[buckleysibz]

Eddie Diaz vs New Mexico

day 2: competition

[distance-does-not-matter]

reading a deadly education and to my shock and surprise, that education sure is deadly

[thirdwheelravi]

in season 10 buck and eddie should meet a pair of girl best friends and start dating them (it's so convenient and great because they can all just hang out together!) and then a few episodes later they both get dumped on the same night because it turns out their girlfriends are in love with each other and one of them finally confessed and then buck winds up at eddie's door and eddie (in his underwear again for some reason) lets him in and they drink beers on the couch and theyre like ha ha just our bad luck. and learn nothing

[blanketforcas]

i don't go here but this is so funny

[weird-goodbyes]

anyhoo. I do think that they should do an opening emergency with fun duos. Like citywide shutdown because of like an ice storm or something. But like everyone should be stuck in duos. Eddie and Maddie are stuck with Theo, Jee, Chris, and Baby Robert Nash Han for some weird babysitting exchange at precisely the wrong moment and they realize they’ve never really talked. Buck and Karen stuck at a museum, both trying to remember anything paramedically related they’ve learned from Hen and Eddie to help people. Athena and Ravi trapped at May’s apartment because her shift ran late, Athena is having the time of her life drinking May’s wine, Ravi wants to eat glass. May and Chimney trapped at the hospital where Chimney was dropping off paperwork or whatever. Harry and Hen trapped at the station because they were napping.

[unwastelandunbaby]

[qcharlie]

please god watch this right now

[fangirltothefullest]

The editing of this video is hysterical and genius- they switch between so many editing styles to reflect exactly what kind of thing they're going for in each segment its GREAT.

[garashir]

hey friends where is that picture of boromir with the gondor flag except its a pride flag?

[lesbiansforboromir]

Couldn’t find it so I made another because you’re right that it’s a crime and it’s definitely my duty to remedy it

[jehovahhthickness]

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

[jehovahhthickness]

Okay inflation is crazy.

We bumping up the price to $15,000 for 2026.

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[malte-laurids]

Gentiles/non-Jews of Tumblr, how well did you do in the quiz on Judaism 101 linked below?

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I’m Jewish/show results

Voting ended onMay 20

This is the quiz and I did not come up with it, credit goes to @iswearbyalltheflowers on this post.

Absolutely no judgment, I’m genuinely really curious and I figured more people would answer anonymously here than on the original post.

[punksalmons]

happy eddiegettingshot day for those who celebrate

[str-ngeloop]

you will struggle to say the unsayable thing for five years straight. and then it will suddenly become easy on a Wednesday morning

[qwertyfingers]

sound off in the tags please what are everyone's favourite songs about divorce / lost love / Old Friends / empty houses / grief / death / other such miseries thank you

[festeringmoons]

Every mechanisms song:

*sad viola intro* jonny d’ville: once upon a time, there were two lesbians who were in love and also in space. But the spgovernment (space government) wanted to kill them, and so they were forced to flee.

jessica law (to the tune of old macdonald): oooh baby I love you. I’m so sorry the spgovernment wants to kill us because we committed genocide *drumbot brian starts banging out the tunes* [CHORUS]

jonny d’ville: you see, these two lovers had actually committed genocide.

literally any of the other band members: *slightly higher voice than usual* my dearest, I love you too. I’d do anything to protect you, even sacrifice my life for yours [CHORUS AGAIN]

*worst harmonica you’ve ever heard in your life*

[CHORUS ONE FINAL TIME] (it goes really hard even though it’s still to the tune of old macdonald)

*outro music* jonny d’ville: and then they both died. not even in each others’ arms or anything. yeah it was really depressing

and then it’s the best fucking song you’ve ever heard

[ellakas]

[ellakas]

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*