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teachers office after hours

thank u maddy for commissioning this. psa i need money so if anyone wanna commission me please hit up [email protected] and i can give a quote

kiss this babey

GET HIS ASS (affectionate)

desolatus

Victor Nizovtsev

homoquartz

i’ve warmed up significantly towards the concept of small talk ever since i learned that its sole purpose is to make friendly noises.

as long as you smile and nod, people are satisfied. it’s just to show that you are nice and there with good intentions. we’re small in a big world and have to rely on other people to be decent to us. so we do our little human dance to each other to say, “i’m not here to hurt you. here’s something we have in common, like the weather or sports or itchy sweaters, so we both know we’re on the same team. we both agree on a basic fact, like that it is rainy or that being itchy is uncomfortable, and this proves we can get along. i’m being light-hearted and non-threatening right now.”

small talk isn’t to get to know a person. it’s just a greeting to affirm you’re buddies in the universe.

i am motivated by wanting the other person to know i am friendly, so i have gotten pretty decent at small talk when i used to hate it.

piratedgender

squeakadeeks

Space outlaw from bee and puppycat! 🤨 ⭐️🪐🛸✨

despite the fact that ive already done 3 space costumes, I had one more campy cartoon space kick left in me I suppose. I tweaked space outlaw's design somewhat significantly but the vibe is still there haha. I wanted to make something 50's space alien adjacent and by god, i was going to make something 50's space alien adjacent.

#bpc

regging

you can be both employed & way too online. it’s called “posting on the clock,” and actually, it’s praxis.

beybuniki

tgchk doodle

#bnha

somanyjacks

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

wormsslime

somanyjacks

Reblogging to add amazing tags from @meta-theory

#this both makes things more fun and also is a really good analogy#because there are four types of system maintenance and that makes the term much more exact than the nebulous ''self-care''#and therefore much more helpful to those of us who uhhh struggle with nebulosity#for anyone curious the four types are:#1. corrective (to fix current problems)#2. preventative (to avoid future problems)#3. adaptative (to re-adjust to any changes)#4. perfective (to work towards a better system)#I really like this idea I'm gonna make a checklist

ominous-signs

Official ominous sign

fyeahegerton

I’m a huge fan of yours (requested by Anonymous)

arrghigiveup

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

ceebee-eebee

#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis