

[jesus-holding-your-fave]

yeah ok i’ll reblog that

[relovaaa]

@god-offical what is your opinion on this situation?

[god-offical]

I need to go lie down

[stats-increased]

Congratulations!

your stats increased!

+ 50 gimmick blogs on your post

+ a bit of everything

[stats-increased]

Congratulations! The following stats of everyone of you increased:

+1 new year

+5 proud of you for surviving the last one

+7 hope your next one will be great

[stats-increased]

shit i couldve done this one on new year‘s too

well too late now

[stroebe2]

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

John As Fuck

You sure are. You're so fucking John. The most John, even. Sorry you got banned from that Smash tournament though.

[rat-detector-15]

rat detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector detector not detected

[pointless-achievements]

what

[stats-increased]

congratulations!

your stats increased!

+ 5 what

+ 0 rat detector^15… apparently?

+ 10 unknowing

[sourdough-seal]

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

[stats-increased]

congratulations!

your stats increased!

+ 2 hyperfixation

+ 2… more… hyperfixation

+ 5 finishing

[theclockworkjudas]

Just ran into the coolest kid ever. Gender ambiguous, just slamming on the cross walk button, beatboxing to the recorded "wait" message. And when the light changed they rolled on across in HEELIES

[stats-increased]

congratulations!

your stats increased!

+ 0.5 gender

+ 10 beatboxing on the ”wait“ message

+ 2 heelies

[rockpapertheodore]

You ever think about how we call toddlers that because they can't walk right. They toddle about. Fuckin idiots. Fuckin idiot steppers can't walk properly. Call 'em wobblers. This is my son Jeffrey he's at the age where I mock him for walking like a fucking scrub. "Skill issue" ass name.

[stats-increased]

congratulations!

your stats increased!

+ 2 toddling

+ 5 wobbling

[demilypyro]

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

What Am I Gonna Do With All This Space?

Gather together a whole 0.0625 gigabytes of storage. Wow!

[stats-increased]

congratulations! ur stats increased:

+0.0625 gigs of storage

+1 fuckton of memory cards

[heyftinally]

Anyway,

Glad we cleared that up.

[stats-increased]

congratulations! ur stats increased:

+5 hate

+10 transgenderism

also u got 1 transphobia removed

[konoko]

[stats-increased]

congratulations! ur stats increased:

+15 confusion

+1 symphony

[tangaloors]

i have an exam tomorrow but i spent 5 hours making a low poly fat pikachu animation instead

[stats-increased]

Congratulations! Your stats increased:

+5 polycules (the geometric form)

+1 fat pikachu

+5 well-spent hours of your lifetime

[jame7t]

The hell is happening

[stats-increased]

Congratulations! Your stats increased:

+1990 bugs

+1 sex (apparently?? with bugs?? idk)

[funkylilblob]

You know what if this post gets 10,000 notes i will actually try to better my mental health

You see its impossible because none of my posts get over 10 notes

[oogaboogaspookyman]

@the-haiku-bot @hellsite-hall-of-fame @the-arcade-doctor

Let's fuck this dude's entire shit up gang

[mothman-the-mothman1234]

@singular-ghost-sound you’re popular with the other gimmicks

[singular-ghost-sound]

*ghost sounds*

Hey @gimmick-thief I give you permission to steal my gimmick for this cause.

[gimmick-thief]

*excited ghost sounds*

[transcryptidsstuff]

@carbonmonoxide-detector

help this person’s mental health

[carby]

FINAL ULTIMATE CLOUT BEAM

[carby]

I call upon the Council!

@challenge-rating-posts @i-remove-color-from-posts @stats-increased @amtrak-official @were-these-words-in-the-bible @ofishal-fish-posts @marbondonoxide-cetector

[stats-increased]

THE COUNCIL HAS BEEN SUMMONED

The ministry for increased stats offers:

+ 10 mental health

+ 5 support from your peers

[pukicho]

careful man, my girlfriend is on this app

shit, is she dangerous?

[stats-increased]

Congratulations! Your stats increased:

+1 girlfriend chasing you (maybe dangerous)

[fluffle-system]

It's a leap yeap

[stats-increased]

Congratulations! Your stats increased

+1 day (available on February)

[fluffle-system]

It's a leap yeap

[stats-increased]

Congratulations! Your stats increased

+1 day (available on February)