diary of a failure

things just got weird. it's my time to shine

[chongoblog]

*says 2022 with the same cadence as Scooby Dooby Doo*

[grandparentcore]

maybe even find some fossils

[stinkypegasus]

it's funny please laugh.

-me everytime i'm making jokes

[stinkypegasus]

i love people who type so fast that they spell literally everything wrong.

like, their suffering is so funny to watch and then we can laugh together about the spelling mistakes they've made.

[kalyug]

[toastbutteregg]

[professionallyclumsy]

I’d like to thank Mizuno with my life for this

[stinkypegasus]

[stinkypegasus]

Howl being a drama queen because Sophie messed with his potions and his hair went red.

Howls moving castle by Studio Ghibli

[stinkypegasus]

*get a little too excited to talk about something*

my friends:

"the problem is not that you talk,but that i hear it"

[stinkypegasus]

Greed with Ling's physique is just🥵🥵

[stinkypegasus]

*someone tries to hurt my friends*

me:

try me.

[stinkypegasus]

*someone tries to hurt my siblings*

me:

[stinkypegasus]

i swear i hate children until:

[stinkypegasus]

just the chaotic trio.

every friend group has:

the absolute mess,

the one with anger issues,

and the mom.

[stinkypegasus]

boyfriend requirements:

be itadori.

[stinkypegasus]

i want what they have.

Anime: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood