David Lobster Wallace

ellie//26//she•they//false messiah//filling in for mel zetz

[steelbirch]

i think seeing the earth from space in real life would fix me

[babeymac]

[vhscleaner]

Happy July 1st

[storm-of-feathers]

EVERYONE STOP TELLING ME HOW OLD YOU WERE IN 2008 I DONT WANNA HEAR THAT SHIT

[storm-of-feathers]

SOME OF YOU SHOULD BE AT THE OPRHANGE

[storm-of-feathers]

preschool. I meant preschool.

[vimbry-moved]

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[jaubaius]

Diver convince octopus to trade his plastic cup for a seashell

[waffilicious]

imagine if a fuckin……. giant alien just showed up and stuck a huge hand in front of your face and then proceeded to offer you three different houses and wouldn’t stop until you moved out of your old shitty apartment and then helped you fuckin move

and then just left

[glitterary]

I first saw this on twitter and COULD NOT get over these comments:

Twitter link

[originalcrime]

dead wife who was MEAN and slept without a TOP SHEET and only went to the beach when it was OVERCAST to SCOWL at the waves

[cheaphalloweencostume]

*to myself in the mirror getting ready for the beach* everything about this gal says summertime fun

[vixvigil]

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[jimmyhoffathecat]

How active is Mr. Jimmy the Pickles? He looks like he gets around a lot.

[valenalentine]

[margindoodles2407]

🎸🎸🎸

[motherfucker-unlimited]

hmmm I think I will reblog The low poly 3d bird from daytona usa

[lowpolyanimals]

Bird from Daytona USA

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[despazito]

[hellallamerican]

i really like that ringo was the only beatle to assume a stage name

[inthefallofasparrow]

No one liked the sound of 'Georgo Harr', 'Paulo McCarr' or 'Jongo Lenn', so they scrapped that idea but didn't bother to tell Ringo.