[blingeezzz]

[sinning-satan666]

the point of life is to clone yourself and watch your detached flesh make you noodles in 18 years time.

[cheddar-baby]

In cyclops world the teens have a trend where they play "we are young" by fun and when he says "give me a second i" they put a second eye on random celebs like cyclops shane dawson

[chilewithcarnage]

you craft such intricate tales

[worldwright]

youtube with ublock origin experience of the 20 second gap between every video on a playlist where youtube desperately throws itself against the impervious ever-evolving uncaring face of the adblocker's wall screaming and clawing and calling PLEASE! PLEASE, OUR AD REVENUE!! DON'T YOU WANT TO SUPPORT THIS CREATOR? DO YOU NOT CARE ABOUT OUR WALLETS? AND THEIRS? into the vast and empty sky before the adblocker gently raises one of its many iron-banded arms and flicks youtube away into the void just to hear its wails fade slowly into nothing

[ellierenae]

write. write. you need to make mistakes to learn from them. you don't become a master carpenter by shutting your eyes and thinking hard about dovetail joints

[innerchildabortionclinic]

a lot of critiques of Youth Behaviors should take into account we now live in a world where said behaviors can be recorded, posted online, and be seen all over the world, and this was not always the case. not only that, but outrage drives engagement on social media, so you're more likely to come across inflammatory content. it kind of creates an altered perception of reality

[weiwei-uplink]

[animentality]

[skarchomp]

well it's not really my thing but i don't think people should be brutally skinned and run out of town and thrown to wild hounds and the hounds all have rabies and you get sent to the hospital and they cut off all your legs at the hospital for it

[maxknightley]

lib

[feldfrog]

I used to be monotheistic. Until the great worm that I worship got cut in half

[anevermadebed]

MOST of my problems could be solved by carly rae jepsen cut to the feeling. the rest will have to be solved by carly rae jepsen run away with me.

[theperksofbeingahugefuckingcunt]

I beg your sweet fucking pardon

[quebecbyween89-deactivated20240]

*Dictating suicide note to my secretary who is typing it in on a big antique typewriter*

*Phone rings, i go to answer it*

Mhm. Yeah. Mhm. I see. Thanks. *hangs up*

Sharlene you can go ahead and cancel that, i've just been informed that We're Back

[avengerphobic]

sometimes you people will be calling things "Body Horror" when it's just how some people live

[avengerphobic]

i think everyone should be required to take a class and learn about ostomy care and catheters and dialysis and insulin pumps and see what aging does to the body and learn about disabling illnesses and normalize them because yall will be out here saying shit is horrifying when its just like a medical device

[wordfather]

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss you off on purpose

[legendfinder]

(flirting) you're beautiful btw. im going to piss

[ellienamored]

(giving up) you're beautiful btw. im going

[mih-nuh]

(meticulously crafted and rather proud of it) you're beautiful btw. im on purpose

[legendfinder]

(your clone) you're beautiful btw. im you

[mih-nuh]

(the batter) you're beautiful btw. im off

[mih-nuh]

@rigormarcy let's fuse or whatever

[rigormarcy]

(fusing with you) you’re. im

[mih-nuh]

(fusing with you) im you

[rigormarcy]

(fused) im

[unyieldingsilence]

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[wordfather]

(the concerned op) what happened to my post

[the-secondborn-of-seven]

OFF does that to things¯\_(ツ)_/¯

(the concerned ape) o ah o y o

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[ri5k]

i’m giving up personhood to become a full-time abstract concept

[lemonpoppyseedmuffin]

My coffee maker is such a faggot. Every time I use it it whines and moans and groans and pisses all over the place

[slimegirls-slime]

i think they're called baristas