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24 | trans + bi | he/him | local Sanji simp | local steddie enthusiast 🏳️‍🌈 | i write filth lol | petplay & kink shit | 18+ minors please shoo I also train horses. so. expect that nonsense occasionally lmao

[russianblush]

ilya: *consent king* shane: please just shut up and fuck me

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[valleyhowler]

There are hardly any female werewolves because they break all the classic rules of femininity. They force you to confront female violence, strength, size, grotesqueness and uncontrollability. Historically female shapeshifters always shift into something dangerous (snake) or sleek (cat) or dainty (bird) but female werewolves ignore the masculine gaze completely. They're distorted beasts that have no ulterior motive except to destroy. Nothing about them is nurturing or modest. They're the opposite of what a woman "should be." Their omission from pop culture is not an accident.

[jominusjo]

MORE GRIZZLY, BEASTLY, AND MONSTROUS WEREWOLF WOMEN!!!!

I WANT YOU 🫵 TO DO YOUR PART IN PROPAGATING THE SHEWOLF REVOLUTION

GET RIPPED, HAIRY, AND EAT SCREAMING PEOPLE WITH NO REMORSE

[hadalstims]

So deeply moved by this puppy eating raspberries I had to make it a gif I felt compelled

[themoonandmyman]

orgasm denial but I use one of those stamps you see in movies whenever someone unsuccessfully tries to apply for a loan and directly stamp your forehead during sex

[twirlingfreckles]

@kissyoulikealover

[soapydoll]

Did I ever talk abt the time i was at a bdsm club and one of the pups was on all fours and barking and being cute and the dom on scene was like “hi puppy! Do you do any tricks?” And he said “I can beatbox!”

[soapydoll]

I was like. Doubled over incapacitated laughing the entire time. He was really good and a big sweetheart and I felt kinda bad but I couldn’t stop thinking “why the am I getting the beatboxing puppy unskippable cutscene at the bdsm club”

[sleepymarimo]

okay but imagine stressing out and searching an entire island for zoro after you were put on marimo watch by the rest of the crew!!

… and going back to the ship empty handed after hours. no marimo spotted. you sigh and sit on a crate, utterly defeated. head in hands. tragic.

all this only for him to walk up to you one minute later and ask where you wandered off to because he’s been trying to find you all day.

lovely.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[moldavite]

people use "sensitive" like it's an insult. i'm sorry for spending my whole life giving a fuck i guess

[nancywheelesbian]

Dustin and Lucas coming to Eddie one day like. “Okay listen. Steve has a crush on you and it’s getting super obvious, please let him down easy and don’t be weird about it, we know straight guys can have strong reactions sometimes—“ and Eddie’s standing there thinking. Okay what parallel world am I in that Steve Harrington has a crush on me and these kids think I’M a straight guy they need to worry about reacting badly.

[ichigoginchan]

Sanji to Zoro in episode 1144

[ilyasmole]

that look of awe the first time shane watches ilya come just makes me think abt how fascinated and enamored i think shane is by ilyas cock in those early days. he can't believe that he, him, shane hollander, can make somebody's cock do that. he loves watching ilya get hard, he loves that it's him who does that to ilya. and ilya is equally turned on by shane's interest in his cock, in the way he genuinely seems to get a real kick out of watching it grow from completely soft to hard and dripping. shane just rests his head on ilya's thigh and stares at it, brow furrowed with concentration and desire, and his watchful gaze makes ilya feel CRAZY in the best way, it doesn't take him long to get hard without even being touched. and shane just watches with that hypnotized look in his big brown eyes and eventually reaches over to pet ilya's cock lightly with two fingers, and it jumps under his touch and leaks a thick string of precum. and shane just murmurs "that's so fucking hot" before enveloping the fat tip in his mouth

[sunshinemoonrx]

HUH?

Most cop thing I've ever read. what the fuck are you talking about. The posts you're looking for might be on this website but we won't show them to you???

[sunshinemoonrx]

I'm sure all my settings are set to "yes show me mature content no don't filter anything" what are you TALKING ABOUT

[sunshinemoonrx]

the posts are ON THE WEBSITE. I can't search dirty words?? am I five??? is this club penguin??? when I get you

[noticesghosts]

What the hell

[noticesghosts]

What is going on

[error-404-fuck-not-found]

just so you know, if you completely ignore the search feature on the website and just type "tumblr.com/search/term" into the address bar, it bypasses all of this. broken-ass website

[that-house]

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

[justslightlyconfused]

That ‘comment on your a03 work’ email hits like a line of cocaine every time. unmatched dopamine increase. shoutout to everyone who leaves a comment on fics. you deserve the world

[write-on-world]

[telumendils]