the exiles

adult fictive-heavy plural system

[cuppydogshane]

at evil taco bell they serve Baja Blight

[polyversity]

My local mayor posted this and I'm mesmerised. Every time I look at it I spot a new problem. It's like a rorschach test.

Not only did the AI fail to make a functioning UK map despite TONS of accurate maps available, but then a team of people actually thought "that looks about right, that's probably the North, it's got at least one Hull that'll do" and posted it.

[elodieunderglass]

York ⁽Yᵒʳᵏ⁾

[dragongirlbunny]

taking the liverpool-manchester line from warrington to warrington with a stop in warrington along the way

[softmachin3]

some (kinda risque) computer-loving pins from the 80s

[liminal-brainrot]

The train isn't coming; It's time to get up.

[pisshandkerchief]

*guy who has repressed every feeling he's ever had* yeah I'm just really good at rolling with the punches I guess haha

[screenshotsofdespair]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[avvocarlo]

badass food for my dope baby

[garethwashere]

ROTARY_PISTON

[emoryinaboat]

[potemkin-guilty-gear]

i have normal thoughts about the rotary piston

[atomic-darth]

Whatever you say, Tumblr user robotgirl-cock

[repair-bear]

@bittyb0t

[choko-lates-choka]

[catgirlredux]

sometimes a girl is a little robot maid with a screen for a face that always makes cute ascii expressions when you pat her head

and sometimes a girl is a massive digital construct that requires an entire facility just to house her intelligence and could theoretically bring about the destruction of mankind but she doesn’t do it because she loves you very much

[paradichlorosocksy]

[skykittywhatchamahcallit]

[soracities]

Alain de Botton, Essays in Love [transcript in ALT]

[supergrinch]

I'm being oppressed

[snowflavored]

[wizardpotions]

Average dnd party

[wildzero]

agrees to do petplay and she immediately euthanizes me

[lieutenant-sappho]

the machine and the divine are the same kind of erotic because they're the same kind of perfection. btw

[corvus-3]

the machine and the divine should kiss i think

[headspace-hotel]

God's inability and unwillingness to answer our prayers 🤝 a printer's inability and unwillingness to print our documents

[transgendercyborg-deactivated20]

if a computergirl was transgender would she go on CRT

[effemimaniac]

component replacement therapy (they are upgrading her GPU (girl processing unit))