This idea came to me in a nap. A tired business man leaning back with a building up sneeze….
Tell me what you think could be setting him off
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This idea came to me in a nap. A tired business man leaning back with a building up sneeze….
Tell me what you think could be setting him off
MINORS DNI! DO NOT REBLOG TO NONKINK BLOGS!!
imagine hating me and I’m just over here jorkin it to strangers sneezing on the internet
spying on my partner mowing the lawn just to watch him sneeze 😌
imagine...you're tied to a chair with your arms behind your back...and (insert whoever you'd like here) is straddling you and knows they're about to have a sneezing fit. maybe it's allergies, maybe a cold, but they can just FEEL it coming. and instead of turning away or covering or apologizing or any of the usual "sorry my nose is out of control" things, they tease and playfully threaten you with it, saying things like "i don't know...i just can't seem to hold it back," "it's coming, whether you like it or not...and it's gonna be big--hhHEH- and messy- aahhHhehhh-"
and. they sneeze all over you, pretending they can't control it, but really they're purposefully trying to let every possible sneeze out, never holding back for a moment. into your chest, your neck, everything.
partner knows about your kink. handsome mutual friend is sneezing all throughout the get-together.
they can tell how turned on you are, and you can tell how bothered and envious they are. so when it comes to the inevitable fucking at the end of the night, they are really trying to prove to you that they can do it better.
hey there handsome,, you want some head with that head cold? ;)
sneezed like ~10 HARSH singles while doing an analytics final project tonight, lfg? Staying up this late with the possibility of coming down with something is not my finest moment
“Colds or allergies” I’m literally bisexual
as a Genuinely Not Sneezy Person™, this weather changing has made my nose SO runny this morning and I’ve sneezed like 6-7 (lol) times already and it’s not even 9am. I THOUGHT I was getting over being sick but now I worry I’m coming down with something else. My nose feels so tickly and wet, and it’s running and making my lips damp. Sneezes are coming out wet-sounding and I embarrassingly sprayed my light lavender shirt in class just now. Sure everyone around me is disgusted so I thought telling the niche community of mfers who’d appreciate it was called for lol. I can already feel my nose getting chapped and it’s all red and irritated.
Update: I was indeed coming down with something again and have continued being sneezy (sneezing ~10 times a day which again is a LOT for me) all week, if it was still in question my body was rejecting me I got an uggo ass cold sore on my chin on Wednesday and started coughing up green shit (I’ve given up trying to make this sound sexy lmfao it’s simply not I fear). Did I mention I had two collegiate choir concerts this week? Anyways happy Friday fuckers 🫶🤧
as a Genuinely Not Sneezy Person™, this weather changing has made my nose SO runny this morning and I’ve sneezed like 6-7 (lol) times already and it’s not even 9am. I THOUGHT I was getting over being sick but now I worry I’m coming down with something else. My nose feels so tickly and wet, and it’s running and making my lips damp. Sneezes are coming out wet-sounding and I embarrassingly sprayed my light lavender shirt in class just now. Sure everyone around me is disgusted so I thought telling the niche community of mfers who’d appreciate it was called for lol. I can already feel my nose getting chapped and it’s all red and irritated.
"Sorry, I– hhh– know how you are a-ahhhhbout it, so I'm trying not to– hhhh!!!– not to– to sn– hhhhhheeeeze– so I d-don't distraahhhhhct you..."
"Oh my god, no. No, this is worse, please just get it over with if you have to and don't do... this."
"Oh thahhnk god, it was getting really hard to- hhhaaahhh'tSCHIEW! hh'TSCHIUU! Snf, to hold it back. Sorry..."
"...Bless you."
"Ah... sorry, I really did do the opposite of what I meant, didn't I? You're– hhhhiiiihh'tCHSCHIIEW!– blushing."
so I just turned 22
I started noodling at this drabble way back in July as an experiment with second person perspective. I couldn't really figure out where to go with it, though, so I decided that maybe it's fine as is. Slightly nsfw. Please do not reblog to non-kink blogs, minors DNI.
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"I don't... have to sneeze."
His hands slide a little further along your outer thighs, his fingertips twitching as they just barely skirt the swell of your ass. Your knees press into the crease of the couch, bookending his hip bones. You hover over his lap, and you can tell by that grip slowly traveling up your legs and the bulge that's starting to tent his jeans that he wants nothing more than to pull you right against him. At the moment, however, something else requires his full concentration.
"I don't h-have to snhh— t-to sneeze."
build-ups that go like:
*hitch* … *sigh*
*hitch-hitch* … *sigh*
*hitch!-hitch!-hitch-!!* … *loaded pause* … *utterly desperate sneeze*
A++. 11/10. absolutely exquisite. 👌
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Someone who has an aversion to sneezing around others, consciously or subconsciously, for better or for worse, they just cant! but their nose doesn't get the memo.
Instead when they feel a sneeze, they hitch endlessly towards nothing, their shoulders hiking up, and up, and up without a stopping point. Their breath seesaws between sharp little gasps and reluctant, bursting sighs when the sneeze doesn't come to fruition. Theyre at the mercy of the performance their nose is giving, their eyes crossing, uncrossing, fluttering closed, and suddenly snapping back open while the tickle waxes and wanes in it's ferocity. Their panting hitches turn to vocalizations, each rising with a greater sense of urgency and warning, stuttering into each other until the maddening sensation ebbs again, and their pent up breath slowly winds out of them. They'd draw less attention to themselves if they could just sneeze this tickle away, but for all the theatrics theyre making over the urge, their nose is too shy.
The longer it takes them to slink off and address the ticklish sensation in their nose, the stronger the eventual fit has to be to satisfy their nose's protest to being tickled for so long. At least they can find some relief in private
top gf who becomes a needy pillow princess when she’s sick x fetishist gf that’s way too turned on by the whole situation