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Borneo: a biologist is working, looking for snakes in a pond. Orangutan thinks the man is stuck, reaches out a hand to help him climb to safety.

coolyo294

onceiwashere

if youre horny for any of the animal crossing animals i’ll kill you

zsnes

imagine being told youre not allowed to feel attraction to a fucking video game character you like, who btw owns a house and pays a fucking mortgage

onceiwashere

i’ll break your neck. ill grab you by the arms and swing you around so fast centrifugal force turns you into paste

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SCREAM

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electric-tentacles

quinnfabrayapologist

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theres apparently a strain of weed named white yoda?

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lovers lost in a forest

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certified iconic post

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hmmm

bimbinis

His door

afloweroutofstone

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topherchris

thinking of everyone out there who’s alone today. hang in there. here’s geen goblin ass

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I was born in the wrong biome

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mentally I am here

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hate this site

relishboi

come sit down next to me idiot

caprisunsport-deactivated202010

i will sit next to you at any time ms green

relishboi

sit next to me right now.

caprisunsport-deactivated202010

i am, im sitting next to you right now

relishboi

now listen to me young man, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.