Sneep Snoop @steroidallolita - Tumblr Blog

I am a recreational Noticer. I love to Notice Things and Make Connections and Identify Patterns. This is one of my favorite activities and it requires me to behave in compulsively silly ways online.

nsomniacsdream

In real life, this manifests itself by suddenly asking a coworker "so how long has your wife known about your mistress?" Because he stopped bringing in a packed lunch and I saw him scrubbing lipstick off his neck one day when he "went to the bank"

whatwwwwwww

how did that go?

nsomniacsdream

So good

writing-prompt-s

The wizard in your party only knows one spell. It’s effective, but even the assassin feels bad about it.

ordinarymothman

aimseytv

guess what i’m gonna say

pen--pun

WHY THE FUCK DID NOBODY TELL ME ABOUT THIS

pen--pun

feetdavidson

I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

feetdavidson

this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther

me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

servalias

oh my god the original out in the wild

rednines

kittenchomp

yharnam

marypsue

#this shit was GREAT then they tore it down and replaced it with a plastic playground #because everyone was getting splinters from this one #the splinters were PART of the experience #they didnt get it #also it was maybe rickety and falling apart and a safety hazard #which was ALSO part of the experience!! (via @phantomrose96)

So what I found out, later, as an adult, when I brought up my disgust that this play structure had been torn down for No Apparent Good Reason, is that the splinter thing was just an excuse they gave to us because we were ten years old and they had to say Something. The actual reason this structure got ripped down and replaced?

Because the treatment used on the wood to preserve it was found to be carcinogenic. Apparently because of arsenic, according to this article.

So, yeah. Safety hazard.

ailingwriter

So the whole place is practically seeping with a poison that will slowly cause you to become an oily being with ragged, cancerous skin? My god, it really is Yharnam.

cassie-darlin

those big translucent rabbit vibrators and those big douchebag vape rigs are a sexually dymorphic species

cassie-darlin

like??

cassie-darlin

tell me this does not look like a male cartoon animal charater and the girl romantic interest version with boobs

cassie-darlin

ARE YOU FUCKING LISTENING TO ME

bloodanddiscoballs

I love the word cunt it's so fresh so fun I hope we all have a cuntastic 2023

bloodanddiscoballs

if youre seriously reblogging this and censoring the word in the tags AND useless comments then why even reblog it at all? cunt

unclefather

i love this take

mitchipedia

Via George Takei, who adds: "Overheard: 'Not all heroes wear capes. Or tops, it seems.'"

roadhogsbigbelly

this is so fucking bleak

roadhogsbigbelly

radiofreederry

xeansicemane

There is something deeply funny and beautiful about people falling for one of the oldest tricks in the book.

gaynfl-moved

pick your fighter

the ‘$1000 to go to Hawaii’ bride, the ‘I bought a $99 polygraph on amazon’ lady, or the ‘why was $200 so huge’ birthday girl

marisatomay

a lot of people seem to be confused and think the hawaii bride and the polygraph lady are the same but they’re actually 2 separate people so here’s all 3 in one go

the “$1500 to go to hawaii” bride